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Feb 15, 2015 05:36:39   #
RockKnutne Loc: Valhöll
 
Al-ien wrote:
For your information, Rock, I was informed by Rod Riddle that she is a woman. Go figure, Lib's can't even hide behind their camouf**ge.


Confusion is no reason for alarm Al, we all can get a little turned around from time-to-time. Rod was just turned inside out, it might take a bit longer for him to find his center again?

:shock: :shock: :shock: :wink:

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Feb 15, 2015 08:16:27   #
no propaganda please Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun
 
RockKnutne wrote:
Not yet, I can't burgle the liquor store until after they close. A guy could get shot helping himself any other time.

:shock: :shock: :shock: :wink: :lol: :lol: :lol:


Then just be careful. They won't let you have OPP in jail!

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Feb 15, 2015 13:20:56   #
RockKnutne Loc: Valhöll
 
no propaganda please wrote:
Then just be careful. They won't let you have OPP in jail!


Not a problem, when I'm not on here I'm a card carrying ninja and I can knock off three sometimes four liquor stores every night.

I thought OPP was a penal farm mostly. I mean with all the liberal peckerheads on here, I just assumed?

:wink: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Feb 15, 2015 13:40:15   #
PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
 
RockKnutne wrote:
Not a problem, when I'm not on here I'm a card carrying ninja and I can knock off three sometimes four liquor stores every night.

I thought OPP was a penal farm mostly. I mean with all the liberal peckerheads on here, I just assumed?

:wink: :lol: :lol: :lol:


The sad part is the 'peckerheads' think they are the guardians of OPP and must keep the sane people in check. It does seem that way on occasion when they shanghai threads. Sometimes they go on hiatus for fudge packing and playing their version of musical flutes. However, they always return with added vigor to beat down their 'inmates', or rather they attempt to. Yep, the loonies are trying to take over OPP and turn it into an asylum for all the mentally deficient.

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Feb 15, 2015 13:51:18   #
RockKnutne Loc: Valhöll
 
PoppaGringo wrote:
The sad part is the 'peckerheads' think they are the guardians of OPP and must keep the sane people in check. It does seem that way on occasion when they shanghai threads. Sometimes they go on hiatus for fudge packing and playing their version of musical flutes. However, they always return with added vigor to beat down their 'inmates', or rather they attempt to. Yep, the loonies are trying to take over OPP and turn it into an asylum for all the mentally deficient.


Well, I'm as mentally defective as the next person on here and, I will seek to guard our turf with somebody else's life amigo, I'm a bleeder and have to do it that way. :wink:

I am on a new quest to make OPP safe for democracy again and, to ensure that a guy can drop his soap in the shower without fear of reprisal.

I'm loaded for liberal bear and armed to the teeth. What do you think of my secret weapon?

:shock: :shock: :wink: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Not King Kong but, Donkey Kong is how I roll...
Not King Kong but, Donkey Kong is how I roll......

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Feb 15, 2015 14:26:02   #
PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
 
RockKnutne wrote:
Well, I'm as mentally defective as the next person on here and, I will seek to guard our turf with somebody else's life amigo, I'm a bleeder and have to do it that way. :wink:

I am on a new quest to make OPP safe for democracy again and, to ensure that a guy can drop his soap in the shower without fear of reprisal.

I'm loaded for liberal bear and armed to the teeth. What do you think of my secret weapon?

:shock: :shock: :wink: :lol: :lol: :lol:


I need the t***sportation for my gun. Do you have an extra t***sport?

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Feb 15, 2015 14:34:55   #
RockKnutne Loc: Valhöll
 
PoppaGringo wrote:
I need the t***sportation for my gun. Do you have an extra t***sport?


You Marines are too much, always asking a sailor to find ya some ass.

Some things never change.

:roll: :roll: :roll: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Feb 15, 2015 15:16:59   #
PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
 
RockKnutne wrote:
You Marines are too much, always asking a sailor to find ya some ass.

Some things never change.

:roll: :roll: :roll: :lol: :lol: :lol:


Well, why not? The Navy seems to have an overabundance of them. :mrgreen: :oops: :P

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Feb 15, 2015 15:57:55   #
boatbob2
 
AND SO DOES THE MARINE CORPS (NOT corpseman,like obozo says it.)A Jarhead 2nd Lt,got my best buddy k**led in Vietnam,I don't hold that against the Marines,We ALL know 2nd Lts are ALL a bunch of dumb asses,After 21 years in the US Army,I ONLY met one 2nd lt,that was worth the powder to blow him to hell...

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Feb 15, 2015 16:00:29   #
boatbob2
 
In case youre all wondering why they call the Marines JARHEADS,Ill stand up and tell you,Because you un-screw the top of their heads,and to teach them anything you crap in the hole...Just joking,Ive met some great Marines (some ding bats too)

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Feb 15, 2015 16:49:05   #
RockKnutne Loc: Valhöll
 
PoppaGringo wrote:
Well, why not? The Navy seems to have an overabundance of them. :mrgreen: :oops: :P


Only until we load the Higgins boats amigo or, you may know these as LCVPs? They act like Preparption H for all U.S. man-of-wars.

:wink: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Feb 15, 2015 17:11:28   #
PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
 
RockKnutne wrote:
Only until we load the Higgins boats amigo or, you may know these as LCVPs? They act like Pr********n H for all U.S. man-of-wars.

:wink: :lol: :lol: :lol:


Yeah, we Jarheads love the Navy for its t***sportation. Some of their 'vehicles' did call for a bit of Prep. H at times, primarily because of the high pucker episodes encountered. But we luv ya' anyway. The Army should also as you took us to the Land of the Morning Calm to save their poor butts from those nasty's north of the Yalu.

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Feb 15, 2015 17:22:11   #
RockKnutne Loc: Valhöll
 
PoppaGringo wrote:
Yeah, we Jarheads love the Navy for its t***sportation. Some of their 'vehicles' did call for a bit of Prep. H at times, primarily because of the high pucker episodes encountered. But we luv ya' anyway. The Army should also as you took us to the Land of the Morning Calm to save their poor butts from those nasty's north of the Yalu.


A sailor may work from sun to sun but, a good Marine's work is never done... It's because you guys malinger and whine so much but, I wouldn't want anybody else to have my back.

You guys are #1 in my boat and, the first I'd make disembark. You have to maintain order or, you might be accused of being airmen, God forbid... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Feb 15, 2015 17:48:27   #
PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
 
RockKnutne wrote:
A sailor may work from sun to sun but, a good Marine's work is never done... It's because you guys malinger and whine so much but, I wouldn't want anybody else to have my back.

You guys are #1 in my boat and, the first I'd make disembark. You have to maintain order or, you might be accused of being airmen, God forbid... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


We have sometimes wished we were 'airmen' during our scenic rides with the Navy. It would make the disembarkation so much easier, and faster.

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Feb 15, 2015 17:51:51   #
RockKnutne Loc: Valhöll
 
PoppaGringo wrote:
We have sometimes wished we were 'airmen' during our scenic rides with the Navy. It would make the disembarkation so much easier, and faster.


You know I hold our armed services in the highest regard.

The absolute best of the world's best without a doubt!

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