Another blonde joke
Feb 22, 2015 19:50:02 #
Going the e-mail rounds. :lol: :lol:
Fwd: A blonde joke.
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Graham Thirk**l
2:22 PM (5 hours ago)
to Emma
Graham Thirk**l/098
graham.thirk**l1@btinternet.com
Begin forwarded message:
Seen it before, but still funny.
A PLANE HAS JUST TAKEN OFF AND IS ON ITS WAY TO CHICAGO WHEN A RATHER BEAUTIFUL
BLONDE IN ECONOMY CLASS GETS UP, AND
WALKS FORWARD TO THE FIRST CLASS SECTION AND SITS DOWN.
THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT SEES HER DO THIS,
AND ASKS TO SEE HER TICKET.
SHE THEN TELLS THE BLONDE THAT THIS TICKET IS FOR ECONOMY CLASS, AND THAT SHE WILL HAVE TO GO BACK AND SIT IN HER ORIGINAL SEAT.
THE BLONDE REPLIES, "I'M BLONDE, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M GOING TO CHICAGO AND I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE."
THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT GOES TO THE COCKPIT
AND TELLS THE PILOT AND THE CO-PILOT THAT
THERE IS A BLONDE BIMBO SITTING IN FIRST CLASS WHO BELONGS IN ECONOMY, BUT WON'T MOVE BACK TO HER SEAT.
THE CO-PILOT GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND TRIES TO EXPLAIN THAT BECAUSE SHE ONLY PAID FOR ECONOMY SHE WILL HAVE TO LEAVE AND RETURN TO HER SEAT.
THE BLONDE REPLIES, "THERE'S NO REASON FOR ME TO MOVE .. I'M BLONDE, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M GOING TO CHICAGO AND I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE."
THE CO-PILOT TELLS THE PILOT THAT HE
PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE THE POLICE WAITING
WHEN THEY LAND TO ARREST THIS BLONDE
WHO WON'T LISTEN TO REASON.
THE PILOT SAYS, "YOU SAY SHE'S A BLONDE?
I CAN HANDLE THIS .. I'M MARRIED TO A BLONDE."
YOU MIGHT SAY I 'SPEAK BLONDE'."
THE CAPTAIN GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND WHISPERS IN HER EAR, AND, STARTLED, SHE SAYS, "OH, I'M SO SORRY."
SHE GETS UP AND GOES BACK TO HER SEAT
IN ECONOMY.
THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT AND CO-PILOT ARE
AWE-STRUCK AND ASKED HIM WHAT IN THE WORLD HE SAID TO MAKE HER MOVE WITHOUT
ANY FURTHER FUSS.
"I SIMPLY TOLD HER,
"FIRST CLASS ISN'T GOING TO CHICAGO."
Fwd: A blonde joke.
Inbox
x
Graham Thirk**l
2:22 PM (5 hours ago)
to Emma
Graham Thirk**l/098
graham.thirk**l1@btinternet.com
Begin forwarded message:
Seen it before, but still funny.
A PLANE HAS JUST TAKEN OFF AND IS ON ITS WAY TO CHICAGO WHEN A RATHER BEAUTIFUL
BLONDE IN ECONOMY CLASS GETS UP, AND
WALKS FORWARD TO THE FIRST CLASS SECTION AND SITS DOWN.
THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT SEES HER DO THIS,
AND ASKS TO SEE HER TICKET.
SHE THEN TELLS THE BLONDE THAT THIS TICKET IS FOR ECONOMY CLASS, AND THAT SHE WILL HAVE TO GO BACK AND SIT IN HER ORIGINAL SEAT.
THE BLONDE REPLIES, "I'M BLONDE, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M GOING TO CHICAGO AND I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE."
THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT GOES TO THE COCKPIT
AND TELLS THE PILOT AND THE CO-PILOT THAT
THERE IS A BLONDE BIMBO SITTING IN FIRST CLASS WHO BELONGS IN ECONOMY, BUT WON'T MOVE BACK TO HER SEAT.
THE CO-PILOT GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND TRIES TO EXPLAIN THAT BECAUSE SHE ONLY PAID FOR ECONOMY SHE WILL HAVE TO LEAVE AND RETURN TO HER SEAT.
THE BLONDE REPLIES, "THERE'S NO REASON FOR ME TO MOVE .. I'M BLONDE, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M GOING TO CHICAGO AND I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE."
THE CO-PILOT TELLS THE PILOT THAT HE
PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE THE POLICE WAITING
WHEN THEY LAND TO ARREST THIS BLONDE
WHO WON'T LISTEN TO REASON.
THE PILOT SAYS, "YOU SAY SHE'S A BLONDE?
I CAN HANDLE THIS .. I'M MARRIED TO A BLONDE."
YOU MIGHT SAY I 'SPEAK BLONDE'."
THE CAPTAIN GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND WHISPERS IN HER EAR, AND, STARTLED, SHE SAYS, "OH, I'M SO SORRY."
SHE GETS UP AND GOES BACK TO HER SEAT
IN ECONOMY.
THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT AND CO-PILOT ARE
AWE-STRUCK AND ASKED HIM WHAT IN THE WORLD HE SAID TO MAKE HER MOVE WITHOUT
ANY FURTHER FUSS.
"I SIMPLY TOLD HER,
"FIRST CLASS ISN'T GOING TO CHICAGO."
Feb 23, 2015 09:05:23 #
Great way to start my day! Thank you! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
Feb 23, 2015 09:09:08 #
Feb 23, 2015 12:11:27 #
Feb 23, 2015 14:56:59 #
Tasine wrote:
Great way to start my day! Thank you! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
My pleasure. :-D
Feb 23, 2015 14:57:24 #
Feb 23, 2015 14:57:35 #
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