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For all you retirees everywhere
Feb 21, 2015 23:25:21   #
Elwood Loc: Florida
 
Going the e-mail rounds. :lol: :lol:

For all you retirees everywhere.


Four old retired men are walking down a street in Yuma, Arizona. They turn a corner and see a sign that says, "Old Timers Bar - ALL drinks 10 cents."

They look at each other and then go in, thinking this is too good to be true.

The old bartender says in a voice that carries across the room, "Come on in and let me pour one for you!

What'll it be, gentlemen?" There's a fully stocked bar, so each of the men orders a martini.

In no time the bartender serves up four iced martinis shaken, not stirred and says, "That's 10 cents each, please."

The four guys stare at the bartender for a moment, then at each other. They can't believe their good luck. They pay the 40 cents, finish their martinis, and order another round. Again, four excellent martinis are produced, with the bartender again saying, �That�s 40 cents, please."

They pay the 40 cents, but their curiosity gets the better of them. They've each had two martinis and haven't even spent a dollar yet.

Finally one of them says, "How can you afford to serve martinis as good as these for a dime apiece?"

"I'm a retired tailor from Phoenix," the bartender says, "and I always wanted to own a bar. Last year I hit the Lottery Jackpot for $125 million and decided to open this place. Every drink costs a dime. Wine, liquor, beer it's all the same."

"Wow! That's some story!" one of the men says.

As the four of them sip at their martinis, they can't help noticing seven other people at the end of the bar who don't have any drinks in front of them and haven't ordered anything the whole time they've been there.

Nodding at the seven at the end of the bar, one of the men asks the Bartender, "What's with them?"

The bartender says, "They're retired people from Florida. They're waiting for Happy Hour when drinks are half-price, plus they all have coupons."

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Feb 21, 2015 23:39:20   #
AuntiE Loc: 46th Least Free State
 
Elwood wrote:
Going the e-mail rounds. :lol: :lol:

For all you retirees everywhere.


Four old retired men are walking down a street in Yuma, Arizona. They turn a corner and see a sign that says, "Old Timers Bar - ALL drinks 10 cents."

They look at each other and then go in, thinking this is too good to be true.

The old bartender says in a voice that carries across the room, "Come on in and let me pour one for you!

What'll it be, gentlemen?" There's a fully stocked bar, so each of the men orders a martini.

In no time the bartender serves up four iced martinis shaken, not stirred and says, "That's 10 cents each, please."

The four guys stare at the bartender for a moment, then at each other. They can't believe their good luck. They pay the 40 cents, finish their martinis, and order another round. Again, four excellent martinis are produced, with the bartender again saying, �That�s 40 cents, please."

They pay the 40 cents, but their curiosity gets the better of them. They've each had two martinis and haven't even spent a dollar yet.

Finally one of them says, "How can you afford to serve martinis as good as these for a dime apiece?"

"I'm a retired tailor from Phoenix," the bartender says, "and I always wanted to own a bar. Last year I hit the Lottery Jackpot for $125 million and decided to open this place. Every drink costs a dime. Wine, liquor, beer it's all the same."

"Wow! That's some story!" one of the men says.

As the four of them sip at their martinis, they can't help noticing seven other people at the end of the bar who don't have any drinks in front of them and haven't ordered anything the whole time they've been there.

Nodding at the seven at the end of the bar, one of the men asks the Bartender, "What's with them?"

The bartender says, "They're retired people from Florida. They're waiting for Happy Hour when drinks are half-price, plus they all have coupons."
Going the e-mail rounds. :lol: :lol: br br For... (show quote)


I would like a G & T with lime, please.

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Feb 21, 2015 23:40:16   #
Elwood Loc: Florida
 
AuntiE wrote:
I would like a G & T with lime, please.


:lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup:

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Feb 21, 2015 23:45:29   #
AuntiE Loc: 46th Least Free State
 
Elwood wrote:
:lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup:


At ten cents per drink, please make it Bafferts Gin. :idea: :-D

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Feb 21, 2015 23:55:27   #
Elwood Loc: Florida
 
AuntiE wrote:
At ten cents per drink, please make it Bafferts Gin. :idea: :-D


:lol: :lol:

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Feb 22, 2015 12:41:48   #
Ve'hoe
 
HAHAHAHAHHHA!!!!!


I once saw a T-shirt that I thought about getting my father,,,

"Retired Military,,, Knows Everything,,, and has all the time in the world to tell you about it!"

I didnt think "he" would get the joke....


Elwood wrote:
Going the e-mail rounds. :lol: :lol:

For all you retirees everywhere.


Four old retired men are walking down a street in Yuma, Arizona. They turn a corner and see a sign that says, "Old Timers Bar - ALL drinks 10 cents."

They look at each other and then go in, thinking this is too good to be true.

The old bartender says in a voice that carries across the room, "Come on in and let me pour one for you!

What'll it be, gentlemen?" There's a fully stocked bar, so each of the men orders a martini.

In no time the bartender serves up four iced martinis shaken, not stirred and says, "That's 10 cents each, please."

The four guys stare at the bartender for a moment, then at each other. They can't believe their good luck. They pay the 40 cents, finish their martinis, and order another round. Again, four excellent martinis are produced, with the bartender again saying, �That�s 40 cents, please."

They pay the 40 cents, but their curiosity gets the better of them. They've each had two martinis and haven't even spent a dollar yet.

Finally one of them says, "How can you afford to serve martinis as good as these for a dime apiece?"

"I'm a retired tailor from Phoenix," the bartender says, "and I always wanted to own a bar. Last year I hit the Lottery Jackpot for $125 million and decided to open this place. Every drink costs a dime. Wine, liquor, beer it's all the same."

"Wow! That's some story!" one of the men says.

As the four of them sip at their martinis, they can't help noticing seven other people at the end of the bar who don't have any drinks in front of them and haven't ordered anything the whole time they've been there.

Nodding at the seven at the end of the bar, one of the men asks the Bartender, "What's with them?"

The bartender says, "They're retired people from Florida. They're waiting for Happy Hour when drinks are half-price, plus they all have coupons."
Going the e-mail rounds. :lol: :lol: br br For... (show quote)

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Feb 22, 2015 14:17:52   #
Elwood Loc: Florida
 
Ve'hoe wrote:
HAHAHAHAHHHA!!!!!


I once saw a T-shirt that I thought about getting my father,,,

"Retired Military,,, Knows Everything,,, and has all the time in the world to tell you about it!"

I didnt think "he" would get the joke....


:lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup:

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Feb 22, 2015 22:38:13   #
old roughneck
 
Bring on the bud. For that price I could drink all night.
Better than McDonalds senior citizen drink.

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Feb 22, 2015 22:39:42   #
Elwood Loc: Florida
 
old roughneck wrote:
Bring on the bud. For that price I could drink all night.
Better than McDonalds senior citizen drink.


:lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup:

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Feb 24, 2015 06:18:46   #
She Wolf Loc: Currently Georgia
 
Ve'hoe wrote:
HAHAHAHAHHHA!!!!!


I once saw a T-shirt that I thought about getting my father,,,

"Retired Military,,, Knows Everything,,, and has all the time in the world to tell you about it!"

I didn't think "he" would get the joke....


My daughter bought a T-shirt for my father which read:

You can always tell a German...But you can't tell him much..

I thought he would be a little angry but he loved that shirt. Wore it everywhere casual wear was acceptable.

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Feb 24, 2015 06:24:46   #
Ve'hoe
 
HHAHAHHAHAHAAAA

That is true too!!!

She Wolf wrote:
My daughter bought a T-shirt for my father which read:

You can always tell a German...But you can't tell him much..

I thought he would be a little angry but he loved that shirt. Wore it everywhere casual wear was acceptable.

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