Headlines That Make You Go Huh?
Mar 20, 2015 15:54:40 #
Supposedly, these humorous headline bloopers were gleaned from actual publications. It seems proofreading is a dying art. I should not say that. It will come back to haunt me. (G.R.Clark)
Man K**ls Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter (Think about it.)
Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says (No crap, really? Ya think? )
Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers (Now thats taking things a bit far! )
Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over (What a guy!)
Miners Refuse to Work after Death
(No-good-for- nothing, lazy so-and-sos.)
Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
(See if that works any better than a fair trial.)
War Dims Hope for Peace
(I can see where it might have that effect.)
If Strike Isnt Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile (Ya think?)
Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
(Who would have thought.)
Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
(They may be on to something.)
Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
(You mean theres something stronger than duct tape?)
Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge (He probably IS the battery charge!)
New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group (Werent they fat enough?)
Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft (Thats what he gets for eating those beans.)
Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
(Do they taste like chicken?)
Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
(Chainsaw Massacre all over again.)
Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
(Boy, are they tall!)
And the winner is
Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
Man K**ls Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter (Think about it.)
Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says (No crap, really? Ya think? )
Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers (Now thats taking things a bit far! )
Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over (What a guy!)
Miners Refuse to Work after Death
(No-good-for- nothing, lazy so-and-sos.)
Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
(See if that works any better than a fair trial.)
War Dims Hope for Peace
(I can see where it might have that effect.)
If Strike Isnt Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile (Ya think?)
Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
(Who would have thought.)
Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
(They may be on to something.)
Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
(You mean theres something stronger than duct tape?)
Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge (He probably IS the battery charge!)
New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group (Werent they fat enough?)
Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft (Thats what he gets for eating those beans.)
Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
(Do they taste like chicken?)
Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
(Chainsaw Massacre all over again.)
Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
(Boy, are they tall!)
And the winner is
Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
Mar 20, 2015 16:20:56 #
Bad Bob
Loc: Virginia
Peaver Bogart wrote:
How about this one.Supposedly, these humorous headline bloopers were ... (show quote)
Obama wins second term.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Mar 20, 2015 16:23:06 #
Great post Still Laughing!!!!
Peaver Bogart wrote:
Supposedly, these humorous headline bloopers were ... (show quote)
Mar 20, 2015 18:12:14 #
Peaver Bogart wrote:
Supposedly, these humorous headline bloopers were ... (show quote)
good one :lol: :lol: :lol:
Mar 21, 2015 01:35:34 #
Coos Bay Tom
Loc: coos bay oregon
Peaver Bogart wrote:
Supposedly, these humorous headline bloopers were ... (show quote)
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Mar 21, 2015 13:11:48 #
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