The perils of overdosing
Feb 5, 2015 16:50:54 #
Going the e-mail rounds. :lol: :lol:
A man went to the doctor 's office to ask for a triple dosage of Viagra.
Doctor: I cant give you a triple dose.
Man: Why not?
Doctor: Because it's not safe.
Man: But I need it really bad.
Doctor: Well, why do you need it so badly?
Man: My girlfriend is coming into town on Friday, my ex-wife will be here on Saturday and my wife is coming home on Sunday. Can't you see? I've got to have a triple dose. The doctor finally relented.
Doctor: All right, I'll give it to you, but you have to come in Monday morning so that I can check you to see if there are any side effects.
On Monday afternoon the man d**gged himself into the doctors office...his right arm in a sling.
Doctor: Good God! What happened to you?
Man: No one showed up!
A man went to the doctor 's office to ask for a triple dosage of Viagra.
Doctor: I cant give you a triple dose.
Man: Why not?
Doctor: Because it's not safe.
Man: But I need it really bad.
Doctor: Well, why do you need it so badly?
Man: My girlfriend is coming into town on Friday, my ex-wife will be here on Saturday and my wife is coming home on Sunday. Can't you see? I've got to have a triple dose. The doctor finally relented.
Doctor: All right, I'll give it to you, but you have to come in Monday morning so that I can check you to see if there are any side effects.
On Monday afternoon the man d**gged himself into the doctors office...his right arm in a sling.
Doctor: Good God! What happened to you?
Man: No one showed up!
Feb 5, 2015 16:53:29 #
Elwood wrote:
Going the e-mail rounds. :lol: :lol: br br A ma... (show quote)
I don't know Elwood it seems like you are going downhill but still funny.
Feb 5, 2015 17:23:02 #
Feb 5, 2015 19:55:52 #
bahmer wrote:
I don't know Elwood it seems like you are going downhill but still funny.
Oh well, can't win 'em all. :roll:
Feb 5, 2015 19:56:12 #
Feb 6, 2015 13:03:12 #
Elwood wrote:
Going the e-mail rounds. :lol: :lol: br br A ma... (show quote)
On the positive side, the man can now pull six-penny nails out of a two inch thick plank... with his fingertips!!!
Hilarious!
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Feb 6, 2015 13:27:15 #
mongo wrote:
On the positive side, the man can now pull six-penny nails out of a two inch thick plank... with his fingertips!!!
Hilarious!
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Hilarious!
:lol: :lol: :lol:
That he could. :-D
Feb 6, 2015 23:18:04 #
Elwood wrote:
Going the e-mail rounds. :lol: :lol: br br A ma... (show quote)
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Still laughing.
Feb 6, 2015 23:41:18 #
Al-ien wrote:
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Still laughing.
Still laughing.
If his arm is in a sling, I shudder to think what kind of shape another part of his anatomy is in. :shock: :mrgreen: :XD:
Feb 6, 2015 23:56:03 #
If you want to reply, then register here. Registration is free and your account is created instantly, so you can post right away.