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Apr 15, 2015 20:02:12   #
Navy Rob Loc: Hampton Roads Va
 
One summer an old farmer had a problem with flies in his kitchen so each morning hed k**l flies while drinkin his coffee. One mornin his wife walks in and asks you git any? He says yep 5 of em. 3 male and 2 female. She says how you know if their male or female? He says well 3 of em were on a beer can, 2 of em were on the phone :thumbup:

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Apr 15, 2015 20:05:34   #
Anonymous Loc: Hamtucket jersey city
 
Navy Rob wrote:
One summer an old farmer had a problem with flies in his kitchen so each morning hed k**l flies while drinkin his coffee. One mornin his wife walks in and asks you git any? He says yep 5 of em. 3 male and 2 female. She says how you know if their male or female? He says well 3 of em were on a beer can, 2 of em were on the phone :thumbup:


Good one :thumbup:

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Apr 15, 2015 20:18:54   #
PaulPisces Loc: San Francisco
 
Navy Rob wrote:
One summer an old farmer had a problem with flies in his kitchen so each morning hed k**l flies while drinkin his coffee. One mornin his wife walks in and asks you git any? He says yep 5 of em. 3 male and 2 female. She says how you know if their male or female? He says well 3 of em were on a beer can, 2 of em were on the phone :thumbup:


:XD: :XD: :roll: :roll:

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Apr 15, 2015 20:21:39   #
PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
 
Anonymous wrote:
Good one :thumbup:


:lol: :thumbup:

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Apr 15, 2015 20:23:58   #
funguy1949
 
Navy Rob wrote:
One summer an old farmer had a problem with flies in his kitchen so each morning hed k**l flies while drinkin his coffee. One mornin his wife walks in and asks you git any? He says yep 5 of em. 3 male and 2 female. She says how you know if their male or female? He says well 3 of em were on a beer can, 2 of em were on the phone :thumbup:


:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

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Apr 15, 2015 21:17:18   #
son of witless
 
Navy Rob wrote:
One summer an old farmer had a problem with flies in his kitchen so each morning hed k**l flies while drinkin his coffee. One mornin his wife walks in and asks you git any? He says yep 5 of em. 3 male and 2 female. She says how you know if their male or female? He says well 3 of em were on a beer can, 2 of em were on the phone :thumbup:


Sounds sexist to me. So it is sexist, it is still funny.

8-)

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Apr 15, 2015 21:20:23   #
Navy Rob Loc: Hampton Roads Va
 
Ill wait to see if auntie approves son

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Apr 15, 2015 21:21:04   #
Navy Rob Loc: Hampton Roads Va
 
If she laughs your SOL buddy

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Apr 15, 2015 23:21:44   #
AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State
 
Navy Rob wrote:
Ill wait to see if auntie approves son


I had previously seen the joke. I smirked. :roll:

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Apr 15, 2015 23:21:57   #
AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State
 
Navy Rob wrote:
Ill wait to see if auntie approves son


I had previously seen the joke. I smirked. :roll:

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Apr 15, 2015 23:39:06   #
PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
 
AuntiE wrote:
I had previously seen the joke. I smirked. :roll:


And got the hiccups?

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Apr 16, 2015 07:05:50   #
MajorAhrens Loc: Myrtle Beach
 
Navy Rob wrote:
One summer an old farmer had a problem with flies in his kitchen so each morning hed k**l flies while drinkin his coffee. One mornin his wife walks in and asks you git any? He says yep 5 of em. 3 male and 2 female. She says how you know if their male or female? He says well 3 of em were on a beer can, 2 of em were on the phone :thumbup:


:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

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Apr 16, 2015 08:26:13   #
lindajoy Loc: right here with you....
 
Navy Rob wrote:
One summer an old farmer had a problem with flies in his kitchen so each morning hed k**l flies while drinkin his coffee. One mornin his wife walks in and asks you git any? He says yep 5 of em. 3 male and 2 female. She says how you know if their male or female? He says well 3 of em were on a beer can, 2 of em were on the phone :thumbup:


:mrgreen: :thumbup:

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Apr 16, 2015 15:55:27   #
Armageddun Loc: The show me state
 
lindajoy wrote:
:mrgreen: :thumbup:


THE AUSTRALIAN VIRGIN

A very nice, innocent Australian woman wants to get married, but she is only willing to marry a man if he has never had sex with another woman. After several unsuccessful years of searching, she decides to take out a personal ad.


She ends up corresponding with Scotty Greer, who is an average golfer and who has lived his entire life in the Australian Outback and he has no experience with women. They meet and she is very happy with him; she feels that they are perfect for each other. Eventually they end up getting married.


On their wedding night, she goes into the bathroom to prepare for the evening. When she returns to the bedroom, she finds her new husband standing in the middle of the room, naked. All the furniture from the room is piled in one corner.


"What happened?" she asks.


"I've never been with a woman" he says, "But if it's anything like a kangaroo, I'm gonna need all the room I can get!"

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Apr 16, 2015 16:21:39   #
PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
 
Armageddun wrote:
THE AUSTRALIAN VIRGIN

A very nice, innocent Australian woman wants to get married, but she is only willing to marry a man if he has never had sex with another woman. After several unsuccessful years of searching, she decides to take out a personal ad.


She ends up corresponding with Scotty Greer, who is an average golfer and who has lived his entire life in the Australian Outback and he has no experience with women. They meet and she is very happy with him; she feels that they are perfect for each other. Eventually they end up getting married.


On their wedding night, she goes into the bathroom to prepare for the evening. When she returns to the bedroom, she finds her new husband standing in the middle of the room, naked. All the furniture from the room is piled in one corner.


"What happened?" she asks.


"I've never been with a woman" he says, "But if it's anything like a kangaroo, I'm gonna need all the room I can get!"
THE AUSTRALIAN VIRGIN br br A very nice, innocent... (show quote)


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :thumbup:

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