Words of wisdom
Oct 21, 2015 11:40:15 #
Going the e-mail rounds. :lol: :lol:
1. When I was born, I was given a choice
a big pecker or a good memory....
I don't remember what I chose.
2. A wife is a sex object.
Every time you ask for sex, she objects.
3. Impotence: nature's way of saying,
"No hard feelings...
4. There are only two four letter words that are
offensive to men - 'don't' and 'stop', unless they
are used together.
5. There are three stages in a man's life:
Tri-Weekly, Try Weekly and Try Weakly.
6. Virginity is not dignity, it's lack of opportunity.
7. Marriage is the only war where you get to sleep
with the enemy.
8. Question:
Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
Answer:
Breasts don't have eyes.
9. Despite the old saying, 'Don't take your troubles to bed',
many men still sleep with their wives!
Send to the men who need a laugh and the women with a good sense of humor.
1. When I was born, I was given a choice
a big pecker or a good memory....
I don't remember what I chose.
2. A wife is a sex object.
Every time you ask for sex, she objects.
3. Impotence: nature's way of saying,
"No hard feelings...
4. There are only two four letter words that are
offensive to men - 'don't' and 'stop', unless they
are used together.
5. There are three stages in a man's life:
Tri-Weekly, Try Weekly and Try Weakly.
6. Virginity is not dignity, it's lack of opportunity.
7. Marriage is the only war where you get to sleep
with the enemy.
8. Question:
Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
Answer:
Breasts don't have eyes.
9. Despite the old saying, 'Don't take your troubles to bed',
many men still sleep with their wives!
Send to the men who need a laugh and the women with a good sense of humor.
Oct 21, 2015 11:50:30 #
Good ones. I know a few women with a good sense of humor but I tend to push their limits occasionally.
Oct 21, 2015 12:33:27 #
Oct 21, 2015 13:51:46 #
Elwood wrote:
Going the e-mail rounds. :lol: :lol: br br 1. ... (show quote)
Wisdom for men that already know a lot. :thumbup:
Oct 22, 2015 15:06:55 #
Elwood wrote:
Going the e-mail rounds. :lol: :lol: br br 1. ... (show quote)
I showed Betty these-----
she said --"typical male chauvinist republican pig"
:!: :!: :!:
Oct 22, 2015 15:31:00 #
badbobby wrote:
I showed Betty these-----
she said --"typical male chauvinist republican pig"
:!: :!: :!:
she said --"typical male chauvinist republican pig"
:!: :!: :!:
No sense of humor? :roll: :lol: :lol:
Oct 22, 2015 16:13:53 #
Jimbolai wrote:
Wisdom for men that already know a lot. :thumbup:
:lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup:
Oct 22, 2015 16:14:30 #
badbobby wrote:
I showed Betty these-----
she said --"typical male chauvinist republican pig"
:!: :!: :!:
she said --"typical male chauvinist republican pig"
:!: :!: :!:
:shock: Oops, bad move. Some women just can't handle the t***h. :lol: :lol: ;-)
Oct 22, 2015 17:42:58 #
Parrothead wrote:
No sense of humor? :roll: :lol: :lol:
yup that's what she called me
my wife Betty is a strong minded individual
and though I know she was joshing me
I kinda think what she said about "typical male chauvinist pig"
pretty well nailed it
Oct 22, 2015 22:11:55 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
badbobby wrote:
yup that's what she called me
my wife Betty is a strong minded individual
and though I know she was joshing me
I kinda think what she said about "typical male chauvinist pig"
pretty well nailed it
my wife Betty is a strong minded individual
and though I know she was joshing me
I kinda think what she said about "typical male chauvinist pig"
pretty well nailed it
I'll bet that you've heard that before, haven't you, BB :?: :lol:
Oct 23, 2015 01:22:28 #
Elwood wrote:
Going the e-mail rounds. :lol: :lol: br br 1. ... (show quote)
What I dislike about being liberal, as so many of you insist: a need to object where it seems persnickety. This is d********g: "6. Virginity is not dignity, it's lack of opportunity." Utterly d********g and without saving grace. The rest is very funny.
Oct 23, 2015 10:56:23 #
fiatlux wrote:
What I dislike about being liberal, as so many of you insist: a need to object where it seems persnickety. This is d********g: "6. Virginity is not dignity, it's lack of opportunity." Utterly d********g and without saving grace. The rest is very funny.
To each his or her own. :mrgreen:
Oct 23, 2015 15:19:51 #
fiatlux wrote:
What I dislike about being liberal, as so many of you insist: a need to object where it seems persnickety. This is d********g: "6. Virginity is not dignity, it's lack of opportunity." Utterly d********g and without saving grace. The rest is very funny.
Please tell us what is d********g, virginity or what?
Just asking that's all. :oops: blushing
Oct 23, 2015 15:23:56 #
Jimbolai wrote:
Please tell us what is d********g, virginity or what?
Just asking that's all. :oops: blushing
Just asking that's all. :oops: blushing
Somebody is not getting any. I lost my virginity a week before I turned 16 and never missed it. Sure made the years after a lot more fun. :lol: :lol:
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