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Jan 19, 2015 17:30:42   #
missinglink Loc: Tralfamadore
 
Subject: Italian Bookkeeper

A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper, Guido, has c***ted
him out of $10,000,000.00

His bookkeeper is deaf. That was the reason he got the job in the first place.

It was assumed that Guido would hear nothing so he would not have to
testify in court.

When the Godfather goes to confront Guido about his missing $10
million, he takes along his lawyer who knows sign language.

The Godfather tells the lawyer, "Ask him where the money is!

The lawyer, using sign language, asks Guido, Where's the money?

Guido signs back, "I don't know what you are talking about."

The lawyer tells the Godfather, "He says he doesn't know what you are
talking about"

The Godfather pulls out a pistol, puts it to Guido's head and says,
"Ask him again or I'll k**l him!"

The lawyer signs to Guido, "He'll k**l you if you don't tell him."

Guido trembles and signs back, "OK. You win! The money is in a brown
briefcase, buried behind the shed at my cousin Bruno's house.

The Godfather asks the lawyer, "What did he say?"
The lawyer replies,
"He says you don't have the balls to pull the trigger."

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Jan 19, 2015 18:09:21   #
buddy42 Loc: Bonita Springs, Fl
 
missinglink wrote:
Subject: Italian Bookkeeper

A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper, Guido, has c***ted
him out of $10,000,000.00

His bookkeeper is deaf. That was the reason he got the job in the first place.

It was assumed that Guido would hear nothing so he would not have to
testify in court.

When the Godfather goes to confront Guido about his missing $10
million, he takes along his lawyer who knows sign language.

The Godfather tells the lawyer, "Ask him where the money is!

The lawyer, using sign language, asks Guido, Where's the money?

Guido signs back, "I don't know what you are talking about."

The lawyer tells the Godfather, "He says he doesn't know what you are
talking about"

The Godfather pulls out a pistol, puts it to Guido's head and says,
"Ask him again or I'll k**l him!"

The lawyer signs to Guido, "He'll k**l you if you don't tell him."

Guido trembles and signs back, "OK. You win! The money is in a brown
briefcase, buried behind the shed at my cousin Bruno's house.

The Godfather asks the lawyer, "What did he say?"
The lawyer replies,
"He says you don't have the balls to pull the trigger."
Subject: Italian Bookkeeper br br A M... (show quote)


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Jan 20, 2015 10:13:46   #
motive power
 
missinglink wrote:
Subject: Italian Bookkeeper

A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper, Guido, has c***ted
him out of $10,000,000.00

His bookkeeper is deaf. That was the reason he got the job in the first place.

It was assumed that Guido would hear nothing so he would not have to
testify in court.

When the Godfather goes to confront Guido about his missing $10
million, he takes along his lawyer who knows sign language.

The Godfather tells the lawyer, "Ask him where the money is!

The lawyer, using sign language, asks Guido, Where's the money?

Guido signs back, "I don't know what you are talking about."

The lawyer tells the Godfather, "He says he doesn't know what you are
talking about"

The Godfather pulls out a pistol, puts it to Guido's head and says,
"Ask him again or I'll k**l him!"

The lawyer signs to Guido, "He'll k**l you if you don't tell him."

Guido trembles and signs back, "OK. You win! The money is in a brown
briefcase, buried behind the shed at my cousin Bruno's house.

The Godfather asks the lawyer, "What did he say?"
The lawyer replies,
"He says you don't have the balls to pull the trigger."
Subject: Italian Bookkeeper br br A M... (show quote)


"WELL", what do you expect when you have a Jewish Democrat for a lawyer?

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Jan 20, 2015 13:48:12   #
mongo Loc: TEXAS
 
missinglink wrote:
Subject: Italian Bookkeeper

A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper, Guido, has c***ted
him out of $10,000,000.00

His bookkeeper is deaf. That was the reason he got the job in the first place.

It was assumed that Guido would hear nothing so he would not have to
testify in court.

When the Godfather goes to confront Guido about his missing $10
million, he takes along his lawyer who knows sign language.

The Godfather tells the lawyer, "Ask him where the money is!

The lawyer, using sign language, asks Guido, Where's the money?

Guido signs back, "I don't know what you are talking about."

The lawyer tells the Godfather, "He says he doesn't know what you are
talking about"

The Godfather pulls out a pistol, puts it to Guido's head and says,
"Ask him again or I'll k**l him!"

The lawyer signs to Guido, "He'll k**l you if you don't tell him."

Guido trembles and signs back, "OK. You win! The money is in a brown
briefcase, buried behind the shed at my cousin Bruno's house.



The Godfather asks the lawyer, "What did he say?"
The lawyer replies,
"He says you don't have the balls to pull the trigger."
Subject: Italian Bookkeeper br br A M... (show quote)

My wife just witnessed a case of "Projection Coffee" for the first time in our marriage! I've never seen her laugh so hard. My plan is to let her finish, give her a cup of coffee, then let her read the post for herself. I know, it might seem a little cruel, but turnaround IS fair-play!

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Jan 20, 2015 16:13:27   #
AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State
 
mongo wrote:
My wife just witnessed a case of "Projection Coffee" for the first time in our marriage! I've never seen her laugh so hard. My plan is to let her finish, give her a cup of coffee, then let her read the post for herself. I know, it might seem a little cruel, but turnaround IS fair-play!

:lol: :lol: :lol:

SEMPER FI


Our site member WFOC waited till Mrs. WFOC had a bowl of popcorn in her lap to show her a joke I had sent him. She had to get the vaccum out to do the floor and furniture.

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Jan 20, 2015 16:29:18   #
mongo Loc: TEXAS
 
AuntiE wrote:
Our site member WFOC waited till Mrs. WFOC had a bowl of popcorn in her lap to show her a joke I had sent him. She had to get the vaccum out to do the floor and furniture.


Priceless!

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SEMPER FI

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