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Mar 17, 2015 10:59:13   #
Don G. Dinsdale Loc: El Cajon, CA (San Diego County)
 
Some AM Humor...

Hilarious, though it may soon be out of date. So read it now.

Last week she checked into a Jazzy Las Vegas Hotel on her 65th birthday and she was a bit lonely. She thought, I'll call one of those men you see advertised in phone books for escorts and sensual massages."

She looked through the phone book, found a full page ad for a guy calling himself Tender Tony -- a very handsome man with assorted physical sk**ls flexing in the photo. He had all the right muscles in all the right places, thick wavy hair, long powerful legs, a dazzling smile, six-pack abs and she felt quite certain she could bounce a silver dollar off his well-oiled bum.

She figured, what the heck, nobody will ever know. I'll give him a call.

"Good evening, Ma'am. How may I help you?" Oh my, he sounded so sexy!

Afraid she would lose her nerve if she hesitated, she rushed right in. "Hi, I hear you give a great massage. I'd like you to come to my Hotel room and give me one. No, wait; I should be straight with you. I'm in town all alone and what I really want is sex. I want it hot and I want it now. Bring implements, toys, rubber, leather, whips -- everything you've got in your bag of tricks. We'll go hot and heavy all night. Tie me up, cover me in chocolate syrup and whipped cream , anything and everything, I'm ready!! Now how does that sound?"

He replied, "That sounds absolutely fantastic, but you need to press 9 for an outside line first."

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Mar 17, 2015 11:22:07   #
Tasine Loc: Southwest US
 
Too, too funny. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Mar 18, 2015 06:49:18   #
mcmlx
 
Don G. Dinsdale wrote:
Some AM Humor...

Hilarious, though it may soon be out of date. So read it now.

Last week she checked into a Jazzy Las Vegas Hotel on her 65th birthday and she was a bit lonely. She thought, I'll call one of those men you see advertised in phone books for escorts and sensual massages."

She looked through the phone book, found a full page ad for a guy calling himself Tender Tony -- a very handsome man with assorted physical sk**ls flexing in the photo. He had all the right muscles in all the right places, thick wavy hair, long powerful legs, a dazzling smile, six-pack abs and she felt quite certain she could bounce a silver dollar off his well-oiled bum.

She figured, what the heck, nobody will ever know. I'll give him a call.

"Good evening, Ma'am. How may I help you?" Oh my, he sounded so sexy!

Afraid she would lose her nerve if she hesitated, she rushed right in. "Hi, I hear you give a great massage. I'd like you to come to my Hotel room and give me one. No, wait; I should be straight with you. I'm in town all alone and what I really want is sex. I want it hot and I want it now. Bring implements, toys, rubber, leather, whips -- everything you've got in your bag of tricks. We'll go hot and heavy all night. Tie me up, cover me in chocolate syrup and whipped cream , anything and everything, I'm ready!! Now how does that sound?"

He replied, "That sounds absolutely fantastic, but you need to press 9 for an outside line first."
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Oh, Don, that's always a good one! Don't let this one go out of style.
MCMLX

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