Elwood Loc: Florida

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Subject: C O I N C I D E N C E.


Definition of the word "coincidence".

A chicken farmer went to the local bar ....He sat next to a woman and ordered champagne.

The woman said:" How strange, I also just ordered a glass of champagne".

" What a coincidence " - said the farmer, who added: " It is a special day for me .... I'm celebrating"

" It is a special day for me too, I am also celebrating!" said the woman.

"What a coincidence" said the farmer.

While they toasted, the man asked: " What are you celebrating?"

" My husband and I are trying to have a child for years, and today, my gynecologist told me that I was pregnant".

"What a coincidence!" said the man. " I'm a chicken farmer and for years all my hens were infertile, but now they are all set to lay fertilized eggs. "

"This is awesome" said the woman. " What did you do for your chickens to become fertile?"

" I used a different rooster " the farmer said.

The woman smiled and said: "What a coincidence"

Xavier Reign

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Elwood Loc: Florida

Thanks. :lol: :lol:

Xavier Reign

I am still laughing

Elwood Loc: Florida

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PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.

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mongo Loc: TEXAS

[quote=Elwood]Going the e-mail rounds. :lol: :lol:


Subject: C O I N C I D E N C E.


Good one Elwood.

:lol: :lol: :lol: ;)

SEMPER FI

BearK Loc: TN

Coincidence appears to be the 'father' of success!

Zeno Loc: Omaha NE

It is no coincidence that this is a funny story. Thanks.

badbobby Loc: texas

when in doubt get another progenitor

Xavier Reign

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