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Feb 28, 2015 16:52:15   #
PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
 
The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman.

'You are a disrespectful pig!' she cried. 'How dare you do this to me -- a faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving you. I want a divorce right away!'

The husband replied, 'Hang on just a minute love, so at least I can tell you what happened.'

'Go ahead,' she sobbed,' but they'll be the last words you'll say to me!'

The husband began -- 'Well, I was getting into the car to drive home, and this young lady here asked me for a lift. She looked so down and out and defenseless that I took pity on her and let her into the car.

I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty. She told me that she hadn't eaten for three days.

So, in my compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last night, the ones you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll put on weight. The poor thing devoured them in moments.

Since she needed a good clean-up, I suggested a shower, and while she was doing that, I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes, so I threw them away.

Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the designer jeans that you have had for a few years, but don't wear because you say they are too tight.

I also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary present, which you don't wear because I don't have good taste.

I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that you don't wear just to annoy her, and I also donated those boots you bought at the expensive boutique and don't wear because someone at work has a pair the same.'

The husband took a quick breath and continued - 'She was so grateful for my understanding and help that as I walked her to the door, she turned to me with tears in her eyes and said, Do you have anything else that your wife doesn't use?'



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Feb 28, 2015 17:01:40   #
JMHO Loc: Utah
 
PoppaGringo wrote:
The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman.

'You are a disrespectful pig!' she cried. 'How dare you do this to me -- a faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving you. I want a divorce right away!'

The husband replied, 'Hang on just a minute love, so at least I can tell you what happened.'

'Go ahead,' she sobbed,' but they'll be the last words you'll say to me!'

The husband began -- 'Well, I was getting into the car to drive home, and this young lady here asked me for a lift. She looked so down and out and defenseless that I took pity on her and let her into the car.

I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty. She told me that she hadn't eaten for three days.

So, in my compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last night, the ones you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll put on weight. The poor thing devoured them in moments.

Since she needed a good clean-up, I suggested a shower, and while she was doing that, I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes, so I threw them away.

Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the designer jeans that you have had for a few years, but don't wear because you say they are too tight.

I also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary present, which you don't wear because I don't have good taste.

I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that you don't wear just to annoy her, and I also donated those boots you bought at the expensive boutique and don't wear because someone at work has a pair the same.'

The husband took a quick breath and continued - 'She was so grateful for my understanding and help that as I walked her to the door, she turned to me with tears in her eyes and said, Do you have anything else that your wife doesn't use?'



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The wife came home early and found her husband in ... (show quote)


:thumbup:

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Feb 28, 2015 17:05:58   #
mongo Loc: TEXAS
 
PoppaGringo wrote:
The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman.

'You are a disrespectful pig!' she cried. 'How dare you do this to me -- a faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving you. I want a divorce right away!'

The husband replied, 'Hang on just a minute love, so at least I can tell you what happened.'

'Go ahead,' she sobbed,' but they'll be the last words you'll say to me!'

The husband began -- 'Well, I was getting into the car to drive home, and this young lady here asked me for a lift. She looked so down and out and defenseless that I took pity on her and let her into the car.

I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty. She told me that she hadn't eaten for three days.

So, in my compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last night, the ones you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll put on weight. The poor thing devoured them in moments.

Since she needed a good clean-up, I suggested a shower, and while she was doing that, I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes, so I threw them away.

Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the designer jeans that you have had for a few years, but don't wear because you say they are too tight.

I also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary present, which you don't wear because I don't have good taste.

I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that you don't wear just to annoy her, and I also donated those boots you bought at the expensive boutique and don't wear because someone at work has a pair the same.'

The husband took a quick breath and continued - 'She was so grateful for my understanding and help that as I walked her to the door, she turned to me with tears in her eyes and said, Do you have anything else that your wife doesn't use?'



My thanks to Alex for this.
The wife came home early and found her husband in ... (show quote)


Excellent!

:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

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Feb 28, 2015 17:06:11   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
PoppaGringo wrote:
The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman.

'You are a disrespectful pig!' she cried. 'How dare you do this to me -- a faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving you. I want a divorce right away!'

The husband replied, 'Hang on just a minute love, so at least I can tell you what happened.'

'Go ahead,' she sobbed,' but they'll be the last words you'll say to me!'

The husband began -- 'Well, I was getting into the car to drive home, and this young lady here asked me for a lift. She looked so down and out and defenseless that I took pity on her and let her into the car.

I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty. She told me that she hadn't eaten for three days.

So, in my compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last night, the ones you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll put on weight. The poor thing devoured them in moments.

Since she needed a good clean-up, I suggested a shower, and while she was doing that, I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes, so I threw them away.

Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the designer jeans that you have had for a few years, but don't wear because you say they are too tight.

I also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary present, which you don't wear because I don't have good taste.

