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Apr 13, 2015 09:53:36   #
Don G. Dinsdale Loc: El Cajon, CA (San Diego County)
 
HOLY DAY SET BY FLORIDA COURT

This is great!! I know God is giggling


A Florida Court Sets Atheist Holy Day! Gotta love this Judge!

You must read this... A proper decision by the courts for a change.

A FLORIDA COURT SETS ATHEIST HOLY DAY

In Florida, an atheist created a case against Easter and Passover Holy days. He hired an attorney to bring a discrimination case against Christians and Jews and observances of their holy days. The argument was that it was unfair that atheists had no such recognized days.

The case was brought before a judge. After listening to the passionate presentation by the lawyer, the judge banged his gavel declaring, "Case dismissed!"

The lawyer immediately stood and objecting to the ruling saying, "Your honor, How can you possibly dismiss this case? The Christians have Christmas, Easter and others. The Jews have Passover, Yom Kippur and Hanukkah, yet my client and all other atheists have no such holidays..."

The judge leaned forward in his chair saying, "But you do. Your client, counselor, is woefully ignorant."

The lawyer said," Your Honor, we are unaware of any special observance or holiday for atheists."

The judge said, "The calendar says April 1st is April Fool’s Day. Psalm 14:1 states, 'The fool says in his heart, there is no God.' Thus, it is the opinion of this court, that, if your client says there is no God, then he is a fool. Therefore, April 1st is his day.

Court is adjourned..." You gotta love a Judge that knows his scripture!

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Apr 13, 2015 10:19:24   #
mwdegutis Loc: Illinois
 
Don G. Dinsdale wrote:
HOLY DAY SET BY FLORIDA COURT

This is great!! I know God is giggling


A Florida Court Sets Atheist Holy Day! Gotta love this Judge!

You must read this... A proper decision by the courts for a change.

A FLORIDA COURT SETS ATHEIST HOLY DAY

In Florida, an atheist created a case against Easter and Passover Holy days. He hired an attorney to bring a discrimination case against Christians and Jews and observances of their holy days. The argument was that it was unfair that atheists had no such recognized days.

The case was brought before a judge. After listening to the passionate presentation by the lawyer, the judge banged his gavel declaring, "Case dismissed!"

The lawyer immediately stood and objecting to the ruling saying, "Your honor, How can you possibly dismiss this case? The Christians have Christmas, Easter and others. The Jews have Passover, Yom Kippur and Hanukkah, yet my client and all other atheists have no such holidays..."

The judge leaned forward in his chair saying, "But you do. Your client, counselor, is woefully ignorant."

The lawyer said," Your Honor, we are unaware of any special observance or holiday for atheists."

The judge said, "The calendar says April 1st is April Fool’s Day. Psalm 14:1 states, 'The fool says in his heart, there is no God.' Thus, it is the opinion of this court, that, if your client says there is no God, then he is a fool. Therefore, April 1st is his day.

Court is adjourned..." You gotta love a Judge that knows his scripture!
HOLY DAY SET BY FLORIDA COURT br br This is great... (show quote)


:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

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Apr 13, 2015 10:30:15   #
skott Loc: Bama
 
Don G. Dinsdale wrote:
HOLY DAY SET BY FLORIDA COURT

This is great!! I know God is giggling


A Florida Court Sets Atheist Holy Day! Gotta love this Judge!

You must read this... A proper decision by the courts for a change.

A FLORIDA COURT SETS ATHEIST HOLY DAY

In Florida, an atheist created a case against Easter and Passover Holy days. He hired an attorney to bring a discrimination case against Christians and Jews and observances of their holy days. The argument was that it was unfair that atheists had no such recognized days.

The case was brought before a judge. After listening to the passionate presentation by the lawyer, the judge banged his gavel declaring, "Case dismissed!"

The lawyer immediately stood and objecting to the ruling saying, "Your honor, How can you possibly dismiss this case? The Christians have Christmas, Easter and others. The Jews have Passover, Yom Kippur and Hanukkah, yet my client and all other atheists have no such holidays..."

The judge leaned forward in his chair saying, "But you do. Your client, counselor, is woefully ignorant."

The lawyer said," Your Honor, we are unaware of any special observance or holiday for atheists."

The judge said, "The calendar says April 1st is April Fool’s Day. Psalm 14:1 states, 'The fool says in his heart, there is no God.' Thus, it is the opinion of this court, that, if your client says there is no God, then he is a fool. Therefore, April 1st is his day.

Court is adjourned..." You gotta love a Judge that knows his scripture!
HOLY DAY SET BY FLORIDA COURT br br This is great... (show quote)


Yeah, but you should h**e one that uses it in court.

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Apr 13, 2015 11:14:02   #
no propaganda please Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun
 
skott wrote:
Yeah, but you should h**e one that uses it in court.


Skott
hope you had a great time in celebrating on April First. the case was a waste of the judges time and the tax payers money, and was treated as well it should have been.

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Apr 13, 2015 11:31:08   #
skott Loc: Bama
 
no propaganda please wrote:
Skott
hope you had a great time in celebrating on April First. the case was a waste of the judges time and the tax payers money, and was treated as well it should have been.


