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Oct 13, 2015 11:14:26   #
Big Bass
 
A man goes to a female dentist to have a tooth extracted.

She pulled out a large syringe to give an anaesthetic shot.

"No way, no needles! I h**e needles!" the guy said.

So she started to hook up the nitrous oxide tank, and he
said, "I can't do the gas thing. Just the thought of having
a mask on my face suffocates me!

The dentist then asked the patient if he had any objections
to taking a pill.

"No," he says, "I'm fine with pills."

The dentist gave him two little blue pills and he swallowed
them. "What are those?" he asked.

"Viagra," she replied.

"I'll be damned," said the patient, "I didn't know Viagra
worked as a pain k**ler."

"It doesn't," said the dentist, "But it will give you something

to hold on to when I pull your tooth out."

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Oct 13, 2015 11:38:39   #
Rufus Loc: Deep South
 
Big Bass wrote:
A man goes to a female dentist to have a tooth extracted.

She pulled out a large syringe to give an anaesthetic shot.

"No way, no needles! I h**e needles!" the guy said.

So she started to hook up the nitrous oxide tank, and he
said, "I can't do the gas thing. Just the thought of having
a mask on my face suffocates me!

The dentist then asked the patient if he had any objections
to taking a pill.

"No," he says, "I'm fine with pills."

The dentist gave him two little blue pills and he swallowed
them. "What are those?" he asked.

"Viagra," she replied.

"I'll be damned," said the patient, "I didn't know Viagra
worked as a pain k**ler."

"It doesn't," said the dentist, "But it will give you something

to hold on to when I pull your tooth out."
A man goes to a female dentist to have a tooth ext... (show quote)


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Oct 13, 2015 12:41:19   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
Rufus wrote:
:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:



The Lord provides :lol: :lol: :lol:
but I would probably need more help

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Oct 13, 2015 12:43:14   #
Big Bass
 
Rufus wrote:
:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:


:thumbup: :thumbup: :lol: :lol:

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Oct 13, 2015 12:43:49   #
Big Bass
 
badbobby wrote:
The Lord provides :lol: :lol: :lol:
but I would probably need more help


Me, too. :thumbup: :thumbup:

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Oct 13, 2015 13:20:01   #
PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
 
badbobby wrote:
The Lord provides :lol: :lol: :lol:
but I would probably need more help


You are probably beyond help, but then, being a swabbie, you are already aware of that.

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Oct 13, 2015 13:20:33   #
PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
 
badbobby wrote:
The Lord provides :lol: :lol: :lol:
but I would probably need more help


You are probably beyond help, but then, being a swabbie, you would already be aware of that.

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Oct 13, 2015 13:29:14   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
PoppaGringo wrote:
You are probably beyond help, but then, being a swabbie, you are already aware of that.



knowing the limits of my anatomy
does not mean that I need help mentally
unlike you dastardly jarheads
Swabbies are mentally balanced and able to cope aptly
to any situation :roll:

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Oct 13, 2015 13:54:32   #
Rufus Loc: Deep South
 
badbobby wrote:
The Lord provides :lol: :lol: :lol:
but I would probably need more help


Take two Viagra and call me in the morning. :lol:

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Oct 13, 2015 17:47:44   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
Rufus wrote:
Take two Viagra and call me in the morning. :lol:


nama sez i'd only be dreamin :roll:

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Oct 13, 2015 18:09:58   #
Rufus Loc: Deep South
 
badbobby wrote:
nama sez i'd only be dreamin :roll:


Dreaming might be best. At least you won't get into much trouble. :lol:

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Oct 13, 2015 18:56:45   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
badbobby wrote:
nama sez i'd only be dreamin :roll:

Not if you were straight with her. :wink: :thumbup: :mrgreen:

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Oct 13, 2015 19:00:36   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
badbobby wrote:
knowing the limits of my anatomy
does not mean that I need help mentally
unlike you dastardly jarheads
Swabbies are mentally balanced and able to cope aptly
to any situation :roll:

I think you meant to say minimally balanced, and able to cope ineptly to any situation. :lol:

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Oct 13, 2015 19:28:55   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
PoppaGringo wrote:
You are probably beyond help, but then, being a swabbie, you are already aware of that.


unlike two unnamed Marines who need directions just to get to the head(bathroom )to you land lubbers.
Except for maybe getting outta bed
I need no help what so ever

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Oct 13, 2015 19:32:51   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
slatten49 wrote:
Not if you were straight with her. :wink: :thumbup: :mrgreen:


straight and narrow
is my middle name
or is that straight and short? :roll: :roll:

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