Your morning Smile.
A man goes to a female dentist to have a tooth extracted.
She pulled out a large syringe to give an anaesthetic shot.
"No way, no needles! I h**e needles!" the guy said.
So she started to hook up the nitrous oxide tank, and he
said, "I can't do the gas thing. Just the thought of having
a mask on my face suffocates me!
The dentist then asked the patient if he had any objections
to taking a pill.
"No," he says, "I'm fine with pills."
The dentist gave him two little blue pills and he swallowed
them. "What are those?" he asked.
"Viagra," she replied.
"I'll be damned," said the patient, "I didn't know Viagra
worked as a pain k**ler."
"It doesn't," said the dentist, "But it will give you something
to hold on to when I pull your tooth out."
Big Bass wrote:
A man goes to a female dentist to have a tooth extracted.
She pulled out a large syringe to give an anaesthetic shot.
"No way, no needles! I h**e needles!" the guy said.
So she started to hook up the nitrous oxide tank, and he
said, "I can't do the gas thing. Just the thought of having
a mask on my face suffocates me!
The dentist then asked the patient if he had any objections
to taking a pill.
"No," he says, "I'm fine with pills."
The dentist gave him two little blue pills and he swallowed
them. "What are those?" he asked.
"Viagra," she replied.
"I'll be damned," said the patient, "I didn't know Viagra
worked as a pain k**ler."
"It doesn't," said the dentist, "But it will give you something
to hold on to when I pull your tooth out."
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Rufus wrote:
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The Lord provides :lol: :lol: :lol:
but I would probably need more help
Rufus wrote:
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badbobby wrote:
The Lord provides :lol: :lol: :lol:
but I would probably need more help
Me, too. :thumbup: :thumbup:
badbobby wrote:
The Lord provides :lol: :lol: :lol:
but I would probably need more help
You are probably beyond help, but then, being a swabbie, you are already aware of that.
badbobby wrote:
The Lord provides :lol: :lol: :lol:
but I would probably need more help
You are probably beyond help, but then, being a swabbie, you would already be aware of that.
PoppaGringo wrote:
You are probably beyond help, but then, being a swabbie, you are already aware of that.
knowing the limits of my anatomy
does not mean that I need help mentally
unlike you dastardly jarheads
Swabbies are mentally balanced and able to cope aptly
to any situation :roll:
badbobby wrote:
The Lord provides :lol: :lol: :lol:
but I would probably need more help
Take two Viagra and call me in the morning. :lol:
Rufus wrote:
Take two Viagra and call me in the morning. :lol:
nama sez i'd only be dreamin :roll:
badbobby wrote:
nama sez i'd only be dreamin :roll:
Dreaming might be best. At least you won't get into much trouble. :lol:
badbobby wrote:
nama sez i'd only be dreamin :roll:
Not if you were straight with her. :wink: :thumbup: :mrgreen:
badbobby wrote:
knowing the limits of my anatomy
does not mean that I need help mentally
unlike you dastardly jarheads
Swabbies are mentally balanced and able to cope aptly
to any situation :roll:
I think you meant to say minimally balanced, and able to cope ineptly to any situation. :lol:
PoppaGringo wrote:
You are probably beyond help, but then, being a swabbie, you are already aware of that.
unlike two unnamed Marines who need directions just to get to the head(bathroom )to you land lubbers.
Except for maybe getting outta bed
I need no help what so ever
slatten49 wrote:
Not if you were straight with her. :wink: :thumbup: :mrgreen:
straight and narrow
is my middle name
or is that straight and short? :roll: :roll:
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