Too much sex.
Jan 20, 2015 14:19:14 #
TOO MUCH SEX.
I couldn't help but overhear two guys in their mid-twenties while sitting at the bar last night. One of the guys says to his buddy: "Man you look tired."
His buddy says: "Dude I'm exhausted. My girlfriend and I have sex all the time. I just don't know what to do."
A fellow about my age (75+), sitting a couple of stools down, also overheard the conversation. He looked over at the two young men and with the wisdom of years says:
"Marry her..............That'll put a stop to it."
I couldn't help but overhear two guys in their mid-twenties while sitting at the bar last night. One of the guys says to his buddy: "Man you look tired."
His buddy says: "Dude I'm exhausted. My girlfriend and I have sex all the time. I just don't know what to do."
A fellow about my age (75+), sitting a couple of stools down, also overheard the conversation. He looked over at the two young men and with the wisdom of years says:
"Marry her..............That'll put a stop to it."
Jan 20, 2015 14:43:54 #
PoppaGringo wrote:
TOO MUCH SEX. br br I couldn't help but overhear ... (show quote)
:hunf: :hunf: :twisted: :hunf: :thumbdown: :-( :( :cry: :hunf:
Jan 20, 2015 15:14:10 #
Jan 20, 2015 15:19:48 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
PoppaGringo wrote:
TOO MUCH SEX. br br I couldn't help but overhear ... (show quote)
My Dad told me, decades ago, that when the day came my wife told me 'no', I would feel kind'a relieved. Although I can enjoy the humor in your post...that day is creeping closer all the time. I am quite content with the pace we are on. :thumbup: :mrgreen:
At my age, having the Sgt. Major lying beside me each night is satisfaction in and of itself. All else is icing on the cake :!: :wink:
Jan 20, 2015 15:25:35 #
slatten49 wrote:
My Dad told me, decades ago, that when the day came my wife told me 'no', I would feel relieved. Although I can enjoy the humor in your post...that day is creeping closer all the time. I am quite content with the pace we are on. :thumbup: :mrgreen:
At my age, having the Sgt. Major lying beside me each night is satisfaction in and of itself. All else is icing on the cake :!: :wink:
At my age, having the Sgt. Major lying beside me each night is satisfaction in and of itself. All else is icing on the cake :!: :wink:
Yes I miss my late wife and wish she were here an numerous occasions and not just for sex either but for comfort.
Jan 20, 2015 15:25:45 #
slatten49 wrote:
My Dad told me, decades ago, that when the day came my wife told me 'no', I would feel relieved. Although I can enjoy the humor in your post...that day is creeping closer all the time. I am quite content with the pace we are on. :thumbup: :mrgreen:
At my age, having the Sgt. Major lying beside me each night is satisfaction in and of itself. All else is icing on the cake :!: :wink:
At my age, having the Sgt. Major lying beside me each night is satisfaction in and of itself. All else is icing on the cake :!: :wink:
For this post, you most assuredly deserve a snack. :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
Jan 20, 2015 15:34:33 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
AuntiE wrote:
For this post, you most assuredly deserve a snack. :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
Wow :!: I need to rethink my positions with you if this is what I may get in thanks/reward. :thumbup: :lol:
Nice instead of smarmy, hmmm...who'd have thunk it :?: :-D
P.S. Is that raspberry :?: :-P I like raspberry. :P
Jan 20, 2015 15:34:37 #
no propaganda please
Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun
slatten49 wrote:
My Dad told me, decades ago, that when the day came my wife told me 'no', I would feel relieved. Although I can enjoy the humor in your post...that day is creeping closer all the time. I am quite content with the pace we are on. :thumbup: :mrgreen:
At my age, having the Sgt. Major lying beside me each night is satisfaction in and of itself. All else is icing on the cake :!: :wink:
At my age, having the Sgt. Major lying beside me each night is satisfaction in and of itself. All else is icing on the cake :!: :wink:
:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
Jan 20, 2015 15:44:00 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
bahmer wrote:
Yes I miss my late wife and wish she were here an numerous occasions and not just for sex either but for comfort.
Knowing Salty as I do, there is no doubt in my mind that no man misses his wife more than he misses his. The 'Colonel' meant the world to him. Their's was a love for the ages :!: I know this to be true. :thumbup:
Jan 20, 2015 15:45:41 #
slatten49 wrote:
Wow :!: I need to rethink my positions with you if this is what I may get in thanks/reward. :thumbup: :lol:
Nice instead of smarmy, hmmm...who'd have thunk it :?: :-D
P.S. Is that raspberry :?: :-P I like raspberry. :P
Nice instead of smarmy, hmmm...who'd have thunk it :?: :-D
P.S. Is that raspberry :?: :-P I like raspberry. :P
Red raspberry sauce.
Jan 20, 2015 16:11:31 #
PoppaGringo wrote:
TOO MUCH SEX. br br I couldn't help but overhear ... (show quote)
:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
SEMPER FI
Jan 20, 2015 16:32:12 #
Jan 20, 2015 17:32:08 #
lpnmajor
Loc: Arkansas
PoppaGringo wrote:
TOO MUCH SEX. br br I couldn't help but overhear ... (show quote)
So THAT'S what happened! Phew, I thought it was me all this time. :|
Jan 20, 2015 18:33:59 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
lpnmajor wrote:
So THAT'S what happened! Phew, I thought it was me all this time. :|
Still could'a been, Doc :!: :lol:
Jan 20, 2015 19:57:19 #
slatten49 wrote:
I really like your new avatar, Mongo. :thumbup:
SEMPER FI :!:
SEMPER FI :!:
Thank You. Feel free to acquire it if you like my brother.
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