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Feb 23, 2015 18:06:15   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
since Obama has been in office
we are treated as mushrooms
kept in the dark and fed lotsa crap

all Clinton bashers please ease up
he only had sex with a whitehouse aid
where Obama has screwed us all

a fireman was washing his truck outsde the station

when he noticed a little girl nearby.
she had a little red wagon with ladders on the sides,
and a garden hose coiled in the middle
she was wearing a firemans helmet
the girl had the wagon tied to a dogs collar
and also tied to a cats testicles
hey pardner ,the fireman said
im not telling you how to run your rig
but you could go faster if you tied the cats collar to the wagon too,instead of where its at
thinking that over ,the girl replied
you are probably right mister
but then I wouldn't have a siren

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Feb 23, 2015 18:41:29   #
PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
 
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: I especially liked the last (3rd) one. Top drawer. :thumbup:

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Feb 23, 2015 19:00:19   #
okie don
 
Dummy, every emergency vehicle needs a siren

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Feb 23, 2015 19:27:25   #
PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
 
okie don wrote:
Dummy, every emergency vehicle needs a siren


You are quite right. Apparently the owners and operators of said vehicles get to choose their own version of a siren, at least in this instance. :roll: :P

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Feb 23, 2015 20:02:04   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
PoppaGringo wrote:
You are quite right. Apparently the owners and operators of said vehicles get to choose their own version of a siren, at least in this instance. :roll: :P


I bet it was loud,anyhow

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Feb 23, 2015 20:05:37   #
okie don
 
I'd heard that joke years ago PoppaGringo. It is funny...

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Feb 23, 2015 20:14:25   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
okie don wrote:
I'd heard that joke years ago PoppaGringo. It is funny...


okie I take it you are an Oklahoman
very good place to be from
far from

only kidding

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Feb 23, 2015 20:19:40   #
okie don
 
Bobby, At 76+,I'm nestled in NE Okla in the Ozark mountains, in my 'man cave', nestled in the middle of 4 lakes with ,2 deer feeders running away from the Rat Race I existed in for 35 years. ( feeding my birds)
Not too shabby' friend (:-

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Feb 23, 2015 20:21:08   #
okie don
 
I do wander into Tulsa, to the 'Woman House' once a month for routine 'honey Do's... Lol's

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Feb 23, 2015 20:41:01   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
okie don wrote:
Bobby, At 76+,I'm nestled in NE Okla in the Ozark mountains, in my 'man cave', nestled in the middle of 4 lakes with ,2 deer feeders running away from the Rat Race I existed in for 35 years. ( feeding my birds)
Not too shabby' friend (:-


not shabby at all okie
I kept a lot and a trailer house on lake fork in texas for years after my retirement
I must say the grandest years of my long life
as most oppers know
im 88

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Feb 23, 2015 21:06:23   #
the waker Loc: 11th freest nation
 
badbobby wrote:
not shabby at all okie
I kept a lot and a trailer house on lake fork in texas for years after my retirement
I must say the grandest years of my long life
as most oppers know
im 88


It might be old to some, but new to me,I was in need of a good joke and that was pretty funny, thanks :thumbup:

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Feb 23, 2015 22:39:20   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
the waker wrote:
It might be old to some, but new to me,I was in need of a good joke and that was pretty funny, thanks :thumbup:


thank you waker

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Feb 23, 2015 22:45:44   #
the waker Loc: 11th freest nation
 
badbobby wrote:
thank you waker


:thumbup:

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Feb 24, 2015 07:22:33   #
jaydee
 
badbobby wrote:
since Obama has been in office
we are treated as mushrooms
kept in the dark and fed lotsa crap

all Clinton bashers please ease up
he only had sex with a whitehouse aid
where Obama has screwed us all

a fireman was washing his truck outsde the station


Now that was a goodie
when he noticed a little girl nearby.
she had a little red wagon with ladders on the sides,
and a garden hose coiled in the middle
she was wearing a firemans helmet
the girl had the wagon tied to a dogs collar
and also tied to a cats testicles
hey pardner ,the fireman said
im not telling you how to run your rig
but you could go faster if you tied the cats collar to the wagon too,instead of where its at
thinking that over ,the girl replied
you are probably right mister
but then I wouldn't have a siren
since Obama has been in office br we are treated a... (show quote)

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Feb 24, 2015 08:50:47   #
no propaganda please Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun
 
PoppaGringo wrote:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: I especially liked the last (3rd) one. Top drawer. :thumbup:


:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

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