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Mar 7, 2015 20:41:06   #
Don G. Dinsdale Loc: El Cajon, CA (San Diego County)
 
The Rake....

I was working in the garden this weekend and my wife was about to take a shower.

I realized that I couldn't find the rake, I yelled up to my wife, " Where is the rake?"

She couldn't hear me and she shouted back, "What?"

I pointed to my knee and made a raking motion.

Then, as my wife wasn't sure she yelled "What?"

I repeated the gestures.

"Eye - Kneed - The Rake"

My wife replied that she understands and signals back.

She first pointed to her eye, next she pointed to her left breast, then she pointed to her backside, and finally to her crotch.

Well, there is no way in hell I could even come close to that one.

Exasperated, I went upstairs and ask her, "What the hell was that? She replies."

"Eye - Left Tit - Behind - The Bush"!!!

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Mar 7, 2015 22:26:30   #
BOHICA
 
Don G. Dinsdale wrote:
The Rake....

I was working in the garden this weekend and my wife was about to take a shower.

I realized that I couldn't find the rake, I yelled up to my wife, " Where is the rake?"

She couldn't hear me and she shouted back, "What?"

I pointed to my knee and made a raking motion.

Then, as my wife wasn't sure she yelled "What?"

I repeated the gestures.

"Eye - Kneed - The Rake"

My wife replied that she understands and signals back.

She first pointed to her eye, next she pointed to her left breast, then she pointed to her backside, and finally to her crotch.

Well, there is no way in hell I could even come close to that one.

Exasperated, I went upstairs and ask her, "What the hell was that? She replies."

"Eye - Left Tit - Behind - The Bush"!!!
The Rake.... br br I was working in the garden th... (show quote)


:shock: :shock: :shock:

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Mar 7, 2015 23:32:58   #
PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
 
Don G. Dinsdale wrote:
The Rake....

I was working in the garden this weekend and my wife was about to take a shower.

I realized that I couldn't find the rake, I yelled up to my wife, " Where is the rake?"

She couldn't hear me and she shouted back, "What?"

I pointed to my knee and made a raking motion.

Then, as my wife wasn't sure she yelled "What?"

I repeated the gestures.

"Eye - Kneed - The Rake"

My wife replied that she understands and signals back.

She first pointed to her eye, next she pointed to her left breast, then she pointed to her backside, and finally to her crotch.

Well, there is no way in hell I could even come close to that one.

Exasperated, I went upstairs and ask her, "What the hell was that? She replies."

"Eye - Left Tit - Behind - The Bush"!!!
The Rake.... br br I was working in the garden th... (show quote)


Oh my.

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