Saturday Amusement
Mar 14, 2015 15:19:23 #
As marriage proposals are the current topic, big congratulations to MrB's progeny on a successful proposal, today's amusement is ....
IT Professional Marriage Proposal
Baby, I v seen you yesterday while surfing on local train platform and realized that you are the only site I was browsing for.
For long time, I have been lonely, trying to find a bug in my life and you can be a real debugger for me now.
My life is just an uncompilable program without you, which never produces an executable code and hence is useless.
You are not only beautiful by face but all your Active X controls are attractive as well.
Your smile is so delightful, which encourages me and gives power to me equal to thousands of mainframes processing power.
When you looked at me last evening, I felt like all my program modules were running smoothly and giving expected results, which I never experienced before.
With this letter, I just want to convey to you that, if we linked together, Ill provide you all objects & libraries necessary for a human being to live an error free life.
Also dont bother about the firewall which may be created by our parents as Ive strong hacking capabilities by which Ill ultimately break their security passwords and make them agree for our marriage.
I anticipate that nobody is already logged in to your database so that my connect script will fail.
And its all certain that if this happened to me, I will crash my system beyond recovery.
Kindly interpret this letter properly and grant me all privileges of your inbox.
Only yours,
XYZ Software Professional
IT Professional Marriage Proposal
Baby, I v seen you yesterday while surfing on local train platform and realized that you are the only site I was browsing for.
For long time, I have been lonely, trying to find a bug in my life and you can be a real debugger for me now.
My life is just an uncompilable program without you, which never produces an executable code and hence is useless.
You are not only beautiful by face but all your Active X controls are attractive as well.
Your smile is so delightful, which encourages me and gives power to me equal to thousands of mainframes processing power.
When you looked at me last evening, I felt like all my program modules were running smoothly and giving expected results, which I never experienced before.
With this letter, I just want to convey to you that, if we linked together, Ill provide you all objects & libraries necessary for a human being to live an error free life.
Also dont bother about the firewall which may be created by our parents as Ive strong hacking capabilities by which Ill ultimately break their security passwords and make them agree for our marriage.
I anticipate that nobody is already logged in to your database so that my connect script will fail.
And its all certain that if this happened to me, I will crash my system beyond recovery.
Kindly interpret this letter properly and grant me all privileges of your inbox.
Only yours,
XYZ Software Professional
Mar 14, 2015 16:57:03 #
Sounds awfully complicated to me. I am assuming she knew what he was saying, I sure didn't.
Mar 14, 2015 17:23:21 #
grace scott wrote:
Sounds awfully complicated to me. I am assuming she knew what he was saying, I sure didn't.
I'm with you Grace! :shock:
Mar 14, 2015 17:25:39 #
archie bunker wrote:
I'm with you Grace! :shock:
All a techie talk proposal.
Mar 14, 2015 18:07:50 #
AuntiE wrote:
All a techie talk proposal.
I gathered that.
A little unromantic IMO.
Hard drives, and software were never mentioned. Both are important to a working system. At least, that is my understanding.
Mar 14, 2015 22:28:42 #
archie bunker wrote:
I gathered that.
A little unromantic IMO.
Hard drives, and software were never mentioned. Both are important to a working system. At least, that is my understanding.
A little unromantic IMO.
Hard drives, and software were never mentioned. Both are important to a working system. At least, that is my understanding.
I was in Home Depot the other day pushing my cart around when I collided with a young guy pushing his cart.
I said to the young guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife
and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going."
The young guy says, "That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for my wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate."
I said, "Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look like?"
The young guy says, "Well, she is 24 years old, tall,with blond hair,
big blue eyes, long legs, big boobs, and she's wearing tight white
shorts, a halter top and no bra. What does your wife look like?"
I said, "Doesn't matter --- let's look for yours."
Most of us old guys are helpful like that.
Mar 15, 2015 21:58:04 #
AuntiE wrote:
As marriage proposals are the current topic, b bi... (show quote)
over my computer capabilities
lol
Mar 15, 2015 22:00:25 #
Armageddun wrote:
I was in Home Depot the other day pushing my cart ... (show quote)
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