iFrank Loc: San Antonio

A banker was nearing retirement and had a bunch of accured time off. He decided to use it up and go some where with his wife, he drove home and saw a police car in his driveway. He parked in the street and went into his house, and thought the cop must be investigating a burglary, so stayed quiet. He heard some noises coming from upstairs and went to see what was going on. Well he caught his wife and the cop in bed together and said I want a divorce, his wife yelled at him you can keep everything, so he sold everything and bought a new Corvette convertible. While driving on the highway with the top down he stepped on the gas pedal and before he knew it he was going 100 MPH, feeling the air in his hair a cop with his red and blue lights was in his rear view mirror. Well he thought I have a fast car and he floored it and left the cop behind, well in short time the cop was behind him again and said through the P.A. pullover. the banker thought what am I doing and quickly pulled over, the cop having a bad day, and getting off his patrol car was talking as he walked up to the corvette, said if you can give a reason to why you sped away, I'll let you go. The banker said " my wife ran off with a policeman and I thought it was you bringing her back to me, the Officer looked at him and said you can go.

bahmer

Funny very funny.