Flat tire
Mar 13, 2015 08:50:57 #
no propaganda please
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Subject: Flat Tire
> I was traveling between West Palm Beach and Boca Raton the other day
> when a tire blew out. Checking my spare, I found
> that it, too, was flat. My only option was to f**g down a passing
> motorist and get a ride to the next town.
>
> The first vehicle to stop was an old man in a van. He yelled out the
> window, "Need a lift?"
> "Yes, I sure do," I replied.
>
> "You a Republican or Democrat?" asked the old man.
> "Republican," I replied.
> "Well, you can just go to Hell," yelled the old man as he sped off.
>
> Another guy stopped, rolled down the window, and asked me the same
> question.
> Again, I gave the same answer, "Republican."
> The driver gave me the finger and drove off. I thought it over and
> decided that maybe I should change my strategy, since this area seemed
> to be overly political and there appeared to be few Republicans.
>
> The next car to stop was a red convertible driven by a beautiful
> blonde. She smiled seductively and asked if I was a Republican or
> Democrat.
>
> "Democrat!" I shouted.
> "Hop in!" replied the blonde.
> Driving down the road, I couldn't help but stare at the gorgeous woman
> in the seat next to me, the wind blowing through her hair, perfect
> breasts and a short skirt that continued to ride higher and higher up
> her thighs.
>
> Finally, I yelled, "Please stop the car." She immediately slammed on
> the brakes and as soon as the car stopped, I jumped out.
>
> "What's the matter?" she asked.
> "I can't take it anymore," I replied. "I've only been a Democrat for
> five minutes and already I want to screw somebody."
> I was traveling between West Palm Beach and Boca Raton the other day
> when a tire blew out. Checking my spare, I found
> that it, too, was flat. My only option was to f**g down a passing
> motorist and get a ride to the next town.
>
> The first vehicle to stop was an old man in a van. He yelled out the
> window, "Need a lift?"
> "Yes, I sure do," I replied.
>
> "You a Republican or Democrat?" asked the old man.
> "Republican," I replied.
> "Well, you can just go to Hell," yelled the old man as he sped off.
>
> Another guy stopped, rolled down the window, and asked me the same
> question.
> Again, I gave the same answer, "Republican."
> The driver gave me the finger and drove off. I thought it over and
> decided that maybe I should change my strategy, since this area seemed
> to be overly political and there appeared to be few Republicans.
>
> The next car to stop was a red convertible driven by a beautiful
> blonde. She smiled seductively and asked if I was a Republican or
> Democrat.
>
> "Democrat!" I shouted.
> "Hop in!" replied the blonde.
> Driving down the road, I couldn't help but stare at the gorgeous woman
> in the seat next to me, the wind blowing through her hair, perfect
> breasts and a short skirt that continued to ride higher and higher up
> her thighs.
>
> Finally, I yelled, "Please stop the car." She immediately slammed on
> the brakes and as soon as the car stopped, I jumped out.
>
> "What's the matter?" she asked.
> "I can't take it anymore," I replied. "I've only been a Democrat for
> five minutes and already I want to screw somebody."
Mar 13, 2015 08:56:57 #
Mar 13, 2015 09:32:03 #
no propaganda please wrote:
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Mar 13, 2015 12:59:43 #
no propaganda please wrote:
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Even I think this is a funny joke - one could easily reverse the political affiliations and get a good laugh, depending on the audience.
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