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Stiff upper lip
Feb 5, 2015 19:41:50   #
Elwood Loc: Florida
 
Going the e-mail rounds.

On a train from London to Manchester, an Australian was berating the
Englishman sitting across from him in the compartment.

"You English are too stuffy. You set yourselves apart too much.
You think your stiff upper lip makes you above the rest of us.
Look at me... I'm ME! I have Italian blood, Greek blood, a little
Irish blood, and some Aborigine blood..
What do you say to that ?"

The Englishman replied, "Awfully sporting of your mother, old chap!"

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Feb 5, 2015 20:19:59   #
Parrothead Loc: In front of my laptop
 
Elwood wrote:
Going the e-mail rounds.

On a train from London to Manchester, an Australian was berating the
Englishman sitting across from him in the compartment.

"You English are too stuffy. You set yourselves apart too much.
You think your stiff upper lip makes you above the rest of us.
Look at me... I'm ME! I have Italian blood, Greek blood, a little
Irish blood, and some Aborigine blood..
What do you say to that ?"

The Englishman replied, "Awfully sporting of your mother, old chap!"
Going the e-mail rounds. br br On a train from Lo... (show quote)


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Feb 5, 2015 21:02:50   #
Navy Rob Loc: Hampton Roads Va
 
Elwood wrote:
Going the e-mail rounds.

On a train from London to Manchester, an Australian was berating the
Englishman sitting across from him in the compartment.

"You English are too stuffy. You set yourselves apart too much.
You think your stiff upper lip makes you above the rest of us.
Look at me... I'm ME! I have Italian blood, Greek blood, a little
Irish blood, and some Aborigine blood..
What do you say to that ?"

The Englishman replied, "Awfully sporting of your mother, old chap!"
Going the e-mail rounds. br br On a train from Lo... (show quote)


:thumbup:

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Feb 5, 2015 21:39:47   #
Loki Loc: Georgia
 
Elwood wrote:
Going the e-mail rounds.

On a train from London to Manchester, an Australian was berating the
Englishman sitting across from him in the compartment.

"You English are too stuffy. You set yourselves apart too much.
You think your stiff upper lip makes you above the rest of us.
Look at me... I'm ME! I have Italian blood, Greek blood, a little
Irish blood, and some Aborigine blood..
What do you say to that ?"

The Englishman replied, "Awfully sporting of your mother, old chap!"
Going the e-mail rounds. br br On a train from Lo... (show quote)


Pip, pip and cheerio!

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Feb 5, 2015 23:33:00   #
Elwood Loc: Florida
 
Parrothead wrote:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


Thank you. :-D

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Feb 5, 2015 23:33:22   #
Elwood Loc: Florida
 
Navy Rob wrote:
:thumbup:


Thanks. :-D

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Feb 5, 2015 23:34:06   #
Elwood Loc: Florida
 
Loki wrote:
Pip, pip and cheerio!


Well thank you old man. :lol: :lol:

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Feb 6, 2015 08:02:49   #
Alicia Loc: NYC
 
Elwood wrote:
Going the e-mail rounds.

On a train from London to Manchester, an Australian was berating the
Englishman sitting across from him in the compartment.

"You English are too stuffy. You set yourselves apart too much.
You think your stiff upper lip makes you above the rest of us.
Look at me... I'm ME! I have Italian blood, Greek blood, a little
Irish blood, and some Aborigine blood..
What do you say to that ?"

The Englishman replied, "Awfully sporting of your mother, old chap!"
Going the e-mail rounds. br br On a train from Lo... (show quote)

****************
Good one! :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Feb 6, 2015 11:15:06   #
Elwood Loc: Florida
 
Alicia wrote:
****************
Good one! :lol: :lol: :lol:


Thank you Alicia.

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Feb 6, 2015 12:28:58   #
mongo Loc: TEXAS
 
Elwood wrote:
Going the e-mail rounds.

On a train from London to Manchester, an Australian was berating the
Englishman sitting across from him in the compartment.

"You English are too stuffy. You set yourselves apart too much.
You think your stiff upper lip makes you above the rest of us.
Look at me... I'm ME! I have Italian blood, Greek blood, a little
Irish blood, and some Aborigine blood..
What do you say to that ?"

The Englishman replied, "Awfully sporting of your mother, old chap!"
Going the e-mail rounds. br br On a train from Lo... (show quote)


:thumbup: :thumbup: :lol: :lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup:

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Feb 6, 2015 17:54:41   #
Elwood Loc: Florida
 
mongo wrote:
:thumbup: :thumbup: :lol: :lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup:


Thanks Mongo. :-D

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Feb 6, 2015 23:06:09   #
Al-ien
 
Elwood wrote:
Going the e-mail rounds.

On a train from London to Manchester, an Australian was berating the
Englishman sitting across from him in the compartment.

"You English are too stuffy. You set yourselves apart too much.
You think your stiff upper lip makes you above the rest of us.
Look at me... I'm ME! I have Italian blood, Greek blood, a little
Irish blood, and some Aborigine blood..
What do you say to that ?"



The Englishman replied, "Awfully sporting of your mother, old chap!"
Going the e-mail rounds. br br On a train from Lo... (show quote)


:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Feb 6, 2015 23:15:23   #
Al-ien
 
Elwood wrote:
Going the e-mail rounds.

On a train from London to Manchester, an Australian was berating the
Englishman sitting across from him in the compartment.

"You English are too stuffy. You set yourselves apart too much.
You think your stiff upper lip makes you above the rest of us.
Look at me... I'm ME! I have Italian blood, Greek blood, a little



























Irish blood, and some Aborigine blood..
What do you say to that ?"



The Englishman replied, "Awfully sporting of your mother, old chap!"
Going the e-mail rounds. br br On a train from Lo... (show quote)


:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :lol: :lol: :lol:




Here's one about a sailor that just came into port and decided to go out for a night on the town. He decided to go to a house of ilrepute. He was doing his stuff when he asked his partner "how am I doing"?. Well let me tell you in nautical language. You are travaling at three Knot's. What do you mean . She said "you're NOT hard, you're NOT in and you're NOT getting your money back."

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Feb 6, 2015 23:55:10   #
Elwood Loc: Florida
 
Al-ien wrote:
:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :lol: :lol: :lol:


Thank you. :-D

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Feb 6, 2015 23:55:33   #
Elwood Loc: Florida
 
Al-ien wrote:
:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :lol: :lol: :lol:




Here's one about a sailor that just came into port and decided to go out for a night on the town. He decided to go to a house of ilrepute. He was doing his stuff when he asked his partner "how am I doing"?. Well let me tell you in nautical language. You are travaling at three Knot's. What do you mean . She said "you're NOT hard, you're NOT in and you're NOT getting your money back."


:lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup:

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