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Mar 12, 2015 08:38:20   #
jer48 Loc: perris ca
 
Two prostitutes were on the side of the highway with a sign on there car that read " two hookers looking for dick" . A passing police officer see's the two prostitutes standing by the car with sign . He pulls up to them get out and tells them he is going to right them both a ticket solicitation of prostitution. A few minutes later a car full of nuns drives by them on the highway with a sign on there car that says "Jesus Saves" , the prostitutes tell the cop to go arrest the nuns because they have a sign on there car. The cop replies , well their sign pertains to religion and not prostituion. He gives them the tickets and go's on his way. The next day the cop is driving down the highway and see's the same two hookers with a sign on there car. He pulls up thinking he has an easy arrest till he reads the sign on the car, " two fallen angels seeking Peter ".

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Mar 12, 2015 09:09:22   #
73STNGLKABEE
 
NICE.........LMAO

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Mar 12, 2015 09:58:37   #
skott Loc: Bama
 
jer48 wrote:
Two prostitutes were on the side of the highway with a sign on there car that read " two hookers looking for dick" . A passing police officer see's the two prostitutes standing by the car with sign . He pulls up to them get out and tells them he is going to right them both a ticket solicitation of prostitution. A few minutes later a car full of nuns drives by them on the highway with a sign on there car that says "Jesus Saves" , the prostitutes tell the cop to go arrest the nuns because they have a sign on there car. The cop replies , well their sign pertains to religion and not prostituion. He gives them the tickets and go's on his way. The next day the cop is driving down the highway and see's the same two hookers with a sign on there car. He pulls up thinking he has an easy arrest till he reads the sign on the car, " two fallen angels seeking Peter ".
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Good!

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Mar 12, 2015 10:03:27   #
the waker Loc: 11th freest nation
 
jer48 wrote:
Two prostitutes were on the side of the highway with a sign on there car that read " two hookers looking for dick" . A passing police officer see's the two prostitutes standing by the car with sign . He pulls up to them get out and tells them he is going to right them both a ticket solicitation of prostitution. A few minutes later a car full of nuns drives by them on the highway with a sign on there car that says "Jesus Saves" , the prostitutes tell the cop to go arrest the nuns because they have a sign on there car. The cop replies , well their sign pertains to religion and not prostituion. He gives them the tickets and go's on his way. The next day the cop is driving down the highway and see's the same two hookers with a sign on there car. He pulls up thinking he has an easy arrest till he reads the sign on the car, " two fallen angels seeking Peter ".
Two prostitutes were on the side of the highway wi... (show quote)


Devil is in the details,
:thumbup:

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Mar 12, 2015 10:25:04   #
CAPTAIN WIM
 
Better learn correct spelling and/or correct use of words.

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Mar 12, 2015 10:50:34   #
the waker Loc: 11th freest nation
 
CAPTAIN WIM wrote:
Better learn correct spelling and/or correct use of words.


Welcome aboard Captain,
please remember to click "reply" so that we know to whom you are replying.
Enjoy.

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Mar 12, 2015 11:11:18   #
Coos Bay Tom Loc: coos bay oregon
 
jer48 wrote:
Two prostitutes were on the side of the highway with a sign on there car that read " two hookers looking for dick" . A passing police officer see's the two prostitutes standing by the car with sign . He pulls up to them get out and tells them he is going to right them both a ticket solicitation of prostitution. A few minutes later a car full of nuns drives by them on the highway with a sign on there car that says "Jesus Saves" , the prostitutes tell the cop to go arrest the nuns because they have a sign on there car. The cop replies , well their sign pertains to religion and not prostituion. He gives them the tickets and go's on his way. The next day the cop is driving down the highway and see's the same two hookers with a sign on there car. He pulls up thinking he has an easy arrest till he reads the sign on the car, " two fallen angels seeking Peter ".
Two prostitutes were on the side of the highway wi... (show quote)


:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Mar 12, 2015 11:48:44   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
What a nice story of two prostitutes finding religion. :thumbup:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Mar 12, 2015 11:51:40   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
CAPTAIN WIM wrote:
Better learn correct spelling and/or correct use of words.

Welcome aboard, CAPTAIN WIM :!: Enjoy your stay/visit.

If you are insistent on correct spelling and/or correct use of words, you may be in the wrong place. :wink:

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Mar 12, 2015 14:46:01   #
CAPTAIN WIM
 
Yers, our educational system is broken!

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