mwdegutis Loc: Illinois

I swear this stuff cannot be made up…

By Todd Starnes| Published March 06, 2015
Students at the University of California, Irvine have v**ed to make their school a more “culturally inclusive” place by banning the American f**g.

The Associated Students of University of California (ASUCI) passed a resolution March 3 that would remove the Stars & Stripes along with every other f**g from the lobby of a complex housing the offices of the student government.

“Designing a culturally inclusive space aims to remove barriers that create undue effort and separation by planning and designing spaces that enable everyone to participate equally and confidentially,” read the resolution authored by Matthew Guevara.

The resolution passed 6-4. Two people abstained. Let me break down the v**e for you -- six un-American students, four patriots and two individuals who could have a career in House Republican leadership.

Guevara’s resolution, which was in dire need of an edit, rambled on about “paradigms of conformity” and “homogenized standards” and blah, blah, blah.

It sounds like Mr. Guevara could have a future career in community organizing or the Democratic party.

“The American f**g has been flown in instances of colonialism and imperialism,” he bemoaned. “F**gs not only serve as symbols of patriotism or weapons for nationalism, but also construct cultural mythologies and narratives that in turn charge nationalistic sentiments.”

I know, folks. I know it’s California. But this is beyond bizarre even for the yoga and granola crowd.

I reached out to the university for a comment and a very nice spokesperson (who seemed anxious for the weekend) assured me the university did not endorse the resolution.

She also told me the executive board of the student government association is going to meet this weekend and discuss the possibility of a veto.

Reza Zomorrodian, the ASUCI president and a young patriot, told me he was very upset over the student government’s actions and will push for a veto.

“It’s an attack on American values,” he said. “A lot of people want to come to the United States for a reason – it’s because of the freedoms we have.”

Zomorrodian told me the legislation was the result of a longstanding feud over the display of the American f**g. He said unknown perpetrators kept taking down the f**g and he would put it back up. The f**g is currently folded and being protected in a vice president’s office.

“I’m really disappointed in our legislative council right now,” he said. “I’m firmly against what they did. I think it was a horrible idea.”

Zomorrodian said he wants the American public to know that UC Irvine is a patriotic campus.

“Only six people v**ed for this,” he said. “We have 22,000 undergrads here. Six people made this decision. The UC Irvine has made huge contributions to bettering this country. This is an elected body that made a decision for the whole and will suffer the consequences of making that decision.”

Mr. Zomorrodian sounds like a very nice young man who understands what the American f**g represents --- and I hope he musters the v**es necessary to rehoist the Stars & Stripes.

As for the handful of un-American rabblerousers who’ve brought shame upon the campus of UC Irvine – I would offer these gentle words:

If you have a problem with the f**g and what that f**g stands for and the brave men and women who died for that f**g – then you are more than welcome to pack your bags and haul your ungrateful buttocks across the border.

And one final thought about the vandals who keep taking down the f**g in the dark of night. I wonder if Mr. Zomorrodian has considered asking the university’s ROTC program for help. I suspect a handful of young soldiers might be able to nip that problem in the bud.

Blade_Runner Loc: DARK SIDE OF THE MOON

MEXIFORNIA

Mollypitcher1

Incredible that anything like this could happen in America. The students in question should be punished. This is not freedom of speech, this is revolting.

missinglink Loc: Tralfamadore

Meanwhile, the mexican f**g is flying across the state. Remove all, all federal funding and all other federal support. Plus tax them as a business. Knot headed little bastards.

mtman2

In regards to mwdegutis f**g ban:
If some don't like the USA, then what do they think is exceptable?
Perhaps there's a perfect country somewhere I haven't heard about.
Meanwhile they ought to renounce citizenship and go hunt for it on other soils then U.S.!

BOHICA

Don't you mean C****efornia?

mwdegutis Loc: Illinois

They've been indoctrinated VERY well. From reading the article, getting them to buy into Satan's plans will be like taking candy from a baby.

BOHICA

There is no one more dangerous than someone without a moral compass.

PeterS

So remove them the next e******n and the problem is solved. Now wasn't that simple. Next problem you cons can't seem to solve!

jelun

Doesn't the f**g stand for the Republic that has as a FIRST AMENDMENT freedom of speech?
And you want to set the "handful of young soldiers" against people utilizing the 1st Amendment?
Because you disagree?
It's no wonder you folks think someone is coming to get you, you believe it shoud be done to others.

Airforceone

1st the f**g comes down at sunset so it's not even up. So this is just another foolish right wing garbage

Airforceone

The f**g comes down at sunset so it's not even up at night. Just another foolish right wing comment.

AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State

If it is inside a building, it often is not taken down.

PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.

I think he meant Islamamexifornia.

PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.

If it is illuminated at night it doesn't have to be lowered.