I do agree with that. I cannot figure out why the judge took the case to begin with. They, judges, have the duty to refuse frivolous cases.

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Apr 13, 2015 12:15:53   #
PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
 
skott wrote:
I do agree with that. I cannot figure out why the judge took the case to begin with. They, judges, have the duty to refuse frivolous cases.


Everyone is allowed to have their day in court.

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Apr 14, 2015 11:21:30   #
Armageddun Loc: The show me state
 
skott wrote:
I do agree with that. I cannot figure out why the judge took the case to begin with. They, judges, have the duty to refuse frivolous cases.


This is one of the problems with liberalism. People are demanding rights that make no sense. The judicial system is being influenced by e******ns causing judges to try to please everyone so they can not be accused of being r****t or biased. The root cause of all this stupidity is political correctness.

There are absolutes in the world that make life balanced and non-chaotic. Sad to say these are being cast to the wind and therefore we are reaping the whirlwind. IMHO God is probably not giggling He is more than likely disgusted or crying.

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Apr 14, 2015 11:50:51   #
bahmer
 
Don G. Dinsdale wrote:
HOLY DAY SET BY FLORIDA COURT

This is great!! I know God is giggling


A Florida Court Sets Atheist Holy Day! Gotta love this Judge!

You must read this... A proper decision by the courts for a change.

A FLORIDA COURT SETS ATHEIST HOLY DAY

In Florida, an atheist created a case against Easter and Passover Holy days. He hired an attorney to bring a discrimination case against Christians and Jews and observances of their holy days. The argument was that it was unfair that atheists had no such recognized days.

The case was brought before a judge. After listening to the passionate presentation by the lawyer, the judge banged his gavel declaring, "Case dismissed!"

The lawyer immediately stood and objecting to the ruling saying, "Your honor, How can you possibly dismiss this case? The Christians have Christmas, Easter and others. The Jews have Passover, Yom Kippur and Hanukkah, yet my client and all other atheists have no such holidays..."

The judge leaned forward in his chair saying, "But you do. Your client, counselor, is woefully ignorant."

The lawyer said," Your Honor, we are unaware of any special observance or holiday for atheists."

The judge said, "The calendar says April 1st is April Fool’s Day. Psalm 14:1 states, 'The fool says in his heart, there is no God.' Thus, it is the opinion of this court, that, if your client says there is no God, then he is a fool. Therefore, April 1st is his day.

Court is adjourned..." You gotta love a Judge that knows his scripture!
HOLY DAY SET BY FLORIDA COURT br br This is great... (show quote)


Amen

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Apr 14, 2015 14:06:39   #
mwdegutis Loc: Illinois
 
Armageddun wrote:
This is one of the problems with liberalism. People are demanding rights that make no sense. The judicial system is being influenced by e******ns causing judges to try to please everyone so they can not be accused of being r****t or biased. The root cause of all this stupidity is political correctness.

There are absolutes in the world that make life balanced and non-chaotic. Sad to say these are being cast to the wind and therefore we are reaping the whirlwind. IMHO God is probably not giggling He is more than likely disgusted or crying.
This is one of the problems with liberalism. Peopl... (show quote)


No. IMHO God is pissed. People who aren't saved better get so quickly or be ready to face His wrath shortly.

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Apr 14, 2015 18:28:05   #
wuzblynd Loc: thomson georgia
 
PoppaGringo wrote:
Everyone is allowed to have their day in court.


Not according to libs. They get their day and we agree or get sued as h**ers!

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Apr 15, 2015 09:52:29   #
Pap Pap Loc: Etna, PA
 
Don G. Dinsdale wrote:
HOLY DAY SET BY FLORIDA COURT

This is great!! I know God is giggling


A Florida Court Sets Atheist Holy Day! Gotta love this Judge!

You must read this... A proper decision by the courts for a change.

A FLORIDA COURT SETS ATHEIST HOLY DAY

In Florida, an atheist created a case against Easter and Passover Holy days. He hired an attorney to bring a discrimination case against Christians and Jews and observances of their holy days. The argument was that it was unfair that atheists had no such recognized days.

The case was brought before a judge. After listening to the passionate presentation by the lawyer, the judge banged his gavel declaring, "Case dismissed!"

The lawyer immediately stood and objecting to the ruling saying, "Your honor, How can you possibly dismiss this case? The Christians have Christmas, Easter and others. The Jews have Passover, Yom Kippur and Hanukkah, yet my client and all other atheists have no such holidays..."

The judge leaned forward in his chair saying, "But you do. Your client, counselor, is woefully ignorant."

The lawyer said," Your Honor, we are unaware of any special observance or holiday for atheists."

The judge said, "The calendar says April 1st is April Fool’s Day. Psalm 14:1 states, 'The fool says in his heart, there is no God.' Thus, it is the opinion of this court, that, if your client says there is no God, then he is a fool. Therefore, April 1st is his day.

Court is adjourned..." You gotta love a Judge that knows his scripture!
HOLY DAY SET BY FLORIDA COURT br br This is great... (show quote)


What a brilliant Judge. They all should be like that. :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

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