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Hunting rules in Texas
Oct 13, 2015 19:06:30   #
archie bunker Loc: Texas
 
A Californian and a Texan were deer hunting in the brush of south Texas when an i*****l a***n runs across a clearing.

The Texan takes careful aim, shoots and k**ls him.
"You can't do that!" cries the Californian.
"It's legal here in Texas" replies the Texan.

Later that night the Californian goes to town to buy some beer from Wal Mart.
He puts his beer on the roof of his truck and while he is making room behind the seat, an i*****l a***n runs by, grabs his beer and runs away. The Californian draws his pistol, shoots and k**ls him.
As he is retrieving his beer the police come and arrest him.
"But I thought it was legal to shoot i*****l a***ns here in Texas!" protests the Californian.
"Well yeah," says the cop, "but you can't use bait."

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Oct 13, 2015 20:14:43   #
DeepBlue
 
archie bunker wrote:
A Californian and a Texan were deer hunting in the brush of south Texas when an i*****l a***n runs across a clearing.

The Texan takes careful aim, shoots and k**ls him.
"You can't do that!" cries the Californian.
"It's legal here in Texas" replies the Texan.

Later that night the Californian goes to town to buy some beer from Wal Mart.
He puts his beer on the roof of his truck and while he is making room behind the seat, an i*****l a***n runs by, grabs his beer and runs away. The Californian draws his pistol, shoots and k**ls him.
As he is retrieving his beer the police come and arrest him.
"But I thought it was legal to shoot i*****l a***ns here in Texas!" protests the Californian.
"Well yeah," says the cop, "but you can't use bait."
A Californian and a Texan were deer hunting in the... (show quote)


That's so messed up in so many ways... You should absolutely be able to use bait

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Oct 13, 2015 20:19:06   #
Weewillynobeerspilly Loc: North central Texas
 
archie bunker wrote:
A Californian and a Texan were deer hunting in the brush of south Texas when an i*****l a***n runs across a clearing.

The Texan takes careful aim, shoots and k**ls him.
"You can't do that!" cries the Californian.
"It's legal here in Texas" replies the Texan.

Later that night the Californian goes to town to buy some beer from Wal Mart.
He puts his beer on the roof of his truck and while he is making room behind the seat, an i*****l a***n runs by, grabs his beer and runs away. The Californian draws his pistol, shoots and k**ls him.
As he is retrieving his beer the police come and arrest him.
"But I thought it was legal to shoot i*****l a***ns here in Texas!" protests the Californian.
"Well yeah," says the cop, "but you can't use bait."
A Californian and a Texan were deer hunting in the... (show quote)




Hey, hey, hey...when did this baiting rule come about? I never saw this when i renewed my no limit mescan tag. I will have to move my feeder to my backyard where i know it's legal to bait.....i use power tools for bait, brings em in like dove to a wheat field :-D

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Oct 13, 2015 20:24:26   #
DeepBlue
 
[quote=Weewillynobeerspilly]Hey, hey, hey...when did this baiting rule come about? I never saw this when i renewed my no limit mescan tag. I will have to move my feeder to my backyard where i know it's legal to bait.....i use power tools for bait, brings em in like dove to a wheat field :-D[/quote

Obviously the original post was a lie to stir up the hearts of men. Continue trapping and baiting where you will sir.

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Oct 13, 2015 20:33:22   #
Weewillynobeerspilly Loc: North central Texas
 
[quote=DeepBlue][quote=Weewillynobeerspilly]Hey, hey, hey...when did this baiting rule come about? I never saw this when i renewed my no limit mescan tag. I will have to move my feeder to my backyard where i know it's legal to bait.....i use power tools for bait, brings em in like dove to a wheat field :-D[/quote

Obviously the original post was a lie to stir up the hearts of men. Continue trapping and baiting where you will sir.[/quote]

Glad to hear that, i have had good luck with yard sale signs too.....yard be full as the sun comes up, catch em in the street and and cleanup is a snap.

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Oct 13, 2015 21:35:46   #
archie bunker Loc: Texas
 
Weewillynobeerspilly wrote:
Glad to hear that, i have had good luck with yard sale signs too.....yard be full as the sun comes up, catch em in the street and and cleanup is a snap.


I love it Willy!! :lol: :lol:!!!!
There are enough LEGAL ones here to keep us supplied with tamales!!

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Oct 13, 2015 22:49:02   #
Olden McGroen Loc: Texas
 
archie bunker wrote:
A Californian and a Texan were deer hunting in the brush of south Texas when an i*****l a***n runs across a clearing.

The Texan takes careful aim, shoots and k**ls him.
"You can't do that!" cries the Californian.
"It's legal here in Texas" replies the Texan.

Later that night the Californian goes to town to buy some beer from Wal Mart.
He puts his beer on the roof of his truck and while he is making room behind the seat, an i*****l a***n runs by, grabs his beer and runs away. The Californian draws his pistol, shoots and k**ls him.
As he is retrieving his beer the police come and arrest him.
"But I thought it was legal to shoot i*****l a***ns here in Texas!" protests the Californian.
"Well yeah," says the cop, "but you can't use bait."
A Californian and a Texan were deer hunting in the... (show quote)


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