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Feb 5, 2015 12:29:14   #
Elwood Loc: Florida
 
Going the e-mail rounds.


Subject: Bruce's Story

A small boy named Bruce lived in a suburb of Sydney, Australia.

None of his classmates liked him cause of his stupidity, especially his teacher, who was always yelling at him, "You’re driving me mad Bruce".

One day Bruce 's mum came to school to check on how he was doing. The teacher told his mum honestly, that her son was simply a disaster, getting very low marks, and never had she seen such a dumb boy in her entire teaching career.
The mum was shocked at the feedback and withdrew her son from school and moved out of Sydney, relocating to Newcastle.

25 years later, the teacher was diagnosed with an incurable cardio disease. All the doctors strongly advised her to have heart surgery, which only one surgeon could perform.
Left with no other options, the teacher decided to have the operation, which was successful. When she opened her eyes after the surgery she saw a handsome doctor smiling down at her.
She wanted to thank him, but could not talk. Her face started to turn blue, she raised her hand, trying to tell him something but eventually died.

The doctor was shocked and was trying to work out what went wrong, when he turned around he saw our friend Bruce, working as a cleaner in the clinic, who had unplugged the oxygen equipment in order to connect his vacuum cleaner!

Don't tell me you thought Bruce became a heart-surgeon?
:roll: :lol: :lol:

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Feb 5, 2015 12:36:20   #
Parrothead Loc: In front of my laptop
 
Elwood wrote:
Going the e-mail rounds.


Subject: Bruce's Story

A small boy named Bruce lived in a suburb of Sydney, Australia.

None of his classmates liked him cause of his stupidity, especially his teacher, who was always yelling at him, "You’re driving me mad Bruce".

One day Bruce 's mum came to school to check on how he was doing. The teacher told his mum honestly, that her son was simply a disaster, getting very low marks, and never had she seen such a dumb boy in her entire teaching career.
The mum was shocked at the feedback and withdrew her son from school and moved out of Sydney, relocating to Newcastle.

25 years later, the teacher was diagnosed with an incurable cardio disease. All the doctors strongly advised her to have heart surgery, which only one surgeon could perform.
Left with no other options, the teacher decided to have the operation, which was successful. When she opened her eyes after the surgery she saw a handsome doctor smiling down at her.
She wanted to thank him, but could not talk. Her face started to turn blue, she raised her hand, trying to tell him something but eventually died.

The doctor was shocked and was trying to work out what went wrong, when he turned around he saw our friend Bruce, working as a cleaner in the clinic, who had unplugged the oxygen equipment in order to connect his vacuum cleaner!

Don't tell me you thought Bruce became a heart-surgeon?
:roll: :lol: :lol:
Going the e-mail rounds. br br br Subject: Bruce... (show quote)


Got me!!!! :roll: :lol:

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Feb 5, 2015 12:42:16   #
BOHICA
 
Elwood wrote:
Going the e-mail rounds.


Subject: Bruce's Story

A small boy named Bruce lived in a suburb of Sydney, Australia.

None of his classmates liked him cause of his stupidity, especially his teacher, who was always yelling at him, "You’re driving me mad Bruce".

One day Bruce 's mum came to school to check on how he was doing. The teacher told his mum honestly, that her son was simply a disaster, getting very low marks, and never had she seen such a dumb boy in her entire teaching career.
The mum was shocked at the feedback and withdrew her son from school and moved out of Sydney, relocating to Newcastle.

25 years later, the teacher was diagnosed with an incurable cardio disease. All the doctors strongly advised her to have heart surgery, which only one surgeon could perform.
Left with no other options, the teacher decided to have the operation, which was successful. When she opened her eyes after the surgery she saw a handsome doctor smiling down at her.
She wanted to thank him, but could not talk. Her face started to turn blue, she raised her hand, trying to tell him something but eventually died.

The doctor was shocked and was trying to work out what went wrong, when he turned around he saw our friend Bruce, working as a cleaner in the clinic, who had unplugged the oxygen equipment in order to connect his vacuum cleaner!

Don't tell me you thought Bruce became a heart-surgeon?
:roll: :lol: :lol:
Going the e-mail rounds. br br br Subject: Bruce... (show quote)


BWAHAHAHAHA!

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Feb 5, 2015 13:10:40   #
MajorAhrens Loc: Myrtle Beach
 
Elwood wrote:
Going the e-mail rounds.


Subject: Bruce's Story

A small boy named Bruce lived in a suburb of Sydney, Australior of his classmates liked him cause of his stupidity, especially his teacher, who was always yelling at him, "You’re driving me mad Bruce".

One day Bruce 's mum came to school to check on how he was doing. The teacher told his mum honestly, that her son was simply a disaster, getting very low marks, and never had she seen such a dumb boy in her entire teaching career.
The mum was shocked at the feedback and withdrew her son from school and moved out of Sydney, relocating to Newcastle.

25 years later, the teacher was diagnosed with an incurable cardio disease. All the doctors strongly advised her to have heart surgery, which only one surgeon could perform.
Left with no other options, the teacher decided to have the operation, which was successful. When she opened her eyes after the surgery she saw a handsome doctor smiling down at her.
She wanted to thank him, but could not talk. Her face started to turn blue, she raised her hand, trying to tell him something but eventually died.

The doctor was shocked and was trying to work out what went wrong, when he turned around he saw our friend Bruce, working as a cleaner in the clinic, who had unplugged the oxygen equipment in order to connect his vacuum cleaner!

