TheCracker

There are many uses for the obamacard. Not only can you get food free...you can use it to help you in many ways.

Stopped by a cop for a traffic ticket...just show him the obamacard. He instantly knows you are one of the special people that will get a free lawyer, an indefinite stay on any trial, and not have to pay anyway. He will just warn you and let you go.

Are you black and have the obamacard. Well..that gives you first debs on a job but, (of course, who wants one). It also gives you the right to turn that job down because of your hurt back (wink wink).

It will buy you a night of pleasure with many girls..like Lakeeshamesha or teenagua...they all will work for the card.

Need a new apartment and don't want to pay for it.....?? Well....use the obamacard and get that home or apartment of your dreams. Can you say...'section 8'??

Have you been sick lately? The obamacard will get you into any first class hospital and others will have to pay your bill.. You will be healed in leisure while paying customers suffer at home.

The obamacard is great.

The obamacard will get you a free bus ride to any protest sponsored by the Democrats.

It will get you a free school lunch.

It will pass you at school. All you have to do is show up and bully people. You will pass anyway with the obamacard.

Did I forget to mention the free cell phone. Don't get left out of the next flash mob.

The obamacard is better than a genie in a lamp.

The card can be obtained free if you are a obama supporter. Don't worry...we will know.

RETW Loc: Washington

Now there you go again c*****r. I told you , you got to stop this. My sides just got over the last time you did this. This time I did fall out of my chair. Have a great night man

Navysnipe Loc: Old West

If you get an obamacard with a special hitler sticker attached, then you get an internship in the white house.

blocklanes

I don't need it as I have a Romneycard. I live in Mass. and I enjoy free healthcare given to me bu the Republicans in Mass.

Dave Loc: Upstate New York

If you lived in Mass at anytime the Republicans controlled the legislature, you're a pretty old dude. Romneycare could never have been passed with the overwhelming majority Democrat legislatures.

And one would need to be a Democrat to believe there is anything like "free" anything.

oldroy Loc: Western Kansas (No longer in hiding)

How many Democrat v**ers v**ed against that crap in Mass? You leaners keep on talking about Romney being responsible for it but didn't the State legislature have to pass the law? Romney did not make it law, alone and Republicans didn't do it for him without help. Were there any Republicans in that legislature when they passed it? :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

oldroy Loc: Western Kansas (No longer in hiding)

I don't think block lanes was a v**er in Massachusetts at the time of that passage, but leaners all over the place blame it all on Republicans and we all know there were no Republicans in the legislature at that time. Many of our leaners really don't know that legislative bodies pass laws and Governors sign them into law.