Al-ien

THESE REALLY WORK!!

I checked this out on Snopes and it's for real!



AMAZING, SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES:


1. AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY GETTING SOMEONE ELSE TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU CHOP.


2. AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH THE FEMALES ABOUT LIFTING THE TOILET SEAT BY USING THE SINK.


3. FOR HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE SUFFERERS ~ SIMPLY CUT YOURSELF AND BLEED FOR A FEW MINUTES, THUS REDUCING THE PRESSURE ON YOUR VEINS. REMEMBER TO SET A TIMER.


4. A MOUSE TRAP PLACED ON TOP OF YOUR ALARM CLOCK WILL PREVENT YOU FROM ROLLING OVER AND GOING BACK TO SLEEP AFTER YOU HIT THE SNOOZE BUTTON.


5. IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES; THEN YOU'LL BE AFRAID TO COUGH.


6. YOU NEED ONLY TWO TOOLS IN LIFE - WD-40 AND DUCT TAPE. IF IT DOESN'T MOVE AND SHOULD, USE THE WD-40. IF IT SHOULDN'T MOVE AND DOES, USE THE DUCT TAPE.


7. IF YOU CAN'T FIX IT WITH A HAMMER, YOU'VE GOT AN ELECTRICAL PROBLEM.


THOUGHT FOR THE DAY -

SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES - NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN THEY'RE PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS.

Rufus Loc: Deep South

Sounds reasonable to me.

asphaltman

I liked the one on the laxative lmao

BigMike Loc: yerington nv

I learned this one the hard way.

If you need to remove a mustache hair from your toothbrush, don't do it over the toilet!

( seriously! )

alex Loc: michigan now imperial beach californa

yeah if you drop it it makes the brush taste funny

BigMike Loc: yerington nv

That it does! :lol:

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

So, you gave it a 'taste test' after dropping it in the toilet :?: :shock: I would suggest you go to a back-up brush, next time. :wink:

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

Et tu, BigMike :?: :roll: :mrgreen:

Rufus Loc: Deep South

I repackage those brushes and give them out as Christmas presents to liberals.

alex Loc: michigan now imperial beach californa

dam!I knew I was doing something wrong

mongo Loc: TEXAS

LMAO!!! Thanks.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

SEMPER FI

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

Don't be hard too hard on yourself, stink breath. :lol:

boatbob2

When my wife and I get into a tiff,I use her toothbrush to clean the toilet,makes me feel better,everytime I see her brushing her teeth.

Rufus Loc: Deep South

You better hope she doesn't read this.

boatbob2

JUST JOKING...