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Alien sex (HUMOR)
Feb 5, 2015 12:51:41   #
BOHICA
 
An alien came to earth one day. He was walking around naked, and this woman came over to confront him.

She said, I don't know what planet you're from, but you can't just walk around naked.

The alien replied. Not a problem. As you can see, I have no g*****lia.

Really? says the woman. Well, how do have sex then?

The alien places his finger on her forehead, and gives her the most amazing orgasm she ever had.

She says WOW! that was incredible! Can you do that again?

The alien holds up a limp finger and says give me a few minutes.

It's nice to know that even superior life forms have that problem.

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Feb 5, 2015 13:07:04   #
MajorAhrens Loc: Myrtle Beach
 
BOHICA wrote:
An alien came to earth one day. He was walking around naked, and this woman came over to confront him.

She said, I don't know what planet you're from, but you can't just walk around naked.

The alien replied. Not a problem. As you can see, I have no g*****lia.

Really? says the woman. Well, how do have sex then?

The alien places his finger on her forehead, and gives her the most amazing orgasm she ever had.

She says WOW! that was incredible! Can you do that again?

The alien holds up a limp finger and says give me a few minutes.

It's nice to know that even superior life forms have that problem.
An alien came to earth one day. He was walking aro... (show quote)


That was a good one!

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Feb 5, 2015 13:09:37   #
BOHICA
 
MajorAhrens wrote:
That was a good one!


Thank you.

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Feb 6, 2015 12:40:00   #
bahmer
 
BOHICA wrote:
An alien came to earth one day. He was walking around naked, and this woman came over to confront him.

She said, I don't know what planet you're from, but you can't just walk around naked.

The alien replied. Not a problem. As you can see, I have no g*****lia.

Really? says the woman. Well, how do have sex then?

The alien places his finger on her forehead, and gives her the most amazing orgasm she ever had.

She says WOW! that was incredible! Can you do that again?

The alien holds up a limp finger and says give me a few minutes.

It's nice to know that even superior life forms have that problem.
An alien came to earth one day. He was walking aro... (show quote)


If he was an old alien he would start with a limp finger.

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Feb 6, 2015 12:58:58   #
BOHICA
 
bahmer wrote:
If he was an old alien he would start with a limp finger.


Nah! They discovered Viagra long before we did.

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Feb 6, 2015 13:49:44   #
mongo Loc: TEXAS
 
BOHICA wrote:
An alien came to earth one day. He was walking around naked, and this woman came over to confront him.

She said, I don't know what planet you're from, but you can't just walk around naked.

The alien replied. Not a problem. As you can see, I have no g*****lia.

Really? says the woman. Well, how do have sex then?

The alien places his finger on her forehead, and gives her the most amazing orgasm she ever had.

She says WOW! that was incredible! Can you do that again?

The alien holds up a limp finger and says give me a few minutes.

It's nice to know that even superior life forms have that problem.
An alien came to earth one day. He was walking aro... (show quote)


:thumbup: :lol: :lol: :thumbup:

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Feb 6, 2015 23:23:44   #
Al-ien
 
BOHICA wrote:
An alien came to earth one day. He was walking around naked, and this woman came over to confront him.

She said, I don't know what planet you're from, but you can't just walk around naked.

The alien replied. Not a problem. As you can see, I have no g*****lia.

Really? says the woman. Well, how do have sex then?

The alien places his finger on her forehead, and gives her the most amazing orgasm she ever had.

She says WOW! that was incredible! Can you do that again?

The alien holds up a limp finger and says give me a few minutes.

It's nice to know that even superior life forms have that problem.
An alien came to earth one day. He was walking aro... (show quote)



You do realize you're talking about me? I resemble that remark. :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Feb 6, 2015 23:27:54   #
BOHICA
 
Al-ien wrote:
You do realize you're talking about me? I resemble that remark. :lol: :lol: :lol:



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