oldroy Loc: Western Kansas (No longer in hiding)

I guarantee that I know a bit about this subject, if only a bit. I am old enough to identify with too much of this.


Lovemaking Tips For Seniors


1. Wear your glasses to make sure your partner is actually in the bed.

2. Set timer for 3 minutes, in case you doze off in the middle.

3. Set the mood with lighting.. (Turn them ALL OFF!)

4. Make sure you put 911 on your speed dial before you begin.

5. Write partner's name on your hand in case you can't

> remember..

6. Use extra polygrip so your teeth don't end up under thebed.

7. Have Tylenol ready in case you actually complete the act..

8.. Make all the noise you want....the neighbours are deaf, too.

9. If it works, call everyone you know with the good news!!

10. Don't even think about trying it

> twice. .. .. . . . . . . . . . . .. . . . .. . . . .

OLD' IS WHEN....
Your sweetie says, 'Let's go upstairs and make love,' and you answer, 'Pick one; I can't do both!'

'OLD' IS WHEN...
Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot.

'OLD' IS WHEN...
Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles

> out of your face.

'OLD' IS WHEN....
You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.

'OLD' IS WHEN...
You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police .

'OLD' IS WHEN...
'Getting a little action' means you don't need to take

> a laxative today.

'OLD' IS WHEN....
'Getting lucky' means you find your car in the parking lot..

'OLD' IS WHEN....
An 'all nighter' means not getting up to use the bathroom.

'OLD' IS WHEN....
You're not sure if these are facts or jokes.

AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State

ABSOLUTELY, WONDERFULLY HYSTERICAL, :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.

Sheesh...most of them are applicable to me. :oops: :roll: :thumbup:

oldroy Loc: Western Kansas (No longer in hiding)

I was also to apply most of that to myself. Maybe that is the reason I found that list to be so hysterically funny.

alex Loc: michigan now imperial beach californa

humor is funny because it's so true

oldroy Loc: Western Kansas (No longer in hiding)

So funny because it is so true and some of us can admit it.