Hymn # 365
Oct 13, 2015 12:10:12 #
Going the E-mail rounds. :lol: :lol:
Subject: FW: hymn #365
This is too funny - but I suspect the minister didn't appreciate it.
A minister was completing a temperance sermon. With great emphasis he said,
'If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.'
With even greater emphasis he said, 'And if I had All the wine in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.'
And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he
Said, 'And if I had all the whiskey in the world,
I'd take it and pour it into the river.'
Sermon complete, he sat down...
The song leader stood very cautiously and announced with a smile, nearly laughing, 'For our closing song, Let us sing Hymn #365, 'Shall We Gather at the River.'
Smile - life is too short not to!!
If this brightened your day
Don't let it stop here
Pass it on with a smile
Keep spreading the Cheer.
See you at the river!
Bring your own glass!
Subject: FW: hymn #365
This is too funny - but I suspect the minister didn't appreciate it.
A minister was completing a temperance sermon. With great emphasis he said,
'If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.'
With even greater emphasis he said, 'And if I had All the wine in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.'
And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he
Said, 'And if I had all the whiskey in the world,
I'd take it and pour it into the river.'
Sermon complete, he sat down...
The song leader stood very cautiously and announced with a smile, nearly laughing, 'For our closing song, Let us sing Hymn #365, 'Shall We Gather at the River.'
Smile - life is too short not to!!
If this brightened your day
Don't let it stop here
Pass it on with a smile
Keep spreading the Cheer.
See you at the river!
Bring your own glass!
Oct 13, 2015 12:16:02 #
Elwood wrote:
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Is that why baptisms are often held in the river? :D
Oct 13, 2015 12:37:10 #
Oct 13, 2015 13:00:25 #
Oct 13, 2015 14:23:07 #
Big Bass wrote:
Is that why baptisms are often held in the river? :D
Sorry, double post.
Oct 13, 2015 14:23:56 #
Parrothead wrote:
Gonna be a lot of drunk animals downstream.
2 an 4 legged. :twisted:
Oct 13, 2015 16:19:14 #
Elwood wrote:
2 an 4 legged. :twisted:
I can just see some deer on the riverbank saying "Hey y'all, watch this". Alcohol will do that to you. So I've heard.
Oct 13, 2015 16:26:59 #
Parrothead wrote:
I can just see some deer on the riverbank saying "Hey y'all, watch this". Alcohol will do that to you. So I've heard.
:lol: :lol:
Oct 14, 2015 18:38:15 #
Alicia
Loc: NYC
Elwood wrote:
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Love it! Can you just imagine all the happy fish in that river?
Oct 14, 2015 19:14:33 #
Alicia wrote:
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Love it! Can you just imagine all the happy fish in that river?
Love it! Can you just imagine all the happy fish in that river?
:lol: :lol: And the parishioners. :shock:
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