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LETTER FROM MOMMA
Oct 13, 2015 12:11:48   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
Dearest redneck son,
I'm writin this slow cause I know you caint read fast.
We dont live where we did when you left home.
Yore ol dad read in the paper that most accidents happen in twenty miles of your home,so we moved.
I caint send you an address cause the last fambly that lived here took the house numbers with them when they moved.
This place is really nice.It even has a washin machine.
i'm not sure just how to work it.i put a load of clothes in and pulled the chain and I aint seen em since.
the weather aint bad here.It only rained twice last week;
the first time for three days and the secon time for four days.
About that coat you wanted me to send you;yore uncle Billy Bob said it would be too heavy to send in the mail with the buttons on,so we cut them off and put em in the pockets.
Bubba locked his keys in the car yesterday.We were really worried cause it took two hours to get me an yore ol pa out.
Your sister had a baby this morning,but I aint found out what it is yet so I dunno if you are an Aunt or an Uncle.
Yore Uncle Bobby ray fell into a whiskey vat last week.Some men tried to pull him out but he fought them off and finally drowned.
WE had him cremated and he burnt for three days.
Three of your friends went off a bridge in a pickup truck.
Butch was driving,he rolled down a window and swam to safety.Yore other two friends were riding in the back and drowned.
They couldn't get the tail gate open.
There aint no more news,nothin much out of the normal has happened.
Yore favorite Aunt,
Momma

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Oct 13, 2015 13:14:42   #
PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
 
badbobby wrote:
Dearest redneck son,
I'm writin this slow cause I know you caint read fast.
We dont live where we did when you left home.
Yore ol dad read in the paper that most accidents happen in twenty miles of your home,so we moved.
I caint send you an address cause the last fambly that lived here took the house numbers with them when they moved.
This place is really nice.It even has a washin machine.
i'm not sure just how to work it.i put a load of clothes in and pulled the chain and I aint seen em since.
the weather aint bad here.It only rained twice last week;
the first time for three days and the secon time for four days.
About that coat you wanted me to send you;yore uncle Billy Bob said it would be too heavy to send in the mail with the buttons on,so we cut them off and put em in the pockets.
Bubba locked his keys in the car yesterday.We were really worried cause it took two hours to get me an yore ol pa out.
Your sister had a baby this morning,but I aint found out what it is yet so I dunno if you are an Aunt or an Uncle.
Yore Uncle Bobby ray fell into a whiskey vat last week.Some men tried to pull him out but he fought them off and finally drowned.
WE had him cremated and he burnt for three days.
Three of your friends went off a bridge in a pickup truck.
Butch was driving,he rolled down a window and swam to safety.Yore other two friends were riding in the back and drowned.
They couldn't get the tail gate open.
There aint no more news,nothin much out of the normal has happened.
Yore favorite Aunt,
Momma
Dearest redneck son, br I'm writin this slow cause... (show quote)


Ya'll shore nuff haz a luvin auntie momma tuh giv ya'll tha nuz frum hom

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Oct 13, 2015 13:24:14   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
PoppaGringo wrote:
Ya'll shore nuff haz a luvin auntie momma tuh giv ya'll tha nuz frum hom


you do understand that a redneck can laugh at himself
don't you??
are you receiving mail yet??

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Oct 13, 2015 14:05:16   #
PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
 
badbobby wrote:
you do understand that a redneck can laugh at himself
don't you??
are you receiving mail yet??


Not, not yet.

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Oct 14, 2015 19:00:11   #
Alicia Loc: NYC
 
badbobby wrote:
Dearest redneck son,
I'm writin this slow cause I know you caint read fast.
We dont live where we did when you left home.
Yore ol dad read in the paper that most accidents happen in twenty miles of your home,so we moved.
I caint send you an address cause the last fambly that lived here took the house numbers with them when they moved.
This place is really nice.It even has a washin machine.
i'm not sure just how to work it.i put a load of clothes in and pulled the chain and I aint seen em since.
the weather aint bad here.It only rained twice last week;
the first time for three days and the secon time for four days.
About that coat you wanted me to send you;yore uncle Billy Bob said it would be too heavy to send in the mail with the buttons on,so we cut them off and put em in the pockets.
Bubba locked his keys in the car yesterday.We were really worried cause it took two hours to get me an yore ol pa out.
Your sister had a baby this morning,but I aint found out what it is yet so I dunno if you are an Aunt or an Uncle.
Yore Uncle Bobby ray fell into a whiskey vat last week.Some men tried to pull him out but he fought them off and finally drowned.
WE had him cremated and he burnt for three days.
Three of your friends went off a bridge in a pickup truck.
Butch was driving,he rolled down a window and swam to safety.Yore other two friends were riding in the back and drowned.
They couldn't get the tail gate open.
There aint no more news,nothin much out of the normal has happened.
Yore favorite Aunt,
Momma
Dearest redneck son, br I'm writin this slow cause... (show quote)

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