The Last Kiss
Apr 15, 2015 23:39:49 #
buddy42
Loc: Bonita Springs, Fl
Received this in my e-mail today.
This is such a touching story; I thought you would enjoy it .
The Last Kiss
Back on January 9th, a group of Illinois bikers were riding west on I-74 when they saw a girl about to jump off the Murray Baker Bridge.
George, their leader, a burly man of 53, gets off his Harley, walks through a group of gawkers, past the State Trooper who was trying to talk her down off the railing, and says, "Hey Baby.....whatcha doing' up there on that railing'?"
She says tearfully, "I'm going to commit suicide!!"
While he didn't want to appear 'sensitive', George also didn't want to miss this 'be-a-legend' opportunity either so he asked..."Well, before you jump, Honey-Babe...Why don't you give ole George here your best last kiss?"
So, with no hesitation, she leaned back over the railing and gave old George a long, deep, lingering kiss followed by another even better one.
When they breathlessly finished, George gets a big thumbs-up approval from his biker-buddies, the onlookers, and even the State Trooper, and says,
"Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had, Honey! That's a real talent you're wasting, Sugar Shorts. You could be famous if you rode with me. Why the hell are you committing suicide?"
"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl."
It's still unclear whether she jumped or was pushed
This is such a touching story; I thought you would enjoy it .
The Last Kiss
Back on January 9th, a group of Illinois bikers were riding west on I-74 when they saw a girl about to jump off the Murray Baker Bridge.
George, their leader, a burly man of 53, gets off his Harley, walks through a group of gawkers, past the State Trooper who was trying to talk her down off the railing, and says, "Hey Baby.....whatcha doing' up there on that railing'?"
She says tearfully, "I'm going to commit suicide!!"
While he didn't want to appear 'sensitive', George also didn't want to miss this 'be-a-legend' opportunity either so he asked..."Well, before you jump, Honey-Babe...Why don't you give ole George here your best last kiss?"
So, with no hesitation, she leaned back over the railing and gave old George a long, deep, lingering kiss followed by another even better one.
When they breathlessly finished, George gets a big thumbs-up approval from his biker-buddies, the onlookers, and even the State Trooper, and says,
"Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had, Honey! That's a real talent you're wasting, Sugar Shorts. You could be famous if you rode with me. Why the hell are you committing suicide?"
"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl."
It's still unclear whether she jumped or was pushed
Apr 16, 2015 00:07:33 #
buddy42 wrote:
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OMG... such intolerance!!!! Good thing it was a biker and not a Christian.
Good story though...
Apr 16, 2015 00:24:13 #
buddy42 wrote:
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Sick. Very sick! And d********g.
Apr 16, 2015 01:01:39 #
fiatlux wrote:
Sick. Very sick! And d********g.
Aw c'mon darlin, where is your sense of humor. Surely you aren't dressing as a girl...as a joke...are you?
(Please don't get your knickers in an uproar...I am joking.)
Apr 16, 2015 01:04:42 #
fiatlux wrote:
Sick. Very sick! And d********g.
Aw c'mon darlin, where is your sense of humor. Surely you aren't dressing as a girl...as a joke...are you?
(Now please, don't get your knickers in an uproar...I am joking.)
Apr 16, 2015 01:25:47 #
Boo_Boo
Loc: Jellystone
That is twisted!!
buddy42 wrote:
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Apr 16, 2015 01:40:49 #
buddy42
Loc: Bonita Springs, Fl
fiatlux wrote:
Sick. Very sick! And d********g.
Everyone has an opinion. I thought it was hilarious!
Apr 16, 2015 02:18:54 #
Apr 16, 2015 02:37:33 #
buddy42 wrote:
Everyone has an opinion. I thought it was hilarious!
Sorry, it does have an element of humor...but for the 3,500 or so that k**l themselves each year over bullying about their sexuality. I know you were not mocking these people or probably aware of how devastating jokes like this effect this community of young and vulnerable people. Just be aware now it is not funny,
Apr 16, 2015 02:44:30 #
Boo_Boo
Loc: Jellystone
On another thread an individual thought that cannibalism, the eating of Christians and Jews was very amusing. In fact they recommended a wine to accompany the meal. And that thread was not created as humor. This topic, the humor was apparent from the start.
buddy42 wrote:
Everyone has an opinion. I thought it was hilarious!
Apr 16, 2015 03:10:01 #
fiatlux wrote:
Sorry, it does have an element of humor...but for the 3,500 or so that k**l themselves each year over bullying about their sexuality. I know you were not mocking these people or probably aware of how devastating jokes like this effect this community of young and vulnerable people. Just be aware now it is not funny,
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Apr 16, 2015 03:44:06 #
Worried for our children wrote:
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Sorry, have not the faintest idea of what you are trying to say.
Apr 16, 2015 03:48:27 #
Pennylynn wrote:
On another thread an individual thought that cannibalism, the eating of Christians and Jews was very amusing. In fact they recommended a wine to accompany the meal. And that thread was not created as humor. This topic, the humor was apparent from the start.
Good point. I can be touchy about certain topics and lose not only proper perspective but humor as well. Thank you.
Apr 16, 2015 03:55:03 #
fiatlux wrote:
Good point. I can be touchy about certain topics and lose not only proper perspective but humor as well. Thank you.
That's what I was trying to say👍
Apr 16, 2015 08:08:14 #
fiatlux wrote:
Good point. I can be touchy about certain topics and lose not only proper perspective but humor as well. Thank you.
It is a good point. Just because something is posited as a joke doesn't make it any less offensive though I didn't see the thread referenced.
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