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Vern's Funeral
Mar 28, 2015 14:31:12   #
PaulPisces Loc: San Francisco
 
A funny one for your weekend.



VERN'S FUNERAL

Vern works hard at a good local company but spends two or three nights each week bowling or playing poker, and plays golf every Saturday and Sunday.

His wife thinks he's pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she takes him to a local "Gentlemen's" club.

The doorman at the club greets them and says, "Hey, Vern! How ya doing?"

His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before.

"Oh no," says Vern. "He's in my bowling league ."

When they are seated, a waitress asks Vern if he'd like his usual and brings over a Budweiser.

His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says, "How did she know that you drink Budweiser?"

"I recognize her, she's the waitress from the golf club.
I always have a Bud at the end of the 1st nine, honey."

A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Vern, starts to rub herself all over him and says...
"Hi Vern. Want your usual extra special table dance, big boy?"

Vern's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club.

Vern follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her.

Vern tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is having none of it.

She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every four letter word in the book..

The cabby turns around and says,

'Geez Vern, you picked up a real b***h this time.'

VERN'S FUNERAL WILL BE HELD
THIS COMING FRIDAY.

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Mar 28, 2015 15:42:07   #
asphaltman
 
PaulPisces wrote:
A funny one for your weekend.



VERN'S FUNERAL

Vern works hard at a good local company but spends two or three nights each week bowling or playing poker, and plays golf every Saturday and Sunday.

His wife thinks he's pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she takes him to a local "Gentlemen's" club.

The doorman at the club greets them and says, "Hey, Vern! How ya doing?"

His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before.

"Oh no," says Vern. "He's in my bowling league ."

When they are seated, a waitress asks Vern if he'd like his usual and brings over a Budweiser.

His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says, "How did she know that you drink Budweiser?"

"I recognize her, she's the waitress from the golf club.
I always have a Bud at the end of the 1st nine, honey."

A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Vern, starts to rub herself all over him and says...
"Hi Vern. Want your usual extra special table dance, big boy?"

Vern's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club.

Vern follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her.

Vern tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is having none of it.

She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every four letter word in the book..

The cabby turns around and says,

'Geez Vern, you picked up a real b***h this time.'

VERN'S FUNERAL WILL BE HELD
THIS COMING FRIDAY.
A funny one for your weekend. br br br br VERN... (show quote)


WoW, that hurt

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Mar 28, 2015 16:08:08   #
hnealc
 
PaulPisces wrote:
A funny one for your weekend.



VERN'S FUNERAL

Vern works hard at a good local company but spends two or three nights each week bowling or playing poker, and plays golf every Saturday and Sunday.

His wife thinks he's pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she takes him to a local "Gentlemen's" club.

The doorman at the club greets them and says, "Hey, Vern! How ya doing?"

His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before.

"Oh no," says Vern. "He's in my bowling league ."

When they are seated, a waitress asks Vern if he'd like his usual and brings over a Budweiser.

His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says, "How did she know that you drink Budweiser?"

"I recognize her, she's the waitress from the golf club.
I always have a Bud at the end of the 1st nine, honey."

A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Vern, starts to rub herself all over him and says...
"Hi Vern. Want your usual extra special table dance, big boy?"

Vern's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club.

Vern follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her.

Vern tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is having none of it.

She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every four letter word in the book..

The cabby turns around and says,

'Geez Vern, you picked up a real b***h this time.'

VERN'S FUNERAL WILL BE HELD
THIS COMING FRIDAY.
A funny one for your weekend. br br br br VERN... (show quote)



:thumbup: :thumbup:
Keep Em Cumin! :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Mar 29, 2015 12:45:36   #
boatbob2
 
Glad my name is NOT VERN........

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