Very brave man jokes
Feb 22, 2015 19:52:37 #
Going the e-mail rounds. :lol: :lol:
VERY BRAVE MAN JOKES
1 -How do you turn a fox into an elephant?
Marry It!
2 -What is the difference between a battery and a woman?
A battery has a positive side.
3 - Why is the space between a woman's breasts and her hips called a waist?
Because you could easily fit another pair of tits in there..
4 - How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good?
Put a nipple on it.
5 - Why do women f**e orgasms ?
Because they think men care.
6 - If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nag at you, what have you done wrong?
Made her chain too long
7 - Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.
8 - Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It's one of those 'evolutionary things' that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
9 - Why do men pass gas more than women?
Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure.
10 - If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first ?
The dog, of course; He'll shut up once you let him in.
11 - Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%.
It's called a Wedding Cake.
12 - Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.
Send this to a few good men who need a laugh and to the select few women who don't own a gun.
VERY BRAVE MAN JOKES
1 -How do you turn a fox into an elephant?
Marry It!
2 -What is the difference between a battery and a woman?
A battery has a positive side.
3 - Why is the space between a woman's breasts and her hips called a waist?
Because you could easily fit another pair of tits in there..
4 - How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good?
Put a nipple on it.
5 - Why do women f**e orgasms ?
Because they think men care.
6 - If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nag at you, what have you done wrong?
Made her chain too long
7 - Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.
8 - Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It's one of those 'evolutionary things' that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
9 - Why do men pass gas more than women?
Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure.
10 - If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first ?
The dog, of course; He'll shut up once you let him in.
11 - Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%.
It's called a Wedding Cake.
12 - Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.
Send this to a few good men who need a laugh and to the select few women who don't own a gun.
Feb 22, 2015 20:00:48 #
Elwood wrote:
Going the e-mail rounds. :lol: :lol: br br VERY... (show quote)
As I have opined previously, my first mistake was letting my wife wear shoes. My second was buying her a gun.
Feb 22, 2015 20:18:01 #
Loki wrote:
As I have opined previously, my first mistake was letting my wife wear shoes. My second was buying her a gun.
UncleE had little choice. I bought my own shoes and gun. :idea: :idea: 8-) :lol:
Feb 22, 2015 20:19:23 #
Elwood wrote:
Going the e-mail rounds. :lol: :lol: br br VERY... (show quote)
For your twelve, there are probably QUADTRUBLE that number I could post on men. :idea: :idea: :idea: :mrgreen: :-D
Feb 22, 2015 20:31:51 #
But are they "funny"?????
AuntiE wrote:
For your twelve, there are probably QUADTRUBLE that number I could post on men. :idea: :idea: :idea: :mrgreen: :-D
Feb 22, 2015 20:33:51 #
In the beginning,, god made the heavens and earth,,, then he rested,,,
Then he made the sun and stars,,, and made the light day, and the dark night,,,, then he rested...
Then he made man, and all the fish and beasts of the world, the seas, and the skies above,,, and then he rested,,,
Then he made woman,,, and no one has rested since...
Then he made the sun and stars,,, and made the light day, and the dark night,,,, then he rested...
Then he made man, and all the fish and beasts of the world, the seas, and the skies above,,, and then he rested,,,
Then he made woman,,, and no one has rested since...
Elwood wrote:
Going the e-mail rounds. :lol: :lol: br br VERY... (show quote)
Feb 22, 2015 20:38:26 #
Loki wrote:
As I have opined previously, my first mistake was letting my wife wear shoes. My second was buying her a gun.
:lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup: :shock:
Feb 22, 2015 20:39:40 #
AuntiE wrote:
For your twelve, there are probably QUADTRUBLE that number I could post on men. :idea: :idea: :idea: :mrgreen: :-D
:lol: :lol: Go for it , let us see them. :roll:
Feb 22, 2015 20:40:21 #
Ve'hoe wrote:
In the beginning,, god made the heavens and earth,,, then he rested,,,
Then he made the sun and stars,,, and made the light day, and the dark night,,,, then he rested...
Then he made man, and all the fish and beasts of the world, the seas, and the skies above,,, and then he rested,,,
Then he made woman,,, and no one has rested since...
Then he made the sun and stars,,, and made the light day, and the dark night,,,, then he rested...
Then he made man, and all the fish and beasts of the world, the seas, and the skies above,,, and then he rested,,,
Then he made woman,,, and no one has rested since...
:lol: :lol: Sad but true. :mrgreen:
Feb 22, 2015 20:46:02 #
Ve'hoe wrote:
But are they "funny"?????
I found most of them amusing. :-D
Feb 22, 2015 20:48:54 #
Elwood wrote:
:lol: :lol: Go for it , let us see them. :roll:
My dear Elwood (excuse the extreme personal endearment), I have far to much dignity for such frivolities. :lol: :roll: :lol: :roll: I choose to post an occasional swipe at the weaker (mentally/men) sex. :idea: :mrgreen: :-D
Feb 22, 2015 20:48:57 #
13- How do you know your girl friend is getting fat.
She fits into your wife's clothes.
She fits into your wife's clothes.
Feb 22, 2015 21:09:07 #
HOLY CRAP BATMAN!!!!!! This is going to get me in a lot of trouble. :shock: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Feb 22, 2015 21:20:17 #
Ahh,,, that is like telling a joke and not telling the punch line...
Bad Form,,,
Bad Form,,,
AuntiE wrote:
I found most of them amusing. :-D
Feb 22, 2015 21:40:16 #
You boys are very naughty. That back rub, cookies, good eats you so enjoy......hmmm, you might be doing those for yourself. (Just kidding) LOL
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