since our joke supplyer has departed the premises,
I will attempt to supply a little levity
an elderly lady decided to give herself a big treat for her 85th birthday
checking in to a nice hotel ,she wined and dined herself
then tiring she went to bed
checking out the next morning,the desk clerk handed her bill for$ 450.00
she demanded why the bill was so high"i didn't even have breakfast"
the clerk said that $450m00 was the standard rate and
she insisted to see the manager
the manager being forewarned by the clerk,informed
the old girl that the hotel had many very nice amenities
available for use by the patrons
he explained that they had a luxurious swinning pool,
and one of the most popular las vegas shows
:but I didn't use the pool or go to the show"the old dear replied
well the manager countered,they are here and you could have took advantage of them
finally our heroine, giving in wrote a check and handed it to hin
"madam" he exclaimed.:your bill is for $450.00,and this check is for only $50.00
that's correct our lovely old lass replied
"I charged you $400.00 for sleeping with me"
:I did no such thing madam:the manager huffed
:well I was here and you could have:she said and walked out
it don't pay to mess with old folks.
badbobby wrote:
since our joke supplyer has departed the premises,
I will attempt to supply a little levity
an elderly lady decided to give herself a big treat for her 85th birthday
checking in to a nice hotel ,she wined and dined herself
then tiring she went to bed
checking out the next morning,the desk clerk handed her bill for$ 450.00
she demanded why the bill was so high"i didn't even have breakfast"
the clerk said that $450m00 was the standard rate and
she insisted to see the manager
the manager being forewarned by the clerk,informed
the old girl that the hotel had many very nice amenities
available for use by the patrons
he explained that they had a luxurious swinning pool,
and one of the most popular las vegas shows
:but I didn't use the pool or go to the show"the old dear replied
well the manager countered,they are here and you could have took advantage of them
finally our heroine, giving in wrote a check and handed it to hin
"madam" he exclaimed.:your bill is for $450.00,and this check is for only $50.00
that's correct our lovely old lass replied
"I charged you $400.00 for sleeping with me"
:I did no such thing madam:the manager huffed
:well I was here and you could have:she said and walked out
it don't pay to mess with old folks.
since our joke supplyer has departed the premises,... (
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Well, she damn sure didn't bring a knife to a gun-fight!
Good one.
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