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Logic: Male vs Female
Mar 3, 2015 21:13:17   #
PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
 
Woman:
Do you drink beer?

Man:
Yes

Woman:
How many beers a day?

Man:
Usually about 3

Woman:
How much do you pay per beer?

Man:
£3

Woman:
And how long have you been drinking?

Man:
About 30 years, I suppose

Woman:
So a beer costs £3 and you have 3 beers a day which puts your spending
each month at £270.
In one year, it would be approximately £3,240 correct?

Man:
Correct

Woman:
If in 1 year you spend £3,240 not accounting for inflation, the past
30 years puts your spending at £97,200 correct?

Man:
Correct

Woman:
Do you know that if you didn't drink so much beer, that money could
have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after
accounting for compound interest for the past 30 years, you could have
now bought a Ferrari?

Man:
Do you drink beer?

Woman:
No

Man:
Then where is your Ferrari?

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Mar 3, 2015 21:41:33   #
PaulPisces Loc: San Francisco
 
PoppaGringo wrote:
Woman:
Do you drink beer?

Man:
Yes

Woman:
How many beers a day?

Man:
Usually about 3

Woman:
How much do you pay per beer?

Man:
£3

Woman:
And how long have you been drinking?

Man:
About 30 years, I suppose

Woman:
So a beer costs £3 and you have 3 beers a day which puts your spending
each month at £270.
In one year, it would be approximately £3,240 correct?

Man:
Correct

Woman:
If in 1 year you spend £3,240 not accounting for inflation, the past
30 years puts your spending at £97,200 correct?

Man:
Correct

Woman:
Do you know that if you didn't drink so much beer, that money could
have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after
accounting for compound interest for the past 30 years, you could have
now bought a Ferrari?

Man:
Do you drink beer?

Woman:
No

Man:
Then where is your Ferrari?
Woman: br Do you drink beer? br br Man: br Ye... (show quote)


:) :) :) :) :) :)

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Mar 3, 2015 21:45:01   #
AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State
 
I actually saved in a similar fashion to buy my car of choice. It was not American, British, Italian nor Bavarian. Just love German engineering!! :-) :-) :-)

PoppaGringo wrote:
Woman:
Do you drink beer?

Man:
Yes

Woman:
How many beers a day?

Man:
Usually about 3

Woman:
How much do you pay per beer?

Man:
£3

Woman:
And how long have you been drinking?

Man:
About 30 years, I suppose

Woman:
So a beer costs £3 and you have 3 beers a day which puts your spending
each month at £270.
In one year, it would be approximately £3,240 correct?

Man:
Correct

Woman:
If in 1 year you spend £3,240 not accounting for inflation, the past
30 years puts your spending at £97,200 correct?

Man:
Correct

Woman:
Do you know that if you didn't drink so much beer, that money could
have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after
accounting for compound interest for the past 30 years, you could have
now bought a Ferrari?

Man:
Do you drink beer?

Woman:
No

Man:
Then where is your Ferrari?
Woman: br Do you drink beer? br br Man: br Ye... (show quote)

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Mar 4, 2015 08:13:37   #
mongo Loc: TEXAS
 
PoppaGringo wrote:
Woman:
Do you drink beer?

Man:
Yes

Woman:
How many beers a day?

Man:
Usually about 3

Woman:
How much do you pay per beer?

Man:
£3

Woman:
And how long have you been drinking?

Man:
About 30 years, I suppose

Woman:
So a beer costs £3 and you have 3 beers a day which puts your spending
each month at £270.
In one year, it would be approximately £3,240 correct?

Man:
Correct

Woman:
If in 1 year you spend £3,240 not accounting for inflation, the past
30 years puts your spending at £97,200 correct?

Man:
Correct

Woman:
Do you know that if you didn't drink so much beer, that money could
have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after
accounting for compound interest for the past 30 years, you could have
now bought a Ferrari?

Man:
Do you drink beer?

Woman:
No

Man:
Then where is your Ferrari?
Woman: br Do you drink beer? br br Man: br Ye... (show quote)

Reply
Mar 4, 2015 08:15:11   #
mongo Loc: TEXAS
 
PoppaGringo wrote:
Woman:
Do you drink beer?

Man:
Yes

Woman:
How many beers a day?

Man:
Usually about 3

Woman:
How much do you pay per beer?

Man:
£3

Woman:
And how long have you been drinking?

Man:
About 30 years, I suppose

Woman:
So a beer costs £3 and you have 3 beers a day which puts your spending
each month at £270.
In one year, it would be approximately £3,240 correct?

Man:
Correct

Woman:
If in 1 year you spend £3,240 not accounting for inflation, the past
30 years puts your spending at £97,200 correct?

Man:
Correct

Woman:
Do you know that if you didn't drink so much beer, that money could
have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after
accounting for compound interest for the past 30 years, you could have
now bought a Ferrari?

Man:
Do you drink beer?

Woman:
No

Man:
Then where is your Ferrari?
Woman: br Do you drink beer? br br Man: br Ye... (show quote)


Funny, but true!

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