The Party animal died...
Mar 2, 2015 13:50:00 #
Since Elwood left, I have a joke for you all. I just registered here but have been reading most post.
A party guy died and went to hell, the devil greeted him and was dressed in a sport suit, he said welcome home. The guy was in shock and asked satan this doesn't look like hell, satan replied I had the place remodeled and began to show him around, the guy was amazed as he began to relax. Satan asked you like to drink, the guy said yes, satan said Oh on Monday you can have beer, Liquor, moonshine all you can drink. The guy's eyes open up as he smiled, Satan said you do meth or heroine, coke, crack, the guy said yea. On Tuesday
you can have all that. on Wensday it's a combo of Monday and Tuesday, the guy ask and what on Thursday, Satan asks are you gay and the guy says no. Satan says that to bad because Thursday, Friday,Saturday, Sunday are going to be tough on you. Ha ha.
A party guy died and went to hell, the devil greeted him and was dressed in a sport suit, he said welcome home. The guy was in shock and asked satan this doesn't look like hell, satan replied I had the place remodeled and began to show him around, the guy was amazed as he began to relax. Satan asked you like to drink, the guy said yes, satan said Oh on Monday you can have beer, Liquor, moonshine all you can drink. The guy's eyes open up as he smiled, Satan said you do meth or heroine, coke, crack, the guy said yea. On Tuesday
you can have all that. on Wensday it's a combo of Monday and Tuesday, the guy ask and what on Thursday, Satan asks are you gay and the guy says no. Satan says that to bad because Thursday, Friday,Saturday, Sunday are going to be tough on you. Ha ha.
Mar 2, 2015 14:20:11 #
iFrank wrote:
Since Elwood left, I have a joke for you all. I ju... (show quote)
:lol: :lol: :lol: :thumbup: Yep, the end of the week and weekend would be hell. :lol:
Mar 2, 2015 14:25:26 #
iFrank wrote:
Since Elwood left, I have a joke for you all. I ju... (show quote)
:lol: :lol: :lol: :thumbup: Yep, the end of the week and weekend would be hell. :lol:
Mar 2, 2015 14:25:48 #
PoppaGringo wrote:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :thumbup: Yep, the end of the week and weekend would be hell. :lol:
And here I was thinking how the awful beginning of the week would ruin a perfectly happy rest of the week.
:evil: :XD:
Mar 2, 2015 14:34:10 #
PaulPisces wrote:
And here I was thinking how the awful beginning of the week would ruin a perfectly happy rest of the week.
:evil: :XD:
:evil: :XD:
Yep, and how did I know you would be displeased with the beginning of the week? :lol: :lol: :lol:
Mar 2, 2015 14:48:45 #
PoppaGringo wrote:
Yep, and how did I know you would be displeased with the beginning of the week? :lol: :lol: :lol:
LOL. I have partaken of almost all of the intoxicants listed for Monday and Tuesday (and combo on Wednesday!) and have to say that, while their joys may be great, their gift is short, and payback a b***h. To wit, their after-effect would ruin what might be a lovely back-end (excuse the pun) of the week.
Mar 2, 2015 15:56:53 #
PaulPisces wrote:
LOL. I have partaken of almost all of the intoxicants listed for Monday and Tuesday (and combo on Wednesday!) and have to say that, while their joys may be great, their gift is short, and payback a b***h. To wit, their after-effect would ruin what might be a lovely back-end (excuse the pun) of the week.
Well, one can always look forward to the days that are most pleasurable for them.
Mar 3, 2015 09:02:11 #
Mar 3, 2015 14:10:07 #
iFrank wrote:
Since Elwood left, I have a joke for you all. I ju... (show quote)
have you been there?? :thumbup:
Mar 3, 2015 15:19:59 #
badbobby wrote:
have you been there?? :thumbup:
come on its a joke, once you go to hell you stay there.
Mar 3, 2015 15:35:38 #
iFrank wrote:
come on its a joke, once you go to hell you stay there.
you are prolly right frank
and I did know it was a joke
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