A woman got a call from the supermarket asking her to come claim her purse, which she left there. When she shows up, they take her to a back room. There is her purse, and all of it's contents spread out on a table. When she asks why her stuff is all over the place and not in her purse the manager replies... We had to dig around to find your ID, so we could contact you. When we tried to put everything back, it wouldn't fit. Could you please show us how you did it?
That my dear friend is a woman thing. You can NEVER figure it out.