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Feb 4, 2015 17:32:29   #
Zeno Loc: Omaha NE
 
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. As they lay down for the night, Holmes said,"Watson, look up into the sky and tell me what you see."
Watson says,"I see millions and millions of stars."
Holmes:"And what does that tell you?"
Watson:"Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Theologically, it tells me that God is great and that we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it tells me that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?"
Holmes:"Somebody stole our tent."

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Feb 4, 2015 17:44:49   #
PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
 
Zeno wrote:
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. As they lay down for the night, Holmes said,"Watson, look up into the sky and tell me what you see."
Watson says,"I see millions and millions of stars."
Holmes:"And what does that tell you?"
Watson:"Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Theologically, it tells me that God is great and that we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it tells me that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?"
Holmes:"Somebody stole our tent."
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping t... (show quote)


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :thumbup:

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Feb 4, 2015 17:45:03   #
Armageddun Loc: The show me state
 
Zeno wrote:
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. As they lay down for the night, Holmes said,"Watson, look up into the sky and tell me what you see."
Watson says,"I see millions and millions of stars."
Holmes:"And what does that tell you?"
Watson:"Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Theologically, it tells me that God is great and that we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it tells me that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?"
Holmes:"Somebody stole our tent."
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping t... (show quote)


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Feb 4, 2015 17:47:47   #
BOHICA
 
Zeno wrote:
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. As they lay down for the night, Holmes said,"Watson, look up into the sky and tell me what you see."
Watson says,"I see millions and millions of stars."
Holmes:"And what does that tell you?"
Watson:"Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Theologically, it tells me that God is great and that we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it tells me that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?"
Holmes:"Somebody stole our tent."
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping t... (show quote)



Poor Watson. He always was a little slow.

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Feb 4, 2015 17:50:44   #
jeff smith
 
Zeno wrote:
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. As they lay down for the night, Holmes said,"Watson, look up into the sky and tell me what you see."
Watson says,"I see millions and millions of stars."
Holmes:"And what does that tell you?"
Watson:"Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Theologically, it tells me that God is great and that we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it tells me that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?"
Holmes:"Somebody stole our tent."
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping t... (show quote)

thanks for a good laugh. nice to have a little humor from time to time

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Feb 4, 2015 18:38:06   #
lusitanean
 
How about a really, really inteligent anecdote? Supposedly it took place in the elementary school in my little town in Portugal. In the first grade.
Little John, do you know who gave us Brazil?
-No. Do you?
-Of course, I do.
- Then if you do why do you ask?
The very essence of logical logic.

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Feb 5, 2015 05:33:27   #
Tasine Loc: Southwest US
 
Zeno wrote:
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. As they lay down for the night, Holmes said,"Watson, look up into the sky and tell me what you see."
Watson says,"I see millions and millions of stars."
Holmes:"And what does that tell you?"
Watson:"Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Theologically, it tells me that God is great and that we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it tells me that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?"
Holmes:"Somebody stole our tent."
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping t... (show quote)

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Hilarious!! Too, too funny. Thanks for a great wake up laugh!!


:lol: :lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :lol: :lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

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Feb 5, 2015 10:12:32   #
alex Loc: michigan now imperial beach californa
 
Zeno wrote:
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. As they lay down for the night, Holmes said,"Watson, look up into the sky and tell me what you see."
Watson says,"I see millions and millions of stars."
Holmes:"And what does that tell you?"
Watson:"Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Theologically, it tells me that God is great and that we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it tells me that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?"
Holmes:"Somebody stole our tent."
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping t... (show quote)


:P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P

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Feb 5, 2015 11:45:21   #
boatbob2
 
YOURE WRONG,It was NOT Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson,,,It was/is the Lone Ranger and Tonto,,,so there !

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Feb 5, 2015 12:35:06   #
PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
 
boatbob2 wrote:
YOURE WRONG,It was NOT Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson,,,It was/is the Lone Ranger and Tonto,,,so there !


Is the Lone Ranger still exhorting White Wind to 'scratch gravel'?

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Feb 5, 2015 16:34:16   #
bahmer
 
Zeno wrote:
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. As they lay down for the night, Holmes said,"Watson, look up into the sky and tell me what you see."
Watson says,"I see millions and millions of stars."
Holmes:"And what does that tell you?"
Watson:"Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Theologically, it tells me that God is great and that we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it tells me that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?"
Holmes:"Somebody stole our tent."
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping t... (show quote)




:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Feb 7, 2015 00:43:03   #
Armageddun Loc: The show me state
 
PoppaGringo wrote:
Is the Lone Ranger still exhorting White Wind to 'scratch gravel'?


I always wondered if Tonto died would the Lone Ranger sell his horse Silver???? :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

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Feb 7, 2015 00:48:30   #
alex Loc: michigan now imperial beach californa
 
Armageddun wrote:
I always wondered if Tonto died would the Lone Ranger sell his horse Silver???? :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:


why would he sell silver? he might sell scout, that was Tonto's horse

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Feb 7, 2015 00:53:42   #
Armageddun Loc: The show me state
 
alex wrote:
why would he sell silver? he might sell scout, that was Tonto's horse


I figured he would retire. But he died instead.

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Feb 7, 2015 12:50:45   #
boatbob2
 
I remember,when the actor ( Clayton Moore ) had to go to court,to stop people from claiming his Lone Ranger name.The Judge declared that Clayton was/is the true Lone ranger,and no one else could use that name,I don't remember the year though.

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