Not-a-RINO Loc: Michigan

This story has been around for a while, but I thought I would modify it for this forum so those with a good sense of humor can enjoy it --->

One day, Snow White, Hercules and Alfred E. Newman from Mad Magazine were visiting Snow White's home. Conversation was going along greatly until Snow White piped up and said, "You know, I am the prettiest woman in the world?"

Hercules stood up and said, "That's nothing. I am the strongest man on earth!"

Alfred E. Newman shrugged his shoulders and meekly added, "I suppose my only claim to fame is I am the dumbest guy on earth."

Snow White said, "You know, guys, many people make claims they can't support. However, I have a magic mirror in the next room who will verify our individual claims. I will be right back!"

After a few moments, Snow White returned, smiled and said, "My magic mirror said I AM the most beautiful woman in the world!"

Hercules growls and says, "Please stand aside, Snow, so I can ask the mirror. I'll be right back."

A couple minutes later Hercules returns with a sly smile and says, "It's true and the magic mirror said so. I AM the strongest man on earth!"

Alfred E. Newman gets up without saying anything and heads toward Snow White's magic mirror. About an hour goes by and Alfred E. Newman returns with a puzzled look on his face. "Who is Barack Obama???"

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AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State

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Worried for our children Loc: Massachusetts

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Subject: Funny Lesson in Irony



The Food Stamp Program, administered by the U.S. Department of Agriculture, is proud to be distributing this year the greatest amount of free Meals and Food Stamps ever, to 46 million people.

Meanwhile, the National Park Service, administered by the U.S. Department of the Interior, asks us "Please Do Not Feed the Animals." Their stated reason for the policy is because "The animals will grow dependent on handouts and will not learn to take care of themselves."

Thus ends today's lesson.

AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State

Here is Thomas Jefferson's answer to your lesson.

"If we can but prevent the government from wasting the labours [sic] of the people, under the pretence [sic] of taking care of them, they must become happy."

I am not so sure his rationale would be applicable in today's slothful citizenry.