The Queen and the Donald
Oct 15, 2015 18:52:18 #
Going the e-mail rounds. :lol: :lol:
'The Queen' and 'The Donald'.....
A private jet arrives at Heathrow international airport and Donald Trump strides to a waiting limousine which drives him to a warm and dignified reception with the Queen.
From there, they both are driven in a 1934 Bentley to the edge of central London where they change to a magnificent 17th century carriage hitched to six white horses.
They continue on towards Buckingham Palace waving to the thousands of cheering Britons; all is going well.
Suddenly, the right rear horse lets fly with the most horrendous earth-shattering breaking-of-wind ever heard in the British Empire.
The effect shakes the coach.
The smell is atrocious!
Both passengers in the carriage must use perfume-dipped handkerchiefs over their nose, as they do their very best to ignore the incident.
The Queen turns to Trump saying, "Mr. Trump, please accept my regrets. I am sure you understand there are some things that even a Queen cannot control."
Trump, with his usual diplomatic aplomb, replied, "Your Majesty, please do not give the matter another thought. Until you mentioned it, I thought it was one of the horses."
'The Queen' and 'The Donald'.....
A private jet arrives at Heathrow international airport and Donald Trump strides to a waiting limousine which drives him to a warm and dignified reception with the Queen.
From there, they both are driven in a 1934 Bentley to the edge of central London where they change to a magnificent 17th century carriage hitched to six white horses.
They continue on towards Buckingham Palace waving to the thousands of cheering Britons; all is going well.
Suddenly, the right rear horse lets fly with the most horrendous earth-shattering breaking-of-wind ever heard in the British Empire.
The effect shakes the coach.
The smell is atrocious!
Both passengers in the carriage must use perfume-dipped handkerchiefs over their nose, as they do their very best to ignore the incident.
The Queen turns to Trump saying, "Mr. Trump, please accept my regrets. I am sure you understand there are some things that even a Queen cannot control."
Trump, with his usual diplomatic aplomb, replied, "Your Majesty, please do not give the matter another thought. Until you mentioned it, I thought it was one of the horses."
Oct 15, 2015 19:17:16 #
Coos Bay Tom
Loc: coos bay oregon
Elwood wrote:
That perhaps k**led the conversation. or made the Queen laugh as she beat him with her sceptorGoing the e-mail rounds. :lol: :lol: br br br ... (show quote)
Oct 15, 2015 19:19:41 #
Coos Bay Tom wrote:
That perhaps k**led the conversation. or made the Queen laugh as she beat him with her sceptor
:lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup:
Oct 15, 2015 20:47:18 #
Elwood wrote:
Going the e-mail rounds. :lol: :lol: br br br ... (show quote)
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup:
Oct 16, 2015 15:20:26 #
So, that one's going around again? It was funnier when it was Obama.
Elwood wrote:
Going the e-mail rounds. :lol: :lol: br br br ... (show quote)
Oct 16, 2015 17:26:21 #
rocketride wrote:
So, that one's going around again? It was funnier when it was Obama.
:lol: :lol: Joke's have a habit of recycling, sometimes in different forms.
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