golf buddy
Mar 23, 2015 12:43:10 #
> This guy brings his best golf mate
> home, unannounced, for dinner at 6:30,
> after golf.
>
> His wife screams her head off while his friend sits open
> mouthed and listens to the tirade.
>
> "My bloody hair & makeup are not done, the house is a
> f****** mess, the
> dishes aren't done. Can't you see I'm still in my f******
> pajamas and I
> can't be bothered with cooking tonight! Why the f***
> did you bring him
> home unannounced you stupid i***t?"
>
>
> "Because he's thinking of getting married."
> home, unannounced, for dinner at 6:30,
> after golf.
>
> His wife screams her head off while his friend sits open
> mouthed and listens to the tirade.
>
> "My bloody hair & makeup are not done, the house is a
> f****** mess, the
> dishes aren't done. Can't you see I'm still in my f******
> pajamas and I
> can't be bothered with cooking tonight! Why the f***
> did you bring him
> home unannounced you stupid i***t?"
>
>
> "Because he's thinking of getting married."
Mar 23, 2015 13:42:40 #
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