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Mar 1, 2015 21:06:57   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
since our joke supplyer has departed the premises,
I will attempt to supply a little levity

an elderly lady decided to give herself a big treat for her 85th birthday
checking in to a nice hotel ,she wined and dined herself
then tiring she went to bed

checking out the next morning,the desk clerk handed her bill for$ 450.00
she demanded why the bill was so high"i didn't even have breakfast"
the clerk said that $450m00 was the standard rate and
she insisted to see the manager
the manager being forewarned by the clerk,informed
the old girl that the hotel had many very nice amenities
available for use by the patrons
he explained that they had a luxurious swinning pool,
and one of the most popular las vegas shows
:but I didn't use the pool or go to the show"the old dear replied
well the manager countered,they are here and you could have took advantage of them
finally our heroine, giving in wrote a check and handed it to hin
"madam" he exclaimed.:your bill is for $450.00,and this check is for only $50.00
that's correct our lovely old lass replied
"I charged you $400.00 for sleeping with me"
:I did no such thing madam:the manager huffed
:well I was here and you could have:she said and walked out
it don't pay to mess with old folks.

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Mar 1, 2015 21:21:14   #
Alicia Loc: NYC
 
badbobby wrote:
since our joke supplyer has departed the premises,
I will attempt to supply a little levity

an elderly lady decided to give herself a big treat for her 85th birthday
checking in to a nice hotel ,she wined and dined herself
then tiring she went to bed

checking out the next morning,the desk clerk handed her bill for$ 450.00
she demanded why the bill was so high"i didn't even have breakfast"
the clerk said that $450m00 was the standard rate and
she insisted to see the manager
the manager being forewarned by the clerk,informed
the old girl that the hotel had many very nice amenities
available for use by the patrons
he explained that they had a luxurious swinning pool,
and one of the most popular las vegas shows
:but I didn't use the pool or go to the show"the old dear replied
well the manager countered,they are here and you could have took advantage of them
finally our heroine, giving in wrote a check and handed it to hin
"madam" he exclaimed.:your bill is for $450.00,and this check is for only $50.00
that's correct our lovely old lass replied
"I charged you $400.00 for sleeping with me"
:I did no such thing madam:the manager huffed
:well I was here and you could have:she said and walked out
it don't pay to mess with old folks.
since our joke supplyer has departed the premises,... (show quote)

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Great story. Thanks.

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Mar 1, 2015 23:01:06   #
Rufus Loc: Deep South
 
badbobby wrote:
since our joke supplyer has departed the premises,
I will attempt to supply a little levity

an elderly lady decided to give herself a big treat for her 85th birthday
checking in to a nice hotel ,she wined and dined herself
then tiring she went to bed

checking out the next morning,the desk clerk handed her bill for$ 450.00
she demanded why the bill was so high"i didn't even have breakfast"
the clerk said that $450m00 was the standard rate and
she insisted to see the manager
the manager being forewarned by the clerk,informed
the old girl that the hotel had many very nice amenities
available for use by the patrons
he explained that they had a luxurious swinning pool,
and one of the most popular las vegas shows
:but I didn't use the pool or go to the show"the old dear replied
well the manager countered,they are here and you could have took advantage of them
finally our heroine, giving in wrote a check and handed it to hin
"madam" he exclaimed.:your bill is for $450.00,and this check is for only $50.00
that's correct our lovely old lass replied
"I charged you $400.00 for sleeping with me"
:I did no such thing madam:the manager huffed
:well I was here and you could have:she said and walked out
it don't pay to mess with old folks.
since our joke supplyer has departed the premises,... (show quote)


:thumbup: :lol: :lol:

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Mar 2, 2015 11:53:48   #
mongo Loc: TEXAS
 
badbobby wrote:
since our joke supplyer has departed the premises,
I will attempt to supply a little levity

an elderly lady decided to give herself a big treat for her 85th birthday
checking in to a nice hotel ,she wined and dined herself
then tiring she went to bed

checking out the next morning,the desk clerk handed her bill for$ 450.00
she demanded why the bill was so high"i didn't even have breakfast"
the clerk said that $450m00 was the standard rate and
she insisted to see the manager
the manager being forewarned by the clerk,informed
the old girl that the hotel had many very nice amenities
available for use by the patrons
he explained that they had a luxurious swinning pool,
and one of the most popular las vegas shows
:but I didn't use the pool or go to the show"the old dear replied
well the manager countered,they are here and you could have took advantage of them
finally our heroine, giving in wrote a check and handed it to hin
"madam" he exclaimed.:your bill is for $450.00,and this check is for only $50.00
that's correct our lovely old lass replied
"I charged you $400.00 for sleeping with me"
:I did no such thing madam:the manager huffed
:well I was here and you could have:she said and walked out
it don't pay to mess with old folks.
since our joke supplyer has departed the premises,... (show quote)


Well, she damn sure didn't bring a knife to a gun-fight!
Good one.

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