Being nervous, and embarrassed about my upcoming colonoscopy on a recommendation I decided to have it done while visiting friends in San Francisco , where the nurses are allegedly more gentle and accommodating.
As I lay naked on my side on the table, the nurse began my procedure.
"Don't worry, at this stage of the procedure it's quite normal to get an erection," the nurse told me.
"I haven't got an erection," I replied.
"No, but I have," replied the nurse.
You may not want to get your next colonoscopy in San Francisco....
Elwood wrote:
Being nervous, and embarrassed about my upcoming colonoscopy on a recommendation I decided to have it done while visiting friends in San Francisco , where the nurses are allegedly more gentle and accommodating.
As I lay naked on my side on the table, the nurse began my procedure.
"Don't worry, at this stage of the procedure it's quite normal to get an erection," the nurse told me.
"I haven't got an erection," I replied.
"No, but I have," replied the nurse.
You may not want to get your next colonoscopy in San Francisco....
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Elwood wrote:
Being nervous, and embarrassed about my upcoming colonoscopy on a recommendation I decided to have it done while visiting friends in San Francisco , where the nurses are allegedly more gentle and accommodating.
As I lay naked on my side on the table, the nurse began my procedure.
"Don't worry, at this stage of the procedure it's quite normal to get an erection," the nurse told me.
"I haven't got an erection," I replied.
"No, but I have," replied the nurse.
You may not want to get your next colonoscopy in San Francisco....
Being nervous, and embarrassed about my upcoming c... (
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That's just wrong, on so many levels.
Richard Rowland wrote:
Tell us why,Grugor.
Don't get me wrong. It's funny, but just wrong. If you know what I mean.
Grugore wrote:
Don't get me wrong. It's funny, but just wrong. If you know what I mean.
Even I am laughing! And all the while still understanding it is wrong (though maybe not in the same way Grugore thinks.)
Sometimes the best comedy is a little wrong. :)
Grugore wrote:
That's just wrong, on so many levels.
I agree...but it is funny!!
Elwood wrote:
Thank you Grace. :-D
It covers about everything possible in the 'new age,' where wrong and right have become a grey area.
Sad, but true, and who is to blame. What one generation tolerates, the next accepts.
It's funny. :thumbup: :thumbup:
A word of caution, when you have a colonoscopy you may talk about things you would never say otherwise.
I asked the doctor about that once, and all he did was SMILE.
Elwood wrote:
Being nervous, and embarrassed about my upcoming colonoscopy on a recommendation I decided to have it done while visiting friends in San Francisco , where the nurses are allegedly more gentle and accommodating.
As I lay naked on my side on the table, the nurse began my procedure.
"Don't worry, at this stage of the procedure it's quite normal to get an erection," the nurse told me.
"I haven't got an erection," I replied.
"No, but I have," replied the nurse.
You may not want to get your next colonoscopy in San Francisco....
Being nervous, and embarrassed about my upcoming c... (
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Elwood wrote:
Being nervous, and embarrassed about my upcoming colonoscopy on a recommendation I decided to have it done while visiting friends in San Francisco , where the nurses are allegedly more gentle and accommodating.
As I lay naked on my side on the table, the nurse began my procedure.
"Don't worry, at this stage of the procedure it's quite normal to get an erection," the nurse told me.
"I haven't got an erection," I replied.
"No, but I have," replied the nurse.
You may not want to get your next colonoscopy in San Francisco....
Being nervous, and embarrassed about my upcoming c... (
show quote)
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
BearK wrote:
It covers about everything possible in the 'new age,' where wrong and right have become a grey area.
Sad, but true, and who is to blame. What one generation tolerates, the next accepts.
It's funny. :thumbup: :thumbup:
A word of caution, when you have a colonoscopy you may talk about things you would never say otherwise.
I asked the doctor about that once, and all he did was SMILE.
:lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup:
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