Mom8052 Loc: Lost in the mountains of New Mexico

I will just let you read and decide for yourself.

> Subject: Nudist Colony--

> > A retired man joins a very exclusive nudist
> colony >

> > On his first day there, he takes off his clothes and
> starts to wander around .

> > A gorgeous petite blonde walks by, and the man
> immediately gets an erection.

> > The woman notices his erection, comes over to him and
> says, 'Did you call for me?'

> > The man replies, 'No, what do you mean?'

> > She says, 'You must be new here. Let me explain.
> It's a rule here

> > that if you get an erection, it implies you called for
> me.'

> > Smiling, she leads him to the side of the swimming
> pool, lies down on a towel,

> > eagerly pulls him to her and happily lets him have his
> way with her.

> > The man continues to explore the colony's
> facilities. He enters the sauna and,

> > as he sits down, he farts...

> > Within minutes, a huge, hairy man lumbers out of the
> steam-room toward him,

> > 'Did you call for me?' says the hairy
> man.'No, what do you mean?' says the newcomer.

> > You must be new,' says the hairy man, 'it's
> a rule that if you fart,

> > it implies that you called for me.' The huge man
> easily spins him around,

> > bends him over a bench and has his way with him.

> > The newcomer staggers back to the colony office,

> > where he is greeted by the smiling, naked receptionist,
> 'May I help you?' she says.

> > The man yells, 'Here's my membership card. You
> can have the key back

> > and you can keep the $500 membership fee.

> > 'But, Sir,' she replies, 'you've only
> been here for a few hours.

> > You haven't had the chance to see all our
> facilities.'

> > The man replies, 'Listen lady, I'm 70 years
> old.

> > I only get an erection once a month. I fart 15 times a
> day!!'

JMHO Loc: Utah

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :XD:

skott Loc: Bama

ROFL

PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.

Oh my goodness mom, you hit the jackpot with that one. :lol: :oops: :thumbup:

Mom8052 Loc: Lost in the mountains of New Mexico

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You have my husband to thank for it, I will keep them coming. ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-)

bahmer

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alabuck Loc: Tennessee

Too funny! :thumbup: :thumbup:

badbobby Loc: texas

crude
but I laughed any how
lmao

Al-ien

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Mom8052 Loc: Lost in the mountains of New Mexico

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Couldn't help yourself, could you. Curiosity got the better of you, uh? :wink: