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Aug 17, 2013 18:15:17   #
AuntiE Loc: 46th Least Free State
 
DO NOT read this in the presence of your spouse. If you do, laugh uproariously, and have to let said spouse read this, Aunti WILL NOT be responsible for the possible consequences.

Here begins your amusement.

When the lawn mower broke and would not run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it repaired. Somehow I always had something else to take care of first, the shed, the boat, making beer...Always something more important to me.

Finally, she thought of a clever way to make her point.

When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors.

I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house. I was gone only a moment, and when I came out again, I handed her a toothbrush. I said, "When you finish cutting the grass, you might as well sweep the driveway."

The doctor say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp!

:mrgreen: 8-)

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Aug 17, 2013 18:30:21   #
viet vet
 
AuntiE wrote:
DO NOT read this in the presence of your spouse. If you do, laugh uproariously, and have to let said spouse read this, Aunti WILL NOT be responsible for the possible consequences.

Here begins your amusement.

When the lawn mower broke and would not run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it repaired. Somehow I always had something else to take care of first, the shed, the boat, making beer...Always something more important to me.

Finally, she thought of a clever way to make her point.

When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors.

I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house. I was gone only a moment, and when I came out again, I handed her a toothbrush. I said, "When you finish cutting the grass, you might as well sweep the driveway."

The doctor say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp!

:mrgreen: 8-)
DO NOT read this in the presence of your spouse. I... (show quote)


Auntie-the Admiral is much more inventive , but yes I will not let her see this

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Aug 17, 2013 18:33:30   #
AuntiE Loc: 46th Least Free State
 
viet vet wrote:
Auntie-the Admiral is much more inventive , but yes I will not let her see this


Such would be the reason she is an Admiral. :-o

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Aug 18, 2013 03:52:33   #
Worried for our children Loc: Massachusetts
 
AuntiE wrote:
DO NOT read this in the presence of your spouse. If you do, laugh uproariously, and have to let said spouse read this, Aunti WILL NOT be responsible for the possible consequences.

Here begins your amusement.

When the lawn mower broke and would not run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it repaired. Somehow I always had something else to take care of first, the shed, the boat, making beer...Always something more important to me.

Finally, she thought of a clever way to make her point.

When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors.

I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house. I was gone only a moment, and when I came out again, I handed her a toothbrush. I said, "When you finish cutting the grass, you might as well sweep the driveway."

The doctor say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp!

:mrgreen: 8-)
DO NOT read this in the presence of your spouse. I... (show quote)




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