funnies
Apr 9, 2015 20:15:10 #
the lawyer says to the wealthy art collector
"I have good and bad news for you"
the art collector replies"well Ive had a bad day ,so tell me the good first"
lawyer says"your wife has invested five thousand dollars
in two pictures that she thinks will be worth 2 to 3 million dollars"
"hey that's great"the art collector said,"you just made my day.now give me the bad news"
lawyer
"the pictures are of you and your secretary last weekend"
wife texts hubby one cold winter morning
"windows frozen wont open"
hubby texts back
"pour lukewarm water over it and gently tap sides"
wife texts back in five minutes
"computer really messed up now"
I came home from the golf course today and the mrs had
a message on the fridge
It just isn't working,i cant take it anymore.Im going home to mother".
I opened the fridge,the light came on and the beer was cold!!!
what in heck is she talkin about??
the next one is COARSE don't read unless you are a forgiving person
A CALIFORNIA LOVE STORY
a man was laying in bed with his girl friend after having great sex.
she spent the next hour playing with his family jewels.
it seemed she loved to do that.
he asked her why she enjoyed that so much ,and she replied
"because I miss mine"
I told you this was a California love story!!!
"I have good and bad news for you"
the art collector replies"well Ive had a bad day ,so tell me the good first"
lawyer says"your wife has invested five thousand dollars
in two pictures that she thinks will be worth 2 to 3 million dollars"
"hey that's great"the art collector said,"you just made my day.now give me the bad news"
lawyer
"the pictures are of you and your secretary last weekend"
wife texts hubby one cold winter morning
"windows frozen wont open"
hubby texts back
"pour lukewarm water over it and gently tap sides"
wife texts back in five minutes
"computer really messed up now"
I came home from the golf course today and the mrs had
a message on the fridge
It just isn't working,i cant take it anymore.Im going home to mother".
I opened the fridge,the light came on and the beer was cold!!!
what in heck is she talkin about??
the next one is COARSE don't read unless you are a forgiving person
A CALIFORNIA LOVE STORY
a man was laying in bed with his girl friend after having great sex.
she spent the next hour playing with his family jewels.
it seemed she loved to do that.
he asked her why she enjoyed that so much ,and she replied
"because I miss mine"
I told you this was a California love story!!!
Apr 9, 2015 21:05:03 #
badbobby wrote:
the lawyer says to the wealthy art collector br &q... (show quote)
Funny stuff. Thank you.
Apr 9, 2015 21:10:10 #
badbobby wrote:
the lawyer says to the wealthy art collector br &q... (show quote)
LOL badbobby. Even I am rolling on the floor laughing at that last one.
Apr 9, 2015 21:13:50 #
no propaganda please
Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun
PaulPisces wrote:
LOL badbobby. Even I am rolling on the floor laughing at that last one.
The last one was the funniest joke I have seen for some time! Just have to send it on to some of our dog showing friends.
Apr 9, 2015 21:36:26 #
PaulPisces wrote:
LOL badbobby. Even I am rolling on the floor laughing at that last one.
well thanks Paul
Apr 9, 2015 23:33:44 #
Coos Bay Tom
Loc: coos bay oregon
badbobby wrote:
the lawyer says to the wealthy art collector br &q... (show quote)
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :XD: :XD: :XD: :lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
Apr 10, 2015 03:06:42 #
Apr 10, 2015 03:10:48 #
Why do Native Americans h**e snow...
Because it's white and settles on their land
Why did the sperm cross the road...
Because I accidentally put on the wrong sock this morning
I saw a lady texting and driving today...
I was so furious because of her recklessness
so I rolled down my window and threw my beer at her
Why can't you trick an unborn fetus...
Because it wasn't born yesterday
Because it's white and settles on their land
Why did the sperm cross the road...
Because I accidentally put on the wrong sock this morning
I saw a lady texting and driving today...
I was so furious because of her recklessness
so I rolled down my window and threw my beer at her
Why can't you trick an unborn fetus...
Because it wasn't born yesterday
Apr 10, 2015 07:07:41 #
Alicia
Loc: NYC
badbobby wrote:
the lawyer says to the wealthy art collector br &q... (show quote)
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Good ones. Thanks.
Apr 10, 2015 07:09:47 #
Alicia
Loc: NYC
Anonymous wrote:
Why do Native Americans h**e snow...
Because it's white and settles on their land
Why did the sperm cross the road...
Because I accidentally put on the wrong sock this morning
I saw a lady texting and driving today...
I was so furious because of her recklessness
so I rolled down my window and threw my beer at her
Why can't you trick an unborn fetus...
Because it wasn't born yesterday
Because it's white and settles on their land
Why did the sperm cross the road...
Because I accidentally put on the wrong sock this morning
I saw a lady texting and driving today...
I was so furious because of her recklessness
so I rolled down my window and threw my beer at her
Why can't you trick an unborn fetus...
Because it wasn't born yesterday
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Also very good jokes. I especially liked the texting one. Thanks.
Apr 10, 2015 11:39:20 #
badbobby wrote:
the lawyer says to the wealthy art collector br &q... (show quote)
love your avatar :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: . and the funnies :-D :-D :-D
Apr 10, 2015 13:38:36 #
mouset783
Loc: Oklahoma
badbobby wrote:
the lawyer says to the wealthy art collector br &q... (show quote)
Apr 10, 2015 20:24:05 #
Anonymous wrote:
Why do Native Americans h**e snow...
Because it's white and settles on their land
Why did the sperm cross the road...
Because I accidentally put on the wrong sock this morning
I saw a lady texting and driving today...
I was so furious because of her recklessness
so I rolled down my window and threw my beer at her
Why can't you trick an unborn fetus...
Because it wasn't born yesterday
Because it's white and settles on their land
Why did the sperm cross the road...
Because I accidentally put on the wrong sock this morning
I saw a lady texting and driving today...
I was so furious because of her recklessness
so I rolled down my window and threw my beer at her
Why can't you trick an unborn fetus...
Because it wasn't born yesterday
:lol: :lol:
Apr 12, 2015 21:44:18 #
Coos Bay Tom
Loc: coos bay oregon
Anonymous wrote:
Why do Native Americans h**e snow...
Because it's white and settles on their land
Why did the sperm cross the road...
Because I accidentally put on the wrong sock this morning
I saw a lady texting and driving today...
I was so furious because of her recklessness
so I rolled down my window and threw my beer at her
Why can't you trick an unborn fetus...
Because it wasn't born yesterday
Because it's white and settles on their land
Why did the sperm cross the road...
Because I accidentally put on the wrong sock this morning
I saw a lady texting and driving today...
I was so furious because of her recklessness
so I rolled down my window and threw my beer at her
Why can't you trick an unborn fetus...
Because it wasn't born yesterday
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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