Signs of the times.
Jan 13, 2015 22:20:35 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
Billboard on the side of the road: Keep your eyes on the road and stop reading these signs.
Car Lot: The best way to get on your feet...miss a payment!
Church sign: To remove worry wrinkles, get your faith lifted.
In a beauty shop: Dye now!
In a cafeteria: Shoes are required to eat in the cafeteria. Socks can eat any place they want.
In a dentist office: Be true to your teeth or they will be false to you.
In a department store: Bargain basement upstairs.
In a dry cleaner's window: Anyone leaving their garments here for more than 30 days will be disposed of.
In a farmer's field: The farmer allows walkers to cross the field without charge, but be aware that the bull charges.
In a health food shop window: Closed due to illness.
In a Los Angeles clothing store: Wonderful bargains for men with 16 and 17 necks.
In a Maine restaurant: Open seven days a week and weekends.
In a New York medical building: Mental Health Prevention Center.
In a New York restaurant: Customers who find our waitresses rude ought to see the manager.
Maternity clothes shop: We are open on Labor Day.
On a butchers window: Let me meat your needs.
:mrgreen:
Car Lot: The best way to get on your feet...miss a payment!
Church sign: To remove worry wrinkles, get your faith lifted.
In a beauty shop: Dye now!
In a cafeteria: Shoes are required to eat in the cafeteria. Socks can eat any place they want.
In a dentist office: Be true to your teeth or they will be false to you.
In a department store: Bargain basement upstairs.
In a dry cleaner's window: Anyone leaving their garments here for more than 30 days will be disposed of.
In a farmer's field: The farmer allows walkers to cross the field without charge, but be aware that the bull charges.
In a health food shop window: Closed due to illness.
In a Los Angeles clothing store: Wonderful bargains for men with 16 and 17 necks.
In a Maine restaurant: Open seven days a week and weekends.
In a New York medical building: Mental Health Prevention Center.
In a New York restaurant: Customers who find our waitresses rude ought to see the manager.
Maternity clothes shop: We are open on Labor Day.
On a butchers window: Let me meat your needs.
:mrgreen:
Jan 14, 2015 06:02:18 #
Sign over urinal in restaurant restroom: We aim to please, you aim too, please.
Jan 14, 2015 07:00:44 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
rolech wrote:
Sign over urinal in restaurant restroom: We aim to please, you aim too, please.
:thumbup: Good 'un :!: Should'a been on my list. :wink:
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