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Jan 21, 2015 16:29:55   #
Elwood Loc: Florida
 
Going the e-mail rounds.

Subject: funeral directors


A TOUGH OLD COWBOY FROM TEXAS COUNSELED HIS GRANDDAUGHTER THAT IF SHE WANTED TO LIVE A
LONG LIFE, THE SECRET WAS TO SPRINKLE A PINCH OF GUN POWDER ON HER OATMEAL EVERY
MORNING.

THE GRANDDAUGHTER DID THIS RELIGIOUSLY UNTIL THE AGE OF 103, WHEN SHE DIED. SHE LEFT
BEHIND 14 CHILDREN, 30 GRANDCHILDREN, 45 GREAT-GRANDCHILDREN, 25 GREAT-GREAT-
GRANDCHILDREN, AND A 40-FOOT HOLE WHERE THE CREMATORIUM USED TO BE.

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Jan 21, 2015 16:48:01   #
grace scott
 
Elwood wrote:
Going the e-mail rounds.

Subject: funeral directors


A TOUGH OLD COWBOY FROM TEXAS COUNSELED HIS GRANDDAUGHTER THAT IF SHE WANTED TO LIVE A
LONG LIFE, THE SECRET WAS TO SPRINKLE A PINCH OF GUN POWDER ON HER OATMEAL EVERY
MORNING.

THE GRANDDAUGHTER DID THIS RELIGIOUSLY UNTIL THE AGE OF 103, WHEN SHE DIED. SHE LEFT
BEHIND 14 CHILDREN, 30 GRANDCHILDREN, 45 GREAT-GRANDCHILDREN, 25 GREAT-GREAT-
GRANDCHILDREN, AND A 40-FOOT HOLE WHERE THE CREMATORIUM USED TO BE.
Going the e-mail rounds. br br Subject: funeral d... (show quote)



:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: No matter how good something is,it will always adversely affect someone. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Jan 21, 2015 16:49:06   #
Elwood Loc: Florida
 
grace scott wrote:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: No matter how good something is,it will always adversely affect someone. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


:lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup: Yup. :mrgreen:

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Jan 21, 2015 19:01:35   #
Parrothead Loc: In front of my laptop
 
Elwood wrote:
Going the e-mail rounds.

Subject: funeral directors


A TOUGH OLD COWBOY FROM TEXAS COUNSELED HIS GRANDDAUGHTER THAT IF SHE WANTED TO LIVE A
LONG LIFE, THE SECRET WAS TO SPRINKLE A PINCH OF GUN POWDER ON HER OATMEAL EVERY
MORNING.

THE GRANDDAUGHTER DID THIS RELIGIOUSLY UNTIL THE AGE OF 103, WHEN SHE DIED. SHE LEFT
BEHIND 14 CHILDREN, 30 GRANDCHILDREN, 45 GREAT-GRANDCHILDREN, 25 GREAT-GREAT-
GRANDCHILDREN, AND A 40-FOOT HOLE WHERE THE CREMATORIUM USED TO BE.
Going the e-mail rounds. br br Subject: funeral d... (show quote)


Now that's going out with a bang! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Jan 21, 2015 19:05:02   #
Elwood Loc: Florida
 
Parrothead wrote:
Now that's going out with a bang! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


Yup. Lot of smoke around that hole. :lol: :lol:

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Jan 21, 2015 19:24:47   #
Parrothead Loc: In front of my laptop
 
Elwood wrote:
Yup. Lot of smoke around that hole. :lol: :lol:


I was going to post something rude, crude, and socially unacceptable about past girlfriends but I'm too much of a Southern gentleman to do so.

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Jan 21, 2015 21:13:34   #
Elwood Loc: Florida
 
Parrothead wrote:
I was going to post something rude, crude, and socially unacceptable about past girlfriends but I'm too much of a Southern gentleman to do so.


:lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup:

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Jan 21, 2015 22:56:50   #
AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State
 
Parrothead wrote:
I was going to post something rude, crude, and socially unacceptable about past girlfriends but I'm too much of a Southern gentleman to do so.


And, as a born and bred, to the bone, Southern Woman, I appreciate your diplomacy.