I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that you don't wear just to annoy her, and I also donated those boots you bought at the expensive boutique and don't wear because someone at work has a pair the same.'

The husband took a quick breath and continued - 'She was so grateful for my understanding and help that as I walked her to the door, she turned to me with tears in her eyes and said, Do you have anything else that your wife doesn't use?'



My thanks to Alex for this.
The wife came home early and found her husband in ... (show quote)


Yeah, I'll bet that got his wife's sympathy and understanding. :lol:

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Feb 28, 2015 17:11:46   #
Hemiman Loc: Communist California
 
PoppaGringo wrote:
The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman.

'You are a disrespectful pig!' she cried. 'How dare you do this to me -- a faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving you. I want a divorce right away!'

The husband replied, 'Hang on just a minute love, so at least I can tell you what happened.'

'Go ahead,' she sobbed,' but they'll be the last words you'll say to me!'

The husband began -- 'Well, I was getting into the car to drive home, and this young lady here asked me for a lift. She looked so down and out and defenseless that I took pity on her and let her into the car.

I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty. She told me that she hadn't eaten for three days.

So, in my compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last night, the ones you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll put on weight. The poor thing devoured them in moments.

Since she needed a good clean-up, I suggested a shower, and while she was doing that, I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes, so I threw them away.

Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the designer jeans that you have had for a few years, but don't wear because you say they are too tight.

I also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary present, which you don't wear because I don't have good taste.

I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that you don't wear just to annoy her, and I also donated those boots you bought at the expensive boutique and don't wear because someone at work has a pair the same.'

The husband took a quick breath and continued - 'She was so grateful for my understanding and help that as I walked her to the door, she turned to me with tears in her eyes and said, Do you have anything else that your wife doesn't use?'



My thanks to Alex for this.
The wife came home early and found her husband in ... (show quote)


So what did she say?

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Feb 28, 2015 17:14:07   #
mongo Loc: TEXAS
 
Hemiman wrote:
So what did she say?


Hemiman, you are one sick puppy. She forgave him of course!

:shock: :lol: :lol:

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Feb 28, 2015 17:27:50   #
Hemiman Loc: Communist California
 
mongo wrote:
Hemiman, you are one sick puppy. She forgave him of course!

:shock: :lol: :lol:

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Yea,but what about the question about anything else his wife doesn't use???

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Feb 28, 2015 17:31:54   #
mongo Loc: TEXAS
 
Hemiman wrote:
Yea,but what about the question about anything else his wife doesn't use???


:shock:

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Mar 1, 2015 10:59:43   #
bahmer
 
PoppaGringo wrote:
The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman.

'You are a disrespectful pig!' she cried. 'How dare you do this to me -- a faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving you. I want a divorce right away!'

The husband replied, 'Hang on just a minute love, so at least I can tell you what happened.'

'Go ahead,' she sobbed,' but they'll be the last words you'll say to me!'

The husband began -- 'Well, I was getting into the car to drive home, and this young lady here asked me for a lift. She looked so down and out and defenseless that I took pity on her and let her into the car.

I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty. She told me that she hadn't eaten for three days.

So, in my compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last night, the ones you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll put on weight. The poor thing devoured them in moments.

Since she needed a good clean-up, I suggested a shower, and while she was doing that, I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes, so I threw them away.

Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the designer jeans that you have had for a few years, but don't wear because you say they are too tight.

I also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary present, which you don't wear because I don't have good taste.

I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that you don't wear just to annoy her, and I also donated those boots you bought at the expensive boutique and don't wear because someone at work has a pair the same.'

The husband took a quick breath and continued - 'She was so grateful for my understanding and help that as I walked her to the door, she turned to me with tears in her eyes and said, Do you have anything else that your wife doesn't use?'



My thanks to Alex for this.
The wife came home early and found her husband in ... (show quote)


Excellent

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Mar 1, 2015 12:41:29   #
boatbob2
 
He was using the thing that his wife doesn't use,,,,,USE YOUR HEAD !!!

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Mar 1, 2015 16:32:01   #
Hemiman Loc: Communist California
 
boatbob2 wrote:
He was using the thing that his wife doesn't use,,,,,USE YOUR HEAD !!!


Thing??

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Mar 1, 2015 16:41:44   #
boatbob2
 
HIS COCK !!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Mar 1, 2015 16:44:06   #
Hemiman Loc: Communist California
 
boatbob2 wrote:
HIS COCK !!!!!!!!!!!!!


Oh

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Mar 1, 2015 18:23:18   #
PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
 
boatbob2 wrote:
HIS COCK !!!!!!!!!!!!!


Oh, he has a rooster?

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Mar 1, 2015 19:19:37   #
mongo Loc: TEXAS
 
PoppaGringo wrote:
Oh, he has a rooster?


Ha, ha, ha... A Rhode Island Red named "Foghorn Leghorn"!

:shock: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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