Don't tell me you thought Bruce became a heart-surgeon?
:roll: :lol: :lol:
Going the e-mail rounds. br br br Subject: Bruce... (show quote)


:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

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Feb 5, 2015 13:19:59   #
AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State
 
Elwood wrote:
Going the e-mail rounds.


Subject: Bruce's Story

A small boy named Bruce lived in a suburb of Sydney, Australia.

None of his classmates liked him cause of his stupidity, especially his teacher, who was always yelling at him, "You’re driving me mad Bruce".

One day Bruce 's mum came to school to check on how he was doing. The teacher told his mum honestly, that her son was simply a disaster, getting very low marks, and never had she seen such a dumb boy in her entire teaching career.
The mum was shocked at the feedback and withdrew her son from school and moved out of Sydney, relocating to Newcastle.

25 years later, the teacher was diagnosed with an incurable cardio disease. All the doctors strongly advised her to have heart surgery, which only one surgeon could perform.
Left with no other options, the teacher decided to have the operation, which was successful. When she opened her eyes after the surgery she saw a handsome doctor smiling down at her.
She wanted to thank him, but could not talk. Her face started to turn blue, she raised her hand, trying to tell him something but eventually died.

The doctor was shocked and was trying to work out what went wrong, when he turned around he saw our friend Bruce, working as a cleaner in the clinic, who had unplugged the oxygen equipment in order to connect his vacuum cleaner!

Don't tell me you thought Bruce became a heart-surgeon?
:roll: :lol: :lol:
Going the e-mail rounds. br br br Subject: Bruce... (show quote)


Sneaky....very sneaky. :lol: :-D

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Feb 5, 2015 16:23:16   #
Armageddun Loc: The show me state
 
Elwood wrote:
Going the e-mail rounds.


Subject: Bruce's Story

A small boy named Bruce lived in a suburb of Sydney, Australia.

None of his classmates liked him cause of his stupidity, especially his teacher, who was always yelling at him, "You’re driving me mad Bruce".

One day Bruce 's mum came to school to check on how he was doing. The teacher told his mum honestly, that her son was simply a disaster, getting very low marks, and never had she seen such a dumb boy in her entire teaching career.
The mum was shocked at the feedback and withdrew her son from school and moved out of Sydney, relocating to Newcastle.

25 years later, the teacher was diagnosed with an incurable cardio disease. All the doctors strongly advised her to have heart surgery, which only one surgeon could perform.
Left with no other options, the teacher decided to have the operation, which was successful. When she opened her eyes after the surgery she saw a handsome doctor smiling down at her.
She wanted to thank him, but could not talk. Her face started to turn blue, she raised her hand, trying to tell him something but eventually died.

The doctor was shocked and was trying to work out what went wrong, when he turned around he saw our friend Bruce, working as a cleaner in the clinic, who had unplugged the oxygen equipment in order to connect his vacuum cleaner!

Don't tell me you thought Bruce became a heart-surgeon?
:roll: :lol: :lol:
Going the e-mail rounds. br br br Subject: Bruce... (show quote)


Teachers somehow have a view of the future :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I was told by an employer as a teen ager I would never amout to anything. So far he has been right... :XD: :XD: :XD: :XD: :XD: :XD:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: But I'm happy. :thumbup: :thumbup:

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Feb 5, 2015 17:01:02   #
Parrothead Loc: In front of my laptop
 
Armageddun wrote:
Teachers somehow have a view of the future :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I was told by an employer as a teen ager I would never amout to anything. So far he has been right... :XD: :XD: :XD: :XD: :XD: :XD:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: But I'm happy. :thumbup: :thumbup:


I once told a few teachers they would never amount to anything. So far I've been right. :roll: :lol: :lol:

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Feb 5, 2015 17:23:43   #
Elwood Loc: Florida
 
Parrothead wrote:
Got me!!!! :roll: :lol:


:lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup:

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Feb 5, 2015 17:24:07   #
Elwood Loc: Florida
 
BOHICA wrote:
BWAHAHAHAHA!


Thank you. :-D

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Feb 5, 2015 17:24:27   #
Elwood Loc: Florida
 
MajorAhrens wrote:
:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:


Thank you Major. :-D

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Feb 5, 2015 17:25:15   #
Elwood Loc: Florida
 
AuntiE wrote:
Sneaky....very sneaky. :lol: :-D


Gotcha. Still waiting on that double D thing. :lol: :lol:

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Feb 5, 2015 17:26:24   #
Elwood Loc: Florida
 
Armageddun wrote:
Teachers somehow have a view of the future :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I was told by an employer as a teen ager I would never amout to anything. So far he has been right... :XD: :XD: :XD: :XD: :XD: :XD:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: But I'm happy. :thumbup: :thumbup:


:lol: :lol: Hey, that's all that counts. :wink:

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Feb 5, 2015 17:43:21   #
AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State
 
Elwood wrote:
Gotcha. Still waiting on that double D thing. :lol: :lol:


Amusingly enough, Slatten has known the entire time.

Discretion and Diplomacy.

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Feb 5, 2015 19:49:44   #
Elwood Loc: Florida
 
AuntiE wrote:
Amusingly enough, Slatten has known the entire time.

Discretion and Diplomacy.


Wow. Who woulda guessed. :lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup:

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Feb 5, 2015 19:56:59   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
AuntiE wrote:
Amusingly enough, Slatten has known the entire time.

Discretion and Diplomacy.


I changed my name from Bruce to Slatten years ago. :oops:

Oddly enough, I am quite an operator. :!: :mrgreen:

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