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Rey Bread JOKE for Men
Apr 10, 2015 08:56:48   #
GeoCar
 
Subject: Rye Bread
Two old guys, Wilbur and Jerry, one 80 and one 87, were sitting on their usual park bench one morning.

The 87 year old had just finished his morning jog and wasn't even short of breath.
The 80 year old was amazed at his friend's stamina and asked him what he did to have so much energy.

The 87 year old said, "Well, I eat rye bread every day. It keeps your energy level high and you'll have great stamina with the ladies."

So, on the way home the 80 year old stops at the bakery.
As he was looking around, the lady asked if he needed any help.

He said "Do you have any Rye bread?"

She said, "Yes, there's a whole shelf of it. Would you like some?"

He said, "I want 5 loaves."

She said, "My goodness, 5 loaves ... by the time you get to the 3rd loaf, it'll be hard."

He replied, "I can't believe everybody knows about this s**t but me"

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Apr 10, 2015 09:23:39   #
Coos Bay Tom Loc: coos bay oregon
 
GeoCar wrote:
Subject: Rye Bread
Two old guys, Wilbur and Jerry, one 80 and one 87, were sitting on their usual park bench one morning.

The 87 year old had just finished his morning jog and wasn't even short of breath.
The 80 year old was amazed at his friend's stamina and asked him what he did to have so much energy.

The 87 year old said, "Well, I eat rye bread every day. It keeps your energy level high and you'll have great stamina with the ladies."

So, on the way home the 80 year old stops at the bakery.
As he was looking around, the lady asked if he needed any help.

He said "Do you have any Rye bread?"

She said, "Yes, there's a whole shelf of it. Would you like some?"

He said, "I want 5 loaves."

She said, "My goodness, 5 loaves ... by the time you get to the 3rd loaf, it'll be hard."

He replied, "I can't believe everybody knows about this s**t but me"

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Subject: Rye Bread br Two old guys, Wilbur and Jer... (show quote)


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: made my morning :lol: :lol: gonna tell that to the guys

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Apr 10, 2015 10:00:38   #
the waker Loc: 11th freest nation
 
GeoCar wrote:
Subject: Rye Bread
Two old guys, Wilbur and Jerry, one 80 and one 87, were sitting on their usual park bench one morning.

The 87 year old had just finished his morning jog and wasn't even short of breath.
The 80 year old was amazed at his friend's stamina and asked him what he did to have so much energy.

The 87 year old said, "Well, I eat rye bread every day. It keeps your energy level high and you'll have great stamina with the ladies."

So, on the way home the 80 year old stops at the bakery.
As he was looking around, the lady asked if he needed any help.

He said "Do you have any Rye bread?"

She said, "Yes, there's a whole shelf of it. Would you like some?"

He said, "I want 5 loaves."

She said, "My goodness, 5 loaves ... by the time you get to the 3rd loaf, it'll be hard."

He replied, "I can't believe everybody knows about this s**t but me"

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Subject: Rye Bread br Two old guys, Wilbur and Jer... (show quote)




Good stuff !
:thumbup:

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Apr 10, 2015 14:05:30   #
PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
 
GeoCar wrote:
Subject: Rye Bread
Two old guys, Wilbur and Jerry, one 80 and one 87, were sitting on their usual park bench one morning.

The 87 year old had just finished his morning jog and wasn't even short of breath.
The 80 year old was amazed at his friend's stamina and asked him what he did to have so much energy.

The 87 year old said, "Well, I eat rye bread every day. It keeps your energy level high and you'll have great stamina with the ladies."

So, on the way home the 80 year old stops at the bakery.
As he was looking around, the lady asked if he needed any help.

He said "Do you have any Rye bread?"

She said, "Yes, there's a whole shelf of it. Would you like some?"

He said, "I want 5 loaves."

She said, "My goodness, 5 loaves ... by the time you get to the 3rd loaf, it'll be hard."

He replied, "I can't believe everybody knows about this s**t but me"

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Subject: Rye Bread br Two old guys, Wilbur and Jer... (show quote)


I am rushing out now to get at least 3 loaves.

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Apr 11, 2015 00:39:46   #
Coos Bay Tom Loc: coos bay oregon
 
PoppaGringo wrote:
I am rushing out now to get at least 3 loaves.


:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

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