Building Materials. Joke
Mar 5, 2015 12:48:37 #
This certain executive from a large building material business was feeling bad because he was stealing from the company and went to the preacher to confess. While confessing he said I've stolen material to build my house, a summerhouse, my daughter house, an out house, even a house for my dog, the preacher said wow this is gonna take more then a few hail Mary's. The preacher said have you tried a retreat, the man thought, well if you can get the plans I can get the lumber.
Mar 5, 2015 14:52:32 #
iFrank wrote:
This certain executive from a large building material business was feeling bad because he was stealing from the company and went to the preacher to confess. While confessing he said I've stolen material to build my house, a summerhouse, my daughter house, an out house, even a house for my dog, the preacher said wow this is gonna take more then a few hail Mary's. The preacher said have you tried a retreat, the man thought, well if you can get the plans I can get the lumber.
It would take a priest, not a preacher to advocate the Hail Mary's be recited. But, I like the joke. :P :thumbup:
Mar 6, 2015 21:54:19 #
PoppaGringo wrote:
It would take a priest, not a preacher to advocate the Hail Mary's be recited. But, I like the joke. :P :thumbup:
picky picky poppa
Mar 6, 2015 21:57:56 #
badbobby wrote:
picky picky poppa
I know, I know, but that is me, always being picky.
Mar 6, 2015 22:12:34 #
PoppaGringo wrote:
I know, I know, but that is me, always being picky.
What the heck, buy something for a dollar, sell it for 10. 9% profit is enough for anyone... :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Mar 6, 2015 22:39:17 #
Armageddun wrote:
What the heck, buy something for a dollar, sell it for 10. 9% profit is enough for anyone... :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
That would be 90% profit. You neglected to add the 0 after the 9.
Mar 6, 2015 23:12:40 #
PoppaGringo wrote:
That would be 90% profit. You neglected to add the 0 after the 9.
That is common Misery math... :thumbup: :thumbup: :shock: :shock:
Mar 6, 2015 23:27:45 #
Armageddun wrote:
That is common Misery math... :thumbup: :thumbup: :shock: :shock:
I thought so. You carry the other numerals in your head, is that it? I gather that is for brevity when posting is it not?
Mar 7, 2015 00:08:57 #
PoppaGringo wrote:
I thought so. You carry the other numerals in your head, is that it? I gather that is for brevity when posting is it not?
No 9% profit should be enough. That is the new profit vs loss ratio according to libs. :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Mar 7, 2015 00:25:05 #
Armageddun wrote:
No 9% profit should be enough. That is the new profit vs loss ratio according to libs. :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Well, I will admit I don't understand libbie math. It is analogous to Common Core math of which I am also ignorant.
Mar 7, 2015 00:36:46 #
PoppaGringo wrote:
Well, I will admit I don't understand libbie math. It is analogous to Common Core math of which I am also ignorant.
Oldroy informed me Common Core math might be just for me. They do not care if the answer is correct if the process you used is correct. As 2 + 2 = 5 to me, CommonCore is perfect for Aunti. :( :-( :|
Mar 7, 2015 00:43:56 #
AuntiE wrote:
Oldroy informed me Common Core math might be just for me. They do not care if the answer is correct if the process you used is correct. As 2 + 2 = 5 to me, CommonCore is perfect for Aunti. :( :-( :|
Well, it would probably work for me too. I know the formula but usually arrive at the wrong conclusion. I.e. 12 + 2 might come out as 21. Don't ask how.
Mar 7, 2015 01:00:57 #
PoppaGringo wrote:
Well, it would probably work for me too. I know the formula but usually arrive at the wrong conclusion. I.e. 12 + 2 might come out as 21. Don't ask how.
I once answered correctly five math questions while watching Are You Smarter Then A 5th Grader. I almost had to defibrillate UncleE he was so astounded.
Mar 7, 2015 01:09:43 #
AuntiE wrote:
I once answered correctly five math questions while watching Are You Smarter Then A 5th Grader. I almost had to defibrillate UncleE he was so astounded.
They would probably done me in.
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