THE WILL
Apr 13, 2015 08:42:08 #
THE WILL
Doug Smith is on his deathbed and knows the end is near. His nurse, his wife, his daughter and 2 sons, are with him. He asks for 2 witnesses to be present and a camcorder be in place to record his last wishes, and when all is ready he begins to speak:
My son, "Bernie, I want you to take the Mayfair houses."
My daughter "Sybil, you take the apartments over in the east end."
My son, "Jamie, I want you to take the offices over in the City Centre."
"Sarah, my dear wife, please take all the residential buildings on the banks of the river."
The nurse and witnesses are blown away as they did not realize his extensive holdings, and as Doug slips away, the nurse says, "Mrs. Smith, your husband must have been such a hard-working man to have accumulated all this property".
Sarah replies, "Property? .... the asshole had a paper route!"
Another retelling
Doug Smith is on his deathbed and knows the end is near. His nurse, his wife, his daughter and 2 sons, are with him. He asks for 2 witnesses to be present and a camcorder be in place to record his last wishes, and when all is ready he begins to speak:
My son, "Bernie, I want you to take the Mayfair houses."
My daughter "Sybil, you take the apartments over in the east end."
My son, "Jamie, I want you to take the offices over in the City Centre."
"Sarah, my dear wife, please take all the residential buildings on the banks of the river."
The nurse and witnesses are blown away as they did not realize his extensive holdings, and as Doug slips away, the nurse says, "Mrs. Smith, your husband must have been such a hard-working man to have accumulated all this property".
Sarah replies, "Property? .... the asshole had a paper route!"
Another retelling
Apr 13, 2015 08:56:50 #
GeoCar wrote:
THE WILL br br Doug Smith is on his deathbed and... (show quote)
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We all should be so lucky. LOL :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Apr 13, 2015 09:58:28 #
Apr 13, 2015 10:46:34 #
no propaganda please
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GeoCar wrote:
THE WILL br br Doug Smith is on his deathbed and... (show quote)
the dying man had his priorities straight. Remind his family that he had done a job well and accepted his responsibilities, and that now those were his families responsibilities to provide for the family's welfare. I say Well done, your family had a good father
Apr 13, 2015 12:17:21 #
Apr 15, 2015 08:03:40 #
no propaganda please wrote:
the dying man had his priorities straight. Remind his family that he had done a job well and accepted his responsibilities, and that now those were his families responsibilities to provide for the family's welfare. I say Well done, your family had a good father
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