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Jan 21, 2015 22:57:52   #
AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State
 
Elwood wrote:
Going the e-mail rounds.

Subject: funeral directors


A TOUGH OLD COWBOY FROM TEXAS COUNSELED HIS GRANDDAUGHTER THAT IF SHE WANTED TO LIVE A
LONG LIFE, THE SECRET WAS TO SPRINKLE A PINCH OF GUN POWDER ON HER OATMEAL EVERY
MORNING.

THE GRANDDAUGHTER DID THIS RELIGIOUSLY UNTIL THE AGE OF 103, WHEN SHE DIED. SHE LEFT
BEHIND 14 CHILDREN, 30 GRANDCHILDREN, 45 GREAT-GRANDCHILDREN, 25 GREAT-GREAT-
GRANDCHILDREN, AND A 40-FOOT HOLE WHERE THE CREMATORIUM USED TO BE.
Going the e-mail rounds. br br Subject: funeral d... (show quote)


:lol: :thumbup: :lol: :thumbup: :lol: :thumbup: :lol: :thumbup: :lol: :thumbup: :lol: :thumbup:

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Jan 21, 2015 23:21:54   #
Elwood Loc: Florida
 
AuntiE wrote:
:lol: :thumbup: :lol: :thumbup: :lol: :thumbup: :lol: :thumbup: :lol: :thumbup: :lol: :thumbup:


Thank you AuntieE, :lol: :lol:

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Jan 22, 2015 15:37:51   #
bahmer
 
Elwood wrote:
Going the e-mail rounds.

Subject: funeral directors


A TOUGH OLD COWBOY FROM TEXAS COUNSELED HIS GRANDDAUGHTER THAT IF SHE WANTED TO LIVE A
LONG LIFE, THE SECRET WAS TO SPRINKLE A PINCH OF GUN POWDER ON HER OATMEAL EVERY
MORNING.

THE GRANDDAUGHTER DID THIS RELIGIOUSLY UNTIL THE AGE OF 103, WHEN SHE DIED. SHE LEFT
BEHIND 14 CHILDREN, 30 GRANDCHILDREN, 45 GREAT-GRANDCHILDREN, 25 GREAT-GREAT-
GRANDCHILDREN, AND A 40-FOOT HOLE WHERE THE CREMATORIUM USED TO BE.
Going the e-mail rounds. br br Subject: funeral d... (show quote)


Thanks for the laugh Elwood good story. Thanks much.

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Jan 22, 2015 17:08:39   #
mongo Loc: TEXAS
 
Elwood wrote:
Going the e-mail rounds.

Subject: funeral directors


A TOUGH OLD COWBOY FROM TEXAS COUNSELED HIS GRANDDAUGHTER THAT IF SHE WANTED TO LIVE A
LONG LIFE, THE SECRET WAS TO SPRINKLE A PINCH OF GUN POWDER ON HER OATMEAL EVERY
MORNING.

THE GRANDDAUGHTER DID THIS RELIGIOUSLY UNTIL THE AGE OF 103, WHEN SHE DIED. SHE LEFT
BEHIND 14 CHILDREN, 30 GRANDCHILDREN, 45 GREAT-GRANDCHILDREN, 25 GREAT-GREAT-
GRANDCHILDREN, AND A 40-FOOT HOLE WHERE THE CREMATORIUM USED TO BE.
Going the e-mail rounds. br br Subject: funeral d... (show quote)


Good one Elwood.

:thumbup: :lol: :lol: :thumbup:

SEMPER FI

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Jan 22, 2015 17:22:13   #
Elwood Loc: Florida
 
bahmer wrote:
Thanks for the laugh Elwood good story. Thanks much.


You are welcome. :-D

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Jan 22, 2015 17:22:35   #
Elwood Loc: Florida
 
mongo wrote:
Good one Elwood.

:thumbup: :lol: :lol: :thumbup:

SEMPER FI


Thank you Mongo. :-D

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Jan 23, 2015 00:42:31   #
melbell Loc: California / Kentucky
 
You are a daily dose of laughter.
By the way how is the rabbit?
Is he still 6 feet tall